Funny Pinoy Names Novels & Stories

Narinig ko ang pagsarado ng pinto at palahaw na pagtawa niya. "I forgot to tell you." He chucked. "Dumi ng baka at kambing 'yon." Napangiwi ako dulot ng pandidiri. "Normal lang ang amoy na 'to sa probinsya, you'll get use to it, let's go inside."

"Wag na po.. baka kasi hanapin tayo ni papa kapag nawala tayo mamaya" "Sige ikaw bahala.. kaya mo bang masikmura ang pag bubunyi nila dahil sa pag dating ulit nang batang yan?" "Sumabay na lang po tayo sa kagustuhan ni papa para hindi nya na tayo mapagalitan pang muli" "Sige ikaw ang bahala, ikaw din naman ang masasaktan at hindi ako.. pero sabagay dalawang baboy rin yun masarap din yun haha"

Odell Lumaban: Haha gago14 Danica Garcia: Tanga15 Felicity Bautista: OY OY OY OY OY OY Felicity Bautista: You forgot tarantado16 Naia Baniaga: I’m dead at this convo Odell Lumaban: Well the joke’s dead now, airps. Are you happy with yourself? Naia Baniaga: F you Zoe Torres: Maingay17 Felicity Bautista: Opo18 ma’am Logan dela Vega: Heard that? That’s the sound of victory Zoe Torres: You’re still fucking stupid, Logan Odell Lumaban: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

the smiling lady repeated. "Luning?" Aiden clarified. "Luningning Ligaya," the host said before explaining. "Luningning means a star shining brightly in the Philippines, and Ligaya means happiness. So your hostess for your vacation is not only a shining star but infectiously happy as well!" "We love your enthusiasm," Lily remarked. "It's nice to meet you, but would Luni serve as your nickname? So it's easier for us to call you?" The hostess' eyes were panning left to right as if deciding. Then she smiled eagerly and declared, "You can call me Sparkle!"

I said to distract myself, causing both Meme and Kyle to laugh. “I dunno, what kind of name is Lala?”, he counters. “It’s not a name, it's the noise little kids make when they’re trying to annoy their parents! And Spin is an appropriate name for the biker king, don’t you think”? I don’t care how sexy he sounds, he just made fun of my name! Wait… Did he just say, biker king? “I find it hard to believe the biker king dove into a lake to save some girl he doesn’t even know”, I say skeptically.

At heto siya, dadalo pa ng kasal nito. Hindi siya isang santo. Mas lalong hindi rin siya isang anghel na nalaglag dito sa lupa. Pero siya ang tinaguriang “Pambansang Good Boy ng Pilipinas”, “Nation’s Second Leading Man”, “Pambansang Bestfriend”, “Friendzone Expert” at iba pa. In short, pambansang thirdwheel.

Kanina tahimik lang ngayon mukhang okay naman na siya Biglang nanlaki yung mga mata nila. "Si Idol?!" Sabay-sabay na sabi nila. Tinaasan ko sila ng kilay. "Ako nga pala si Vinle Gomez, actor" black jacket. "Ako si Carl Imperial, model" yung sumipol. "Ako naman si Gabe Panganiban, an actor. At your service idol" sabi naman ng mukhang playboy, kumindat pa ito sa akin. Dahilan para magtaasan ang mga balahibo ko sa batok.

Naisip kong baka nandoon nga si Thana, kaya naman ay kaagad kong pinaandar ang aking sasakyan matapos kong kausapin ang minamahal kong kapatid. "Valenzuela People's Park" 'yon ang pangalan ng isang magandang parke na hinintuan ko. Inalis ko agad ang aking seat belt at dali-dali akong bumaba. Nasa bungad pa lang ako ay naririnig ko na ang isang maganda at sikat na awitin ng Imagine Dragons na Believer. Natatanaw ko na rin ang kahanga-hangang dancing fountain na mariing umiindayog sa saliw ng magandang awitin na 'yon.

Lumingon sa akin si Ena at hindi man lang nangingiti sa pagpapapansin ko sa kaniya! I rarely said those words! Those were the words that usually came out from the mouth of the typical lazy students! Pagod sa pag-upo at half-hearted na pakikinig sa discussion. Hindi naman ako ganoon at nang ginawa ko iyon ay hindi man lang siya natawa! Isn't it funny that I am imitating those lazy ass? And why do I need to explain it that it was a joke?

LOL. “Lily Charm Jane Opiana Lee Chan.” Jay introduce me. “Maria.” I added. He forgets that. “Maria Lily Charm Jane Opiana Lee Chan.” He uttered my name once more. Weird right? Having a Maria in name same with Carlos… his Juan, sucks too. Well, it is because we got the best parents in this world. A mix of modern and a loving patriot filipino citizens. Juan… instead of John Carlos. And me… Maria instead of Mary Lily Charm. Why not turn it into a perfect English name? But I love it father and Mom. Do not visit me tonight. Hehehe . It’s not yet an All Soul’s day.