Best Funny Pickup Lines Ever Novels & Stories

he said, placing his hands over his heart. "Does this really always work for you??" She asked, shaking her head in disbelief. "What??" He asked "These cheesy pick up lines from g****e," Zada asked, genuinely wondering. "It's not from g****e," he said, frowning. "Well Fredrick. I happen to have a brother who used up all these pick up lines when he was in High School." Zada said dryly. "It sounds like your brother and I would get along very well" he said and that made Zada sober up.

“Your balls.” “Okay I got you, Nick, I’mma stay behave. I’m going to keep my hands to myself” He smiled in absolute defeat. By now, he should already know that he can’t somersault me with his dumb pick-up lines. I got my pick-up lines too, and it’s always on point.

“And if I fail to give you 100 chemistry pickup lines?” “I will get to that later so do we have a deal?” “Yeah, I guess we do.” Dwight said as he brought his hand for a handshake. And that’s how my problems started, I thought he wouldn’t actually give me a 100 pickup lines, because for a while, he kept quiet and I thought I was victorious, hell I was already making planes of what I will tell him to do, but I didn’t know that he was just getting ready, now we are on number 84 and I have never been so frustrated since that holdup in traffic five years ago in Senegal. I already told him to stop, but his smart reply was we had a deal…. I made a deal with the fucking devil.

Maybe I'm not thinking straight, maybe I'd lost my mind. "Bullshit! That bet was bullshit!" she screamed in horror. But sometimes, some bullshit phrase can control the biggest shit in your life. "You!" she yelled pointing her fist towards Cole. "you douche bag! That was your idea of making bet, isn't it?" she demanded while digging holes from her stares. "I beg to differ; I think a handsome bag can suit me! ". "Gush You-are-so-irritating," strikes she. "So, Amanda is ready to become a playgirl sounds interesting," Dylan chimed in." hey! Maybe I can teach you some of my pickup lines"

Is there anything that he would do just to let me forgive him? He shook his head while laughing. He couldn’t believe himself as well how he did that. “Fucking internet. I searched for pick-up lines and poetry lines that could make you smile but guess I am wrong. Fuck! I don’t want to spend that long on the internet anymore. It doesn't even help. You are just making fun of me.”

He sighed and closed his eyes in defeat. “Fine, give me a damn line,” he muttered. I smiled, thinking of a line he could use. I didn’t want to give him one that was too good; after all, I didn’t actually want her to fall for it. “Okay, how about you say; do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?” I joked, knowing he wouldn’t ever say that to a girl. He looked at me in disbelief.

He leered at Stella. “Excuse me?” Stella asked. “I was just wondering if it hurt when you fell from heaven. Because you, sweetheart, are an angel.” Stella and I looked at each other. He was so serious! We burst out laughing. “That’s the worst pick up line I’ve ever heard,” Stella said, as we made our way around the man. We both just wanted to drink and have fun, but we got hit on three more times before we even made it to the bar.

I said and went back to my phone. "So how did you and Xavier meet?" he asked taking a seat next to me. That's your best pickup line?...so lame "Oh we met through our parents" I answered and went back to my phone. "Okay so tell me about yourself," he said. ugh, can't this guy take the hint that I'm not into him. "Well I grew up with my parents and they provide everything I ask for me, "I said with a fake smile. "wow you must be really lucky t-"my phone started ringing which cut him off. Thank God.

Weird because I don't want to admit that I am jealous cause I know they are probably together. I go ahead and walk to my seat already feeling drained and it's just the start of the day. "Shit Eve, you're just the cure I needed for my hangover" I twist my head to check who said that, only to find Adrian staring at me with a smirk. " Is that supposed to be a pick up line ?" I ask him while taking my seat. " Yap, did it work? " Now that I have taken my seat I turn and fully face him.

"Ikaw ang patuturuin ko. Best teacher ka, hindi ba? Rosalind!" Palihim naman akong ngumiti nang matamis. His cheesy pickup lines have always got me. Even his obvious motives made me slowly like him.