Best Pinoy Joke Novels & Stories

I raised an eyebrow, "Butter who?" "It's butter if you don't know," he said cracking up laughing half way and I stepped aside to let him in, he bent down kissing my cheek which felt strange "I have a pizza joke too but it's not that funny. Ooh what smells nice? I have pizza, monopoly, and shit six dollar wine I picked up from ALDI, if we get poisoned, call triple zero, so have that on speed dial"

Noah's voice pulled me back to reality. "Oh, sorry. I was just thinking about something." "I know you're under a lot of pressure right now, especially with everything going on at home," he said with concern. "Honestly, when I heard about your situation, I really wanted to help you. We've been classmates for so many years, after all." I looked at his "sincere" expression and sneered inwardly. Noah lowered his voice. "I know a quick way to make money. It's nothing illegal. Just a little risky."

tab tu mujhe Mar Dena. Fab3, MaElena and Max are looking at him like he has grown a tail.. Cabir saw their faces and said.. Cab:Why are you looking at me like that.. Muk:kaise kaise I mean kaise yaar..Humesha tu aise bekar ki lame jokes kaise mar sakta hain.. Dhr:Yes yaar..it's better to listen jokes in Tamil than listening yours..jitna hum tamil sunke apne dimag ko karab karte hain..Utna hi Tere jokes sunke karte hain..

Ding dong! Dumating na ang pizza na inorder namin. Just as Dianne wanted, maraming pineapple. Tuwang tuwa naman ang bruha dahil halos di na makita ang crust dahil sa dami ng pineapple. Tahimik kaming kumain, parang ang awkward tuloy. Then finally... "Tell me about your boyfriend Dianne." Di ko na napigilan magsalita. "Boyfriend ko? Wag na. Wala namang kwenta yun eh." ang cold ng sagot ni Dianne.

sabi nito ng itapat sa kaniyang bibig ang sandok na may kaunting sarsa ng Chicken white adobo with pineapple. Tinikman naman niya iyon at ngumiti rito sabay thumbs-up. “Perfect. Ang sarap-sarap, and also your fish fillet.” Hindi niya napigilang palakpakan ito. “Thank you. Then, one point for me?”

We are friends since childhood after all. Mario grinned sheepishly, "Aba, Sir Eion, gusto ko eh. Pampainis. Parang matanda ka pakinggan. Haha!" He chuckled. (Sir Eion, I want it.!Just for annoying you. It's like your an old man. Haha!) "Bahala ka na. Sige, kunin ko lang tong kaibigan ko. Baka naabala kapa nito." (Nevermind you. I'll just get my friend. Maybe she disturbed you)

dagdag pa nito bago ito pinalo at lumabas ng kwarto. Napatulala parin ako, putang ina! Ngayon lang ako nakapanuod ng liveshow j***l at ako pa ang pinagjajakulan, nakaka-libog na nakaka-akit at nakaka-boost ng kagandahan. Napabalik lang ako sa ulirat ng tawagin ako nito. "What are you still doing there? Hali kana rito para makauwi na tayo,"

came Bino's worried question which calmed me more down. "I'm fine, Bino. I think you should ask that question to this idiot dahil kung hindi pa kayo dumating rito, I could've castrated his balls by now." I tried to joke sabay harap sa mga ito, causing them to chuckle at that.

“So, what do you call an odd pizza?” “Odd pizza? Pizza with pineapple!” “Wrong! I love Pizza with pineapple.” “Really? Everyone hates that.” “Nope. The social media made everyone hates it. It’s good~” “Okay. Okay. So, what’s the answer?” Ryan leaned closer and whispered, “A weir-dough.” Slyvester blinked. Soon, he shook his head. “It’s not funny.” “It was! When my friend told me that joke, I laughed so hard.” “Who? Emily?”

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!