Best Funny Pickup Lines Ever Novels & Stories

I replied with a matching pickup line. “Your pickup lines were so old school!” She commented. “Why? We were old in the first place! And I want us to be old forever,” I told her. She smiled. “Even though I already know that, I’ll still give it to you. Why then?” She replied. “Cause I want to grow old with you.” I kissed her cheek at the same time. “In fairness, I shivered ten times!” She was still smiling. “Ten times only?” I asked with a sad tone.

Why the hell am I going to throw some pick-up lines? “Tricycle ka ba?” Someone cleared their throat habang nag koru ang mga kasama ko sa isang ‘Ohh!’. Takang hinanap ko ng tingin si Donna. Her expression was epic, half amused and halfed scared. Hindi ko maipaliwanag ang kaba. May ginawa na naman akong kahihiyan? “No.” S***a, Gen. I gasped, my eyes widened with disbelief when my gaze landed in Prince Liam’s direction. All serious while holding the mic. P**a, self. You just asked the most inappropriate pick-up lines of the most respected man in the country. His Royal Highness Prince Liam.

I tell him just to mess with him, but in my mind I already know that I'll be baking him the cookies once we're done in the pool. Savio shrugged. “I need it so I can give the ladies some sugar.” I snorted as I made my way over to Anna, Ellie and the twins. “You are absolutely impossible. Do those pick-up lines actually work?” “No,” Tristan said at the same time as Savio said, “Yes.” Tristan waived him off. "You should've gotten a lollipop or a downward arrow instead of a bull, it would've sent a clearer message." Tristan tells him, and I can see a smirk on hid face even though he's doing his best to hide it.

He immediately took notice of the beautiful girl who was sitting alone. He quickly made his way over to her. "Do you like Star Wars? Because YODA only one for me?" "Excuse me?" Hazel scoffed. Carson flashed her his pearly white teeth. "Is your name G****e? Because you have everything I've been searching for." "Do these cheesy pickup lines ever work for you? Because they're not working now!" Hazel was not impressed at all. "You'd be surprised how many times they actually worked," Carson said proudly.

I sigh sadly. "I feel like a library card since I've been totally checking you out!" He exclaims, again. "Did you notice that I'm like a best seller? Currently unavailable." I raise my eyebrow. "If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous." Lame Alert! "Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight." I scoff. "Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" "Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation." I laugh so loud after this.

* - *Mason* I smiled at his attempt at flirting. *that was so cheesy. haha* - *Me* *oh you haven't seen cheesy* - *Mason* I raised my brow and seconds later , another text came in. *Is it just me, or do you make every room you enter instantly brighter?* - *Mason* I laughed out loud at this. *hahaha. did you just G****e this?* - *Me* *I don't have to G****e pickup lines , Dahlia. I'm just naturally good.* - *Mason*