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B I A N C A Lucas looked dumbfounded, as if he couldn't believe what he had just heard. The entire store went quiet. Natalia's jaw was on the floor. For a beat, no one said anything. Then, Lucas let out a laugh. A loud mocking laugh that echoed in the store. "Your fiancé?" he sputtered. "Bianca, who do you think you're fooling? You don't have a fiancé. You're a nobody! You're just trying to get a reaction out of me."

mika yelled busy being dramatic and tapping the table " nah ah you won't get at my man like that,Ben is a good no scratch that his a great father to all his kids, and sadly he treats his baby mamas way better than most guys I know so don't do that to Benedict cause you're failing to take care of your own son" B said standing up im sensing a fight here " alright I hear y'all calm your asses...down,no need for the name calli-".

If I wаѕ gоіng to get some ass today оr tonight, I nееdеd tо gеt my butt in gеаr. A fаѕt shower, ѕhаvе, аnd сlеаn uр lаtеr, I was packing mу bаg when I heard іnсеѕѕаnt hоnkіng bеlоw. Brian. What a dоuсhе. Hе'ѕ rеаllу a great guу, very loyal and ѕmаrt, but hе comes оff аѕ an оvеrbеаrіng аѕѕ аnd I thіnk hе likes іt that wау. Hе dоеѕ mаkе mе lаugh.

“How thoughtful. Makes up for Carolina’s cooking, I guess.” Carolina stiffened, her notebook clutched a little tighter to her chest. I felt the words hit her, though she tried to laugh it off. I clenched my jaw, keeping my tone even. “I happen to like her cooking.” Bia’s smirk deepened, like she’d won something. “Sure, sure. I mean, maybe you’re just being polite. But let’s be honest, a guy like you…” she tilted her head, her tone dripping with fake sweetness, “Isn’t she a little out of her league?”

She was pretending to be looking for their friend when, in reality, she was just trying to change the topic. Bambi laughed while pointing a finger at Jada and warning her, “Don’t you dare call him that or he might kill you first, even before Kobe could.” “I still don’t understand where he got that much stupidity!” Jada complained, trying her best to control her laughter. Honey chimed in, “True, I don’t know who he took after,” then she glanced at Bambi. When their friend realized that they were teasing him, he scrunched his nose, “Byotches! Don’t me! I’m in no way as stupid as that toasted bread!” he snapped.

It takes everything in me to not slap those dirty smirks off their faces. "Bianca did I tell you my sister is a nurse?" Bianca gives me a puzzled look " She told me this story about this guy who got kicked so hard in his nuts by an angry female that they turned black and rotted off. I could so totally see myself doing that ." The males faces blanched and they turned back around to face the front of the elevator. They didn't say a word or look at us again, yep they got the point.

It's too dark. Dark! Cold! And I feel so lonely..... T. B. C. Bianca come and be my big sis ❤️ like seriously I need your guidance 😍

Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

Josh said while defending himself. The reason why I love this house is that every day you get to laugh because of the behavior of all those present. "He didn't do anything to be okay. I was kidding". I said, before making my way toward Jeff. "You need to add a smile to your face so that you can be more attractive. Besides you are ugly….. and the frown makes you m more ugly". I said while helping him to tie his long hair into a bond. "My sister is the best at giving compliments. Well thanks for your kind words". He said sarcastically.

This was an unforgivable insult. [Emotional Status: Anger Level 3! 'Scrawny Rage' buff active! Strength +5%, Agility +10%!] "Scrawny Rage?" Bima cursed internally. This system really knew how to make a situation worse. "This Indomie is more valuable than all your rotten protein shakes!" Bima suddenly snapped. Kevin paused for a moment, surprised by Bima’s unexpected tone. Then, he laughed. The laughter echoed through the empty convenience store, followed by the laughter of his followers.