Bi Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

I'm 10 on the scale of hotness -B Yeah, if u are counting till 100 -C Why do you think I'm so bad? -B Why do you think I'm suicidal? -C Because I saw you, seconds before you would've jumped from that building -B Ugh ur so annoying! -C My pleasure. Anyhow you aren't up to anything idiotic, now r u? -B Why do you care. -C Answer. The. Question -B I don't talk to strangers, bye. -C

Jajajaja I_pooped ... 'Sksksksks' and 'jajajaja' is laughing? Will_the_devil Fr fr I_pooped Willy, stop! Quinn_beach I have tea I_pooped ... Not you too. Quinn_beach No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea. Will_the_devil Spill it, sis I_pooped Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here. Quinn_beach So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?

I said amidst the laughter that escaped from my mouth. Jones yelled. “Why do you find this funny? How is this even funny? Why would I lie about something as serious as this….. did you even check the news? I know that you and Briella may be on bad terms right now in the end Junia, she is your sister! Where is your sympathy at?” I heard him say and despite everything that he said, that still didn’t stop the laughter that erupted from my lips. “Why do I find this funny? Because it is funny”

Eve. "How dare me?" Max scoffed. "No!, How dare you?" Max said angrily. He looked so pissed that I feared that he might explode. "You can't just waltz in here and try to disrupt my happy day with your struggling beards." Max said and I almost laughed. "You need biotin." He said gesturing to my dad's beards. I bet the crowd was shocked by his words. This is why you should never get on Max's nerve. He's going to shred you, thread you and gobble you down like fried chicken from McDonald's.

His laugh really was… I wasn’t going to say Issa was right. As a mother, I had a moral obligation not to encourage sibling insults. But my son’s laugh sounded like a tiny pirate who had just discovered a credit card with no limit. Bianna growled softly. She grabbed Max under the arms and pulled him onto the couch in one quick movement. “Come here, little tax deduction.” “BIBI!” Max shrieked, laughing as Bianna hugged him too tightly, aggressively, full of affectionate revenge.

“He is like this because he has no sense of humor.” “I have a sense of humor,” Cassius said flatly. Marco raised an eyebrow. “Name one joke you’ve ever made.” Cassius thought for a second. “You.” I covered my mouth to hide my laugh. Marco placed a hand dramatically over his chest. “Biancakes, you heard that. I am being bullied in my own workplace.” “You walked into this uninvited,” Cassius reminded him. “That is irrelevant,” Marco said. “Bullying is still bullying.”

Fadly joked, making Bianca raise one of her eyebrows. Seeing Bianca's face that did not understand what he was saying, Fadly explained, "The sun is too close. There are three suns. And you are holding it by now." Bianca was stunned by Fadly's jokes which were actually not funny. She had to make an awkward smile. "Ha ha ha … not funny, huh?" The man said shyly. Precisely because of Fadly's acknowledgment of the unfunnyness of his jokes, Bianca smiled widely so that she bared her teeth in response to Fadly.

Ciara regained her sanity, “Where the hell did you learn to drive like that? You used to be slow and cautious." I shrugged, "From a formula 1 racer." I said nonchalantly. Then they burst out laughing. "That was really funny, Ree." Ciara said, snorting after each word. "Yeah. That was a good one." Bryson agreed with her. As they took in my blank expression not finding it funny one bit, their laughter died down as they saw that I was serious and mumbled a sorry. I rolled my eyes, "Let's go. I'm hungry."

“Move your fat arse off the sofa, you little ho.” “Yes, come on, get up. We’d be the worse friends in the world if we let you pass up an opportunity this good. Get up, Bish!” I squeal when they manage to pull me off the sofa, but we lose our footing, and all go tumbling landing on top of one another.

I added in a bid to switch up the topic. “Seems like you got some of your muscles wrecked off overnight!” She giggled lightly as she spoke.