Captain Underpants Sayings Novels & Stories

I am just around 5 ft 2, and he is probably 6 ft 5 or more, so tall. “What did you just say?” he asked with an evident dislike in his tone. “Huh?” “You know the word pain in the a-ss?” “Uh… Beta Lufin said it? He also said f-uck makes a sentence cooler. So I tried it, and it sounds nice like f-uck.” I said, giggling and I asked, “Did I use it right?” “I should not have left you with that bas-tard.” He growled under his breath.

These crapsters brought the worst out of me. “Ho ho ho. Hear the Queen of Immaturity speak,” Jax hissed. “Better than smelling the poopy Vulture King,” I hissed back. “Dirty Goblin” “Dumb Pig” “Potty Mouth” “Barbaric Caveman” “Basic Bitch” “Clothes Whore” “Hey ! I am just an OCS- Over Compulsive Shopper,” Jax protested. “Clothes Whore,” Kai and I deadpanned. “Your moral compass is on fire,” Jax huffed.

"Oh, and don't wear underwear." I smiled, as two fingers dipped into my spread-open and dripping wet cunt. "Yes, Mr. Matheson."

I start saying at a snail's pace but I get cut off by him. “Shut the fuck up." He orders in a low but demanding voice. “Yes, Daddy." I reply automatically. Shit! Fuck! Holy shit! Fucking hell! Oh my fucking goodness! I did not just fucking say that. Time stops, I run out of air, and the universe laughs at me for blindly falling into its embarrassing trap.

Let's just go home. "No wait. See those baddies over there. Ask one of them to come home with us. I'm sure it's been a while since you emptied your sac." Dylan pointed their way and they must have noticed us and I groaned inwardly. Who in this era referred to sex as emptying your sac? "I'm this close to leaving you here all alone to fend for yourself." "Aye, Aye captain." He mock-saluted with his lips drawn into a pout and he just looked so cute that I couldn't help but smile.

Am I making any sense here? "Babe, my boxers, remember?" "You can die," "Vampire, not that easy to kill," he said with a nonchalant shrug. "And so fucking what?! Don't eat underwear food, that is disgusting!" "Blah blah," he said, making duck mouth gestures. "You nag like my mother. Geez! Women and their commands and care," "Don't eat such or else," "Or else what? You will nag like Elle always does? I've heard her yell about this all my life so nothing changes,"

Maybe a chair leg shifting a fraction on the wooden floor. "It's kinda cool, really," I went on, trying to butter him up. "Like, I'm not sure what this is all for exactly, but hopefully it sets you up for some bigger roles in the future. I mean, if you're going for the 'strong, silent type', mission accomplished," I said, trying to rein in my sarcasm. There was still no answer, and I was starting to get frustrated now. "Well, one thing's for sure, that dude who calls himself the Captain" I said, happily expressing my sarcasm and annoyance now, "is an asshole."

A high-priority thread was trending at the very top of the campus message board, its view count increasing by hundreds every second: > [TRENDING] HOCKEY CAPTAIN’S SCHOLARSHIP GIRLFRIEND UNDER FORMAL INVESTIGATION FOR FINANCIAL FRAUD > Below the headline was a brutal thread of anonymous comments, cascading down the screen like a toxic waterfall: > User_992: So she really was using him for cash? Five grand is wild. > CampusLiar: Rich boyfriend, free tuition, anonymous deposits... must be nice to live like a parasite. > WestbridgeInsider: Everyone knew a girl from her background didn't belong here anyway. She probably blackmailed him.

He's really a Muscle Man! "I am a Captain and I love shooting balls, Parker!" He acted as if he's shooting a ball. We laughed. "And I am the Giant, Trixie!" She stands up. And woah! She's so tall! Taller than me! Woah! Scary! So tall! "And welcome to the~ SQUAD~!" They ad-lib, "Oh yeah~" Pfft! "Oh, why are you crying?" I laughed as I try to keep and hold my tears back.

Mitbahl, looking innocent, remarked, "Isn't there a saying that goes something like, 'If you can't resist life, just go with the flow'?" With that, Mitbahl extended his other hand to continue taking off his boxers. Ethan stared at him, "If you take them off, you'll be left with just your underwear, and I don't want to see such a cringe-worthy sight. Plus, there are ladies present!" "Who said I only have a pair of underwear inside?" Mitbahl lifted his head, smiling smugly, "I'm completely commando under here~" Diana: ... "If you ever die one day, it will be due to excessive teasing."