Best Pinoy Joke Novels & Stories

I laughed with them as they exchange jokes in their tables. Kinagabihan ay nagkaroon ng kantahan sa labas ng karinderya namin. Mas dumadami ang tao, kadalasang kumakanta iyong mga tambay sa labas ng tindahan ni Aling Using. "Maraming kita ngayon si Aling Using! Kung hindi ba naman dahil sa pa-videoke ngayon ni Aling Nida, eh... hindi mauubos ang mga alak!"

Makipagkaibigan muna kayo sa'kin, bleh! Kung masaya dito, edi mas masaya sa Hongkong, Disneyland? Kasi sabi nila pinakamasayang lugar daw yun sa Earth! Bago kami pumunta sa may basketball bumili muna kami ulit ng tokens. Marunong rin ako nito. Natatalo ko pinsan kong lalaki dito, eh! Di lang naman boxing ang kaya ko noh! Kaya ko rin mag-basketball!

Mahina subalit may diin sa bawat katagang binanggit ko. Mas lalo pang nangunot ang kanyang noo matapos niyang maproseso sa kanyang utak ang lahat ng aking sinabi.Subalit maya-maya lang ay pagak na itong tumawa. "This is an Italian restaurant! So, ano ang ini-expect mo? Maghain sila ng Filipino dish at Delight Yoghurt drink?" Sarkastiko niyang saad na pawang pang-iinsulto ang naging dating saakin.

"Thank you, Coach!" The moment Coach Catherine turned around... Pak! Pak! Pak! Three different towels landed on Justin's head. "Aray! Tangina!" Elijah clicked his tongue."Bobo ka kasi." Aaron covered his face, trying not to laugh. "Konting preno naman sa bibig, bro." Even Matt sighed."Mga inside jokes niyo... ipapahamak tayo balang araw." The rest of the team laughed while packing their things.

I cooked 'Adobong Manok' it's a very famous dish here in the Philippines. As we eat, we continue to talk, for the days that we're apart. All this time, my heart won't stop to beat so fast! I can't calm my nerves 'cause I know, I'm happy that we're okay again. Every bit of my being are celebrating that Bullet is here and talking to me again. "You're really messy when you are eating," He wiped my lips. His boyish grinned shows as he lick his finger that he used. My cheeks burn with heat. My gosh.

May manok ng tutuklaw, ako lang dapat. Joke lang! "Famous, girl. Hindi naman maganda!" Inartehan pa talaga niya. Ano bang pinaglalaban ng babae na ‘to? Hindi na ako nakapagpigil, ang dami siyang say, eh! Hindi ko naman hinihingi ang opinyon niya. "Pag inggit, pikit!" Pagpaparinig ko. Kung gawin ko kaya siyang sahog sa pancit, sa tingin ba niya nakakapagsalita pa siya?

"Lalaki yun?!" "Saan na galing?" Dumaan na lang ako. See. Pati pala dito uso ang usapan tungkol sa transferee. Dumiretso na ako. Sa isang sulok naman. "Family Dinner! Makakasama niyo si Jin!" "Oo! Sabi ng Dad ko." "Talaga ba?! Baka naman nagsisinungaling ka lang?" "Haist. Magpapapicture ng kami. Para mamatay ka sa ingit."

"Why are you soaking there, the sun is so hot." "They don't want to wait," he said in between laughs. "I just gave them at least P100 so they can buy ice water." "Just drive there!" I don't know about this man but sometimes I just laugh in my head because of what he says. He seemed like he was talking seriously but as a listener, it didn't sound like that. Just like what he said earlier, he's serious but for me, he's throwing a joke. "Did I ever make you smile?"

Narinig ko ang pagsarado ng pinto at palahaw na pagtawa niya. "I forgot to tell you." He chucked. "Dumi ng baka at kambing 'yon." Napangiwi ako dulot ng pandidiri. "Normal lang ang amoy na 'to sa probinsya, you'll get use to it, let's go inside."

He stared at me and smiled, “Oh, sorry, I wanted to wipe your sweat away.” I could hear a girl sqeualing deom behind us as shewhisper to her friend, “Awe,tingnan mo yung ginawa ng poging lalaki sa girlfriend nya! Sana all!” She said in tagalog which doesn’t help as Ajax couldn’t understand it. Translation: (“Awe, look at the handsome guy and what he did to his girlfriend! hope all!) “Tsk, magbre-break rin yan!” Replied her friend.