Bi Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

"I knew right then she wasn't cut out for the big leagues." That was a recital when I was eight years old. It was my first time facing such a large audience, and I did get stage fright. But Rhys was the first one to rush onto the stage to comfort me back then. He told me, "Maeve, you played wonderfully. Those people just don't understand music." Now he was using it to humiliate me. Laughter echoed through the room, and my cheeks burned. He was mocking me in public, turning my past humiliation into a punchline.

He said he won’t be here! To make things worse, Jackson approached them. Fuck. "Jackson!" JB's monolid eyes shrunk with enthusiasm. He welcomed Jackson with a fist bump. "I was waiting for you! The party is no fun without you." JB laughed meaningfully. "Hell yeah. You know I make things happier all the time." "You're my happy pill, man." "Coke ain't no happy pill, JB. It's a fucking powder." There was an exchange of ridiculous laughter. I guess it's how them crackheads understand each other's humor.

"Why do people with wild and bad person personalities tend to be sexy? It's really unfair!" "I'm even more irritated that this filthy man infiltrated our campus and became one of our new lecturers!"Bianca exclaimed in annoyance, ruffling her hair furiously. "I'm still fucking mad at that bastard for insulting Theo! Was he made of cow dung!? I think cow dung is still more exalted than that bastard Schneider guy!"

“Hey there, I’m Marcel. Do you always look this uncomfortable at parties, or is it just tonight?” I couldn’t help but laugh. “I’m Sarah. And yeah, I guess clubs aren’t really my thing.” “Well, Sarah, you look like you could use a good time. How about a joke to lighten the mood?” I raised an eyebrow. “Alright, hit me.” Marcel leaned in a bit. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms?” I shrugged, smiling. “Why?” “Because they make up everything.” I laughed, genuinely amused. “That’s actually pretty good.”

Total act. “Can I meet the real Bianca? This spoiled brat thing is getting a bit old,” I say, quirking an eyebrow at her. For a second, Rocco and Bianca just stare at me, blank-faced and silent. Then Rocco starts to laugh—and I mean a deep, belly laugh that has his head thrown back and his mouth wide open as the sound tumbles out. “I told you she was too smart for your shit, B. That little rich girl routine won’t work on her.”

Lucas looked at his ridiculous appearance in the mirror and couldn't help but feel embarrassed, "If this hairstyle...didn't have my handsome face, it would've been a disaster already!" Bianca, who had taken her allergy medication and packed her bag, was standing behind Lucas, watching his reflection in the mirror, and burst into laughter, nearly biting into her apple. She said jokingly, "Ha ha ha! Lucas, in this current state, you can get on the trending list without spending any money!" "Don't be silly! Bianca, I'm focusing here!"

My pulse thudded in my ears. “I gave him Biogenix,” I said again, quieter this time. It still felt surreal to say it out loud, like confessing something I hadn’t fully processed myself. Kelsey blinked rapidly. “You...gave...him..Biogenix,” she repeated, as if saying it slower might change the meaning. Then she laughed. "That has to be your best joke ever." "It's not a joke though." I told her. She turned to face me fully then, her eyes wide and incredulous. “You are not joking? Are you insane then?"

Bodhi 🏄 : *GIF of one of the Olsen twins saying “HOW RUDE” Bodhi 🏄 : I just got here with Jax and Machine Zombie 🧟‍♂️ : Bro wtf! I am bringing you an Iphone tomorrow! Buddha🧘: I get to see the baby first!! Snooze you lose! Badger 🦡 : Buddha! Don’t you dare! Buddha 🧘: sticks out tongue GIF Me 👻 : Guys as riveting of a conversation that this is, I need my phone to stop vibrating every second. I will let the nurses let you in when you get here.

Nando didn't look quite pleased and his face morphed into a frown. “What happened to your contagious confidence? Don't tell me you lost it on your way here because that would be such a shame,” I mocked leaning against the bar. Nando smirked, “Very funny. You must think you're funny,” he said through gritted teeth. “No, Nando I don't. I think you're funny. I think you're the biggest joke in the whole world but that aside,” my expression turned cold, “Where's the antidote to the biohazard, you lunatic?”

The cabbie tried to start a conversation with me, but one look from me and he shut up really quick. I was really very curious as to why they all were here. "What are all of you doing here. Did someone die or something?" Most of them chuckled at my morbid joke, but both Tony and Lucas shook their heads in distaste. I do not know Tonys character to well yet, but as I have said before Lucas never gets my jokes. Or should I say he does, but never finds them funny.