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That was just who he was—always taking on the weight of the world, even when it wasn’t his burden to carry. I grabbed my phone again, scrolling through our old messages. There were so many—late-night texts, playful banter, and the kind of inside jokes that only made sense to us. I found myself smiling at a thread where he’d sent me a series of terrible puns, each one worse than the last. “Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.” I had replied with a string of eye-roll emojis, but I remembered laughing out loud at the time.

" Yeah. It's still a miracle we're even together. He's this hot billionaire with the world at his feet and he can literally get anything, any woman. I'm that plain, simple woman who's so different from him." " Is that your self esteem dropping?" " Shut up. I'm just stating the obvious." " Yeah, you're this boring nerd and he's like…" I hurl a sealed bottle of water at her before she thinks of completing her word. She quickly ducks as she laughs. " I thought we were stating the obvious." Bianca says, giggling. I chuckle. " Whatever. Fuck you, bitch. I hate you so much." I say, giggling. " I love you so much." Bianca says, smiling as we continue to eat in silence.

Then…WHAM "What? You were in danger. You had to kill someone that was going to kill you." "Boo, that is generally how it works." "Soldier, this is not funny." "Oh, boo, I love how innocent you are. You know this is bound to happen. Now stop giving me grief and tell me how you are doing." "Absolutely fantastic. My ass is going to get as big as a bus because your mom cannot stop making those damn brownies." "You say as big as a bus?" "Don't you dare go and make a joke about it now?" "Okay, so the baby is still okay."

Then he began to talk, his voice a low, musical growl in the quietness of the room. “He could make me laugh,” Brian said, a faint, wistful smile touching his lips. “Really laugh. I’d be buried in some impossible problem, ready to tear the world apart, and he’d walk in with some absurd observation or a terrible joke, and I’d forget. Just for a moment, I’d forget the weight of it all.”

In the end, readers are crazy for being readers in a world where words flow down the monosyllabic drain of unculturedness. * This is a chronicle that I love, from the time when Bia was still married and she would gossip to me over the phone. Added a dash of comedy. I burst out laughing every time I read it! almost divorce "Your fart is so stinky!" ― And by any chance, is there a smelly fart? “There are the not-so-overly-stinky ones. You look like you died inside, you're rotten! Go to the bathroom or I'm going to pass out.

Kira said consoling her "Gosh I can't believe I'm still unable to get that image outta my head they were fucking doing a 69 Diana" "Ew," I said with so much disgust 🤮 "I know right... it's even more annoying when you can see squirt all over his mouth... Disgusting human beings" "That's much...yuck," I said with disgust and turned to hug Bi to console her. Those people her just so disgusting I expected much from Adrian at least if not Katie

Lucas looked at the dozens of Wild Bull Dark Races in front of him and said, "Is there anything funny about this?" A Rank 5 Earth King Ranked Realm Wild Bull said to Lucas, "Human, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life. Don't you think it's funny!?" ...

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

A real laugh and her face changed and the tightness melted away. "There you go," I said. "That is better." "What is better?" "Your face. It is not all scrunched up anymore." "My face was not scrunched up." "It was very scrunched up. You looked like you had eaten a lemon." "I did not eat a lemon." "You looked like you did." She laughed again an Bianca walked back over and she was smiling too. "Okay," Bianca said. "What is so funny?" "Lucian is worried about ghosts," Bonnie said.

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.