Best Pinoy Joke Mga Nobela at Kwento

On matriculation day, I carried my acceptance letter to the campus grounds to register alone. But before I could cross the threshold, the guards drove me back into the street with their anti-riot forks. Humiliated and bewildered, I reached for my phone to call my childhood friend, Daisy Reid. A sharp laughter rippled through the receiver. “Violet, are you truly that blind behind those glasses? The letter you swept off the desk was a forgery I mocked up. Your actual one is still sitting at home.” Panicked, I hastily booked a return ticket and hurried back to search for my letter. I scoured the house for hours, turning up nothing. Just then, Daisy’s personalized ringtone sang out from my palm.

Hahaha! Jillana Kaye Bardoquin: Wala naman akong rason kung bakit pa. Nag-react siya ng 'haha' sa mensahe ko kahit totoo naman. Nahuhulog na ang mga mata ko para matulog, pero pagtitiyagaan ko na lang muna ito. Diego Lloyd Catamora: Anong pangalan na lang ng pinsan mo? Jillana Kaye Bardoquin: Saan sa dalawa?

He smiled and even clapped when at some of the lame jokes my collegue tried to pull off. Tahimik lang akong nakamasid sa sulok, papasa na ‘kong estatwa sa ayos ko sa totoo lang. Can’t balme me though, pilit ko pa ring kinukumbinse ang sarili kong ‘di n’ya narinig ang kahihiyan na ginawa ko kanina. S***a, Gen. Kung sa bingo purong-puro ka na.

My smile widened as I mindlessly took off my jacket setting it down on the leather seat. I clung to Dalton chatting with him as Enzo thought it was the time for the like of the day as he called it. It was one of those stupid habits that we had going on as kids and it kinda stuck with us and Enzo was the one with the shittiest and corniest jokes. I braced myself to hear one of his dad jokes, Dalton was holding in his laugh at the eager look on his brother's face already. "What do you call a joke without a punchline?"

mabilis kong tanggi at nilagok ang isang baso ng tubig. "What's so bad with my condition?" Napatawa ako ng very awkward at umiling-iling ng very awkward din dahil sa tanong niya. "I have plans and uhh, ayoko pa sanang matali," sagot ko. He grinned. "I just can't imagine that you're the crown princess when you talk like a barbarian." Nanglumbaba siya at mas lalo akong tinitigan. "Ahahahahaha," awkward akong natawa. "Was that a joke, your Majesty?"

I can eat it too heheh joke. Only then will I eat him and he will let me. I'm not just going to eat it, I'm going to swallow it-- what he's cooking right now heheh, let's change the topic you guys are bad because that's what you're thinking hahaha. You should imitate me, you who don't get horny, ganern. I was about to walk to Ken when I suddenly remembered that you don't have a joke label heheh. no offense, please don't make me feel like you don't have breasts heheh, it's just a joke again.

I took some of it and started cooking pinakbet then after cooking; I prepared plate and spoon on the table. “What’s that??” I hold my chest because of shock. He slowly walked closer to me and his eyes were looking at what I just cooked. “What f**k? Garbage?! Is that a trash?” He pointed at the pinakbet. Garbage? Trash? What is he talking about?! How dare he called this food trash or garbage! He shouldn’t call vegetables trash or whatsoever. “It’s called Pinakbet.” “What’s Pinakbet?” Do you really live in the Philippines? Even just pinakbet he doesn’t know? Doesn’t he eat vegetables? Wait, don’t tell me that he only eats meat!? How can you be healthy if you only eat meat?

"Has anyone ever told you are handsome? If nothing else, we can do nothing. Well, that's life-what the!" I drew a long line at this joke. Why did I write this kind of joke? It's impossible no one has ever told Andrew how handsome he is. "It's just a joke. I'm kidding. Don't understand that joke. Here another joke, Pedro: When is your birthday? John: September 18 Pedro: What year? John: Of course, yearly. It's not possible sometimes. Don't be stupid." I can't help but laugh at this joke. Yeah, Juan is right that a person's birthday is yearly, not just sometimes.

Dala ko ba yung mga shot glass at alak? “Smile ka na, pare. Eto naman, sa Friday pa naman deadline n’on, sabi mo?” sabi sa akin ni Jin. Nagbuga na lang ako ng malalim na buntonghininga, kasabay ng pagkunot lalo ng noo ko.

I love Mama! "You are kidding, Ma? I'm sure Bonnie's on cloud nine right now because of your approval," Pearl interrupted. I jokingly glare at her. She just stuck her tongue. Ben snickered. Nice friends! Grrr. We talk much over dinner but only casual topics. Mama's recipes for the night were superb and delicious. It was my favorite Filipino cuisine. She served Pochero, Ginataang hipon, Afritada and Ez favorite, Bicol Express.