Bi Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

Mokunfayo Badmus: I already knew the day was going to be a long one before. Waking up to the annoying squeals of Bisi didn't only validate that, it was also a pointer that the day was going to be endlessly frustrating. "Happy anniversary sister mi, rise and shine!!!" What did I just say? She bounced on my bed like an excited kid that got a Christmas present from Santa. Only that it wasn't Christmas yet and Bisi wasn't a kid. An audible groan escaped my lips.

I explained and heaved a sigh of relief the moment I got everything off my chest. "You were bi... How do u mean you used to be. There's this once a bi always a bi saying." He joked with humor laced in his voice. "That's wrong. There's no such saying like that." I corrected him and he laughed, poking me repeatedly in the ribs.

“I swear, man, she did this thing with her tongue, on my dick and was like so gone, yo. I definitely blacked out.” “Bro,” Tayo added, spinning his towel like a whip, “ have you ever had someone sit on your face while quoting Beyonce lyrics? That's when you know you're alive.” The group burst out laughing. I chuckled along too even though I didn't get the joke or reference.

"Do you want to try?" 'Fuck, it's really awkward. I'm a scientist, not a psychologist!' Bianca let out a laugh, a brief respite from her tears, but her laughter soon dissolved into more crying. Despite the absurdity of the situation and my naivety, she stepped into my embrace, allowing herself to be held.

The destination: the warehouse his father owned, a place already steeped in shadows. Pushing the rusty door open, he was greeted by a familiar, juvenile voice. "Ugh, just gag those idiots already! I'm trying to educate these illiterates with meme language! Like, okay, here's a joke I invented about biased opinions: 'No, I only have one ass!' Hah, get it?" Arun's absurd monologue echoed in the room. Abhi's sharp eyes scanned the dim space. "Abhi! My man, you're here!" Arun exclaimed, abandoning his lecture and opening his arms for a hug.

Joe gave a little moan as the old guy fondled Bambi’s huge jugs. “She’s got a great rack eh buddy?” Joe said to the guy sitting on his left, smiling stupidly. “You can say that again,” the man nodded, sporting an equally stupid smile. “She’s got a great rack eh buddy,” Joe repeated with a laugh, Joe wasn’t exactly the funniest guy in the world, despite his own opinion of himself. The other guy grimaced at Joe’s poor attempt at humor and diverted his attention back to Bambi as she moved on to a young man’s lap and rubbed her warm cleavage in his face.

“Rebecca. Just a reminder as your boss. Don’t be stupid.” I gaped at her – which was followed by an amused laughter. “Really? That’s your reminder? Is that even a reminder?” I flicked my eyes at Bianca and mockingly said. “And forgive me for being so expressive about my thoughts.” “When I said, ‘don’t be stupid’, who came into your mind first?” She had this smirk on her lips as if she was doing a cross check for plots. “Come on. Spill it.” “H-Heiji.” I whispered.

"Pregnancy has become disadvantage to you, Kitcat...I bet he'll tell you the grass is too green for you to step outside tomorrow." "Shut up, Liam. I'm not trying to make jokes." "And see...your pregnancy has become a disadvantage to me too...look at him snapping at me because of a fetus." "I'd advise you to shut your mouth, Liam...his face is getting red, it's about to swell...he's transforming into..." "Angry bird!" Liam and Fredd bursted out into hysterical laughing at their apparently funny joke...but Zillon didn't seem to find it funny, he was as serious as judge. "F*cking idiots..."

Bianca gnashed her teeth, she pressed the gun on his head. Lucas chuckles “Do you know there are no bullets in that gun? It's useless ” Bianca's eyes widened. “What…. Geez!” Bianca grumbled as she tossed the gun to the back seat. “Don't you dare make fun of me!”

“ he had some crazy ass kinks you wouldn’t believe it” “ it can’t be that bad” “ he wanted me to answer biology questions” After a moment of silence “ GURLLL WHAT!?”.