Book Of Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

"Haha, I understand. Look at this kid. He's good shaped and muscular like me. He must have seen me and deem me as his own first. Haha, stop thinking about it. I'm going to be his owner!" Everyone pursed their lips in disdain. This fat man was as fat as a pig, and he even dared to say that he was good shaped. However, the spirit really ran toward him as if he were responding to the fat man. It looked very excited, and it was still mumbling in some mysterious language of the Spiritual Medicine. It ran wildly as if it had seen its relatives. "Haha, baby, we look so much like each other. Come here quickly, come to my bowl..." Fatty Song was so happy that he took out a bowl-shaped utensil and lau

He said serious. I gasped. I am not fat . I am only 56 kg with 5'8 height. He is fat . Very fat with all those bulging muscles. Bell that's called hot not fat .My idiot of mind replied. "I am not fat , you are ." I said as I pointed at him. "Yeah yeah whatever helps you to sleep at night. Now go your clothes are in that cupboard. CHANGE AND COME TO SLEEP ON BED ." He said sternly the last part.

Audrey answered with a pout, “at this point I am going to become so fat” Another laugh resonated from Nathan and he had to say sorry even if he was still laughing, “You? Get fat? Bless your delusional heart Nessa. You eat a lot but you don’t get fat, don’t you know that?” The lady beside him rolled her eyes and hummed. “I don’t joke with my food”

We started eating and just talk about music and his lame pick-up lines that I admit sells me. “I have a joke” he said while having a big bites on his bake mac. "What?" "What do you call a fat bee?" "What?" "CHUB-BEE zzz zzzz" I smile at his failed joke but he laughs with laughter it looks like he enjoyed his jokes before. "You know you just ate there so we could go home" he laughed and continued eating and so did I. After we east he paid the bills and drove me home. "See you tomorrow," I said as he looked out the window of his car.

“I feel bad that I called him fat. He’s far from it.” Max laughed. “You didn’t call him fat. You called him clumsy. I called him fat.” “True. I’ll make it up to John and bake some chocolate chip cookies.” “Keep that up, and we’ll all end up with giant booties, waddling around with chocolate crumbs decorating our shirts as sugar soars through our veins.” Abby chuckled at the mental image.

It was still there, but lighter. “Yeah, pushy, that’s her,” he agreed. “My type? Girls who laugh at my jokes. Even the bad ones. And don’t mind if I suck at dancing.” “Your jokes? All bad, man,” I teased. I stretched my leg out and shoved his swing with my foot. It twisted to the side and he yelped. “Hey! Not all,” he shouted, trying to shove me back with his own foot. “Remember that one about Jax and the pizza? Gold.”

It amused me no end. My eyes landed on the bubblegum that was helplessly fallen between her boobs and my smile widened, I gave a signal to the expectant driver to get a move on. Now here's someone that won't be so hard controlling. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Mokunfayo Badmus: Seated in the large creamery, the only thing blaring in my head as I watched the lips, of the boy seating opposite me, moved to inform me of the biggest joke of the century was;

Fred retorted, “you mean you like a chubby girl” Fathia inquired, “I like a girl with big boobs and big butts, Fred said, “which means you don't like my body type” Fathia, “I love you but If you become chubby I will love you more” Fred said, “What type of diet can make me chubby within a short period?“ Fathia asked, “Don't worry about that, I will get all for you today” Fred retorted,

Hiroto slaps him in the back while he chokes on his words and turns to Hiroto in his familiar tyrant look "I am not fat!!!!. You're all just thin little chopstick bitches.Adam, I am supporting you, so you owe me 5 bucks; Adam and I are not fat, we're buff. You're all toothpicks that we could break in half. So clearly we're the strongest of this group. Muahahahaha!!!"Everyone including me looks at him weirdly, it's like a kid on an extreme sugar rush and a serial killer together

He quickly picked up the spoon, scooped the avocado, then fed it to my mouth. I closed my eyes in contentment, making a blissful expression. "Hmm... It's so smooth, and delicious!" Then I looked at him and said very seriously, "Do you think I'll get fat if I eat like this?" "No! Even if you do, it's okay. I enjoy your plumpness. More cushioning," he said with a wicked smile. "Hey! You're making dirty jokes again! Men are really... Why do you always think about that?" I jokingly scolded him.