Best Pinoy Joke Novels & Stories

"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine." "Please stop," Ashlyn laughed, covering her face with her hands. "Your jokes are getting worse." "My jokes are berry good, thank you very much." He grinned, clearly proud of himself. "Get it? Berry?" "I'm filing for divorce." "No, you're not. You love my dad jokes." "I tolerate them at best." Richard leaned forward, still holding the strawberry. "What do you call a fake noodle?" "Don't—" "An impasta!" Despite herself, Ashlyn burst out laughing. "That's it. I'm leaving."

I bring my girlfriend, Madeline Conway, back to my village hometown to meet my parents and discuss marriage plans. Mom and Dad grin slyly as they say, "You're going to have to be careful with your belongings after marrying Jasper, Maddie." My younger brother, Justin Norman, bursts out in laughter. He scoffs and says, "You probably don't know this, Maddie, but Jasper stole Mom's gold necklace when he was little. Dad locked him up in the storeroom all day and night and still couldn't get a confession out of him." The moment he says that, Mom and Dad smack the table and burst into laughter. My grip on my fork tightens as I fight to contain my anger and anguish. "I said I never stole it."

Assumera na kung assumera pero hindi talaga ako natatahimik kapag hindi ko nakukuha ang sagot na gusto ko. I saw how his jaw dropped then smiled. "Same Mary" bulong niya kaya napakunot ang noo ko "What?" "I said Holy Mary. It's not what you think. Loko-loko lang si Marc" Sinali pa talaga sa usapan si Mama Mary. Pero napahiya ako ron ah "Ah, abswelto ka na sa joke mo. Quits na tayo" this time siya naman ang napakunot ang noo.

SIGAW KO AT PINUNASAN ANG DUGONG NASA LABI KO AT AGAD NA TUMAKBO PAPUNTANG ROOM NAMIN. _________________ RATED SPG TONG PART NA TOH! Zekkie "Party!party!!".sigaw ko sa bar namin hindi kami pumasok kase birthday ni seven kaya eto kami nagpapakasaya at nagwawalwal "Whoooohhhhhh".sigaw ni seven wala kaming unatupag kundi magcutting syempre maraming pera yung mga magulang ko kaya nakakapasa parin ako.Iba talaga ang nagagawa ng pera tsaka kahit anong ipabili ko ngayon din mabibili ko ganun ako kaspoiled aangal ka?!

P – “Jaanu please pinch me” P – “what the hell Jaanu, why did you pinch me hard” J – “Stop shouting, it was you who asked me to pinch you” P – “That doesn’t mean you’ll pinch me hard” J – “Whatever,” she said rolling her eyes OmRu –“Mom, Momma, stop acting like kids” J – “Shut up you donkeys’ son” T – “Wo Ho Jaan did you just called your husband Donkey” he looked at his wife, who called him a donkey

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

biro nya "Paano ka naman mamamatay? May sakit ba ako na ikaw lang nakakaalam?" Tanong ko dito "Eh kung tignan mo kaya mga tingin ni kuya Wade sa akin" sagot nya "Hayaan mo sya, dukutin ko mata nya eh" sagot ko sa kanya "Joke lang, bawal pa ako mamatay. Likigawan ko pa si Zane" sabi nya na nakapagpalingon sa akin

wowwww wla akung maintindihan "May kwento ako kaya makinig ka" so childish and stupid "May limang daga, isa sa limang daga ay kakaiba. Imbis na maglaro siya kasama ang apat ay lagi siyang naghahanap ng kanyang pagkain lagi niyang iniisip ang bukas, isang araw nagtanong ang apat na daga sa kanya" bakit yan ang inuuna mo? Pwde ka namng maglaro kasama namin pero mas pinili mong mag imbak ng pagkain para sa bukas, masaya ka ba hindi ka namn nakakalaro? "

Piiiinnn! I PIN loving u since day 1 Joke yon haha tawa ka dali Char. Sige na reply ka na pag nabasa mo to. Hindi ko alam kung bakit subalit nang mabasa ko ang napakaraming messages na iniwan niya'y hindi ko mapigilang mapangiti. Ang corny ng hayop na 'to. Buti na lang talaga, hindi ako sina Macy at Gracelyn na marupok pagdating sa kaniya. At isa pa, buti na lang talaga at marupoked na ako. Siguro kung sa ibang babae 'to, kilig na kilig na agad sila. Well, hindi na ako katulad ng dati kaya sorry siya.

He made me laugh, a genuine, bubbling sound that felt good after the fear. “Your turn,” he challenged, when he finished. “Tell me a joke. Something to keep the darkness at bay.” I thought for a moment. “Okay, okay… What do you call a fake noodle?” He raised an eyebrow, a slight smile playing on his lips. “What?” “An impasta!” I delivered the punchline with a flourish, and he actually laughed, a deep, booming sound that warmed the room. “Alright, alright, that was a good one, for a rookie,” he teased. “My turn. Why did the scarecrow win an award?”