Best Pinoy Joke Novels & Stories

pang-aasar ko sa babae kaya naman namula ang pisngi nito. Ang ganda! Lalo na kapag tumatawa, mapapahinto ka na lang sa ginagawa mo. “Diba! Kaya sobrang excited ko kasi nag-approved ka sa yacht trip e. Akala ko nga joke time lang but I remember Mr. Jeo Ezekiel Ong never jokes around,” nakangising aniya kaya naman napailing na lang ako. “Then, everything that would come out of my mouth won’t even have the slightest jokes in it,” seryosong ani ko kaya natawa na naman si Belle.

Ponjie then raised his index finger and pointed it insolently toward Hugo. Fruto stared at Ponjie and sighed with relief. Ponjie’s the one who’s better at talking and dealing with people. He continued eating. “Fair enough. What do you want me to give to you?” Hugo clasped rested both his palms on his thighs as his feet started tapping on the floor nervously. He realized how Ponjie can be very sly and annoying to negotiate with. Ponjie smiled brightly, “What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done in your life that you wish you were dead everytime you think about it?”

“Let’s go, Jade. Wala naman tayong makukuha sa pakikipag-usap sa kanila.” Ngunit bago tuluyang lumakad, sumulyap pa si Jade sa tatlo, mabigat ang boses nang sambitin, “Tsk tsk. Wala na talagang aasahan ang Pilipinas sa mga kagaya ninyo.” Gio, na tila hindi makapigil sa sarili, tumalikod saglit at ngumisi. “Kagaya namin? Na ano? Mayayaman?”

Matikas ang tindig niya kaya halatang nag work out talaga siya. "Baka naman kaya ka napuyat dahil naghihintay ka ng reply 'dun sa ka chat mo tapos tinulugan ka naman pala." sabi ni Joven. "Sino 'yang ka chat mo pre? Chicks ba? Baka naman may kaibigan pakilala mo'ko." sabi ni Jin. "Shut up, Jin." naiiritang sabi nito. Hindi ko na narinig pa ang iba nilang pinag-uusapan dahil nagtungo na ako sa labas at umalis.

“H-hindi! Uh… it’s about J-jimin…” Ang amusement sa mukha ng pinsan ko ay biglang napalitan ng simangot. Umirap ito sa akin bago isinubo ang natitirang maruya sa plato niya. “Ano namang tungkol sa kanya? Magaling at matino na ba? Good.”

sambit ko na kinatawa n'ya. "Pwede na din 'yon. Saka pineapple juice naman 'yan kaya understood na 'yon. Talo ka!" natatawa nitong paliwang na talaga namang benta sa'kin, pero pinigilan ko ang sarili kong tumawa. "Bakit ba ayaw mong makipag-kaibigan?" tanong n'ya na nagpalunok sa'kin. Hindi ko lubos akalain na simple lang ang mga tanong n'ya pero hindi ko masagot.

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

It wasn't just me who heard what Hubert Lock said. His parents heard them too. Laidman Lock immediately raised a hand and smacked Hubert lightly on the arm, irritation creeping into his voice. "What kind of nonsense are you talking about? Who jokes with their wife like that?" Michelle Lock quickly patted the back of my hand and comforted me softly. "Crystal, don't take it to heart. It's April Fools' Day, isn't it? Hubert was just being thoughtless and making a joke."

nakayuko kong sabi "And why 'papaliguin pa kita" tang- "Hindi ka ba lalabas p*****a kang manyak hindi na ako bata para paluguan gago ka ba o sadyang may saltik ka lang talaga." inis kong sabi dito at lumapit sa kanya at nakipag titigan ng masama bago takpan ng unan ang mga underwear.

"Who is your campus crush?" "Do you have nothing else to ask? Napaka common naman ng tanong na yan" naiinis na aniya niya pero umiling ako. "Hindi pwede...Ano sino? Si Paul Costa na naman noh?" Nangingiting sagot ko sa kanya. "No way! Turn off na ko dun, napaka playboy!" Nagugulat na sigaw niya sa akin. Tumaas ang kilay ko "Sure?" "Hindi nga!" Inis na aniya niya sa akin