Best Funny Pickup Lines Ever Novels & Stories

I gave in after the look he had been giving me. “I got your back Lil. Ronald Jones, is hereby at your service” “You smell nice” I changed the topic. “Wanna smell me?” I wiggled my eyebrows. It was a pickup line in saw online. “I’m impressed, Lodge. I am” he said, folding his arms, showing off his flexing biceps. The popcorns were ready. After giving a bowl to each pair, both of us sat down on the sofa. Em grabbed my arm swiftly and Livy clasped on Ronny’s shirt.

It was the best day ever. Or so I thought at the time. Just like our first date, George took me sailing. He had a picnic of delicacies set up for us. Wine and cheese with fresh fruit, oh, and those amazing crackers I could never get enough of. It was the perfect weather for it, just enough wind without overdoing it. The breeze kissed my skin, leaving goosebumps. I couldn't help but feel as though it were the best day ever. And he said all the right things, looked at me with those eyes, green my favorite color, that seemed to sparkle just so in the sunlight. I was a girl in romance heaven as he fed me grapes.

The worst chat up line in history. That was the instant I threw a shoe at him. And found him adorable. He dropped to his knees, hands in the air, and exclaimed, “I’m so sorry! Shit! When I get nervous, I say the most inappropriate...Shit! How am I meant to talk sense when you look like that?” “Like what?” “A beautiful, hopefully very forgiving Goddess! Let me start over? No more shoes?” Stood in the room, my arms folded, another shoe of Cass’s ready to launch at him I’d not succumbed.

"Not without a kiss" "Have you gone mad?" "Yes, in your love" "Ha, ha, ha... Very funny! It is a very cheezy and old line. Try something new" "I don't know anything. I want a kiss otherwise I won't cut the call" "It's ok then I would disconnect"

And shook my head to get rid of his thoughts. He chuckled observing my every action. I was making myself a laughingstock. "Did anyone tell you how beautiful you look when you smile?" Tilting his head he asked me. I looked at him and found him so adorable that I took everything in me not to kiss him right away. So I just looked away from his face. Do boys like this cheesy pickup line so much that everyone uses the same line to woo a girl? Leo once asked me the same question when we were having sex. Still, I wanted to hear what Daniel thought about me.

he said, placing his hands over his heart. "Does this really always work for you??" She asked, shaking her head in disbelief. "What??" He asked "These cheesy pick up lines from g****e," Zada asked, genuinely wondering. "It's not from g****e," he said, frowning. "Well Fredrick. I happen to have a brother who used up all these pick up lines when he was in High School." Zada said dryly. "It sounds like your brother and I would get along very well" he said and that made Zada sober up.

“Your balls.” “Okay I got you, Nick, I’mma stay behave. I’m going to keep my hands to myself” He smiled in absolute defeat. By now, he should already know that he can’t somersault me with his dumb pick-up lines. I got my pick-up lines too, and it’s always on point.

“And if I fail to give you 100 chemistry pickup lines?” “I will get to that later so do we have a deal?” “Yeah, I guess we do.” Dwight said as he brought his hand for a handshake. And that’s how my problems started, I thought he wouldn’t actually give me a 100 pickup lines, because for a while, he kept quiet and I thought I was victorious, hell I was already making planes of what I will tell him to do, but I didn’t know that he was just getting ready, now we are on number 84 and I have never been so frustrated since that holdup in traffic five years ago in Senegal. I already told him to stop, but his smart reply was we had a deal…. I made a deal with the fucking devil.

Maybe I'm not thinking straight, maybe I'd lost my mind. "Bullshit! That bet was bullshit!" she screamed in horror. But sometimes, some bullshit phrase can control the biggest shit in your life. "You!" she yelled pointing her fist towards Cole. "you douche bag! That was your idea of making bet, isn't it?" she demanded while digging holes from her stares. "I beg to differ; I think a handsome bag can suit me! ". "Gush You-are-so-irritating," strikes she. "So, Amanda is ready to become a playgirl sounds interesting," Dylan chimed in." hey! Maybe I can teach you some of my pickup lines"

He sighed and closed his eyes in defeat. “Fine, give me a damn line,” he muttered. I smiled, thinking of a line he could use. I didn’t want to give him one that was too good; after all, I didn’t actually want her to fall for it. “Okay, how about you say; do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?” I joked, knowing he wouldn’t ever say that to a girl. He looked at me in disbelief.