Captain Underpants Sayings Novels & Stories

He doesn’t think with his head but with his dick. “You did this?” Micheal asked and he nodded, taking three steps away from us to avoid getting a kick from Nelson who was at the verge of raising his leg to kick his ass. “I mean, this life is as short as Ronnie’s dick, so we have to enjoy, while at it.” Caleb never took an opportunity to bash his teammates for granted. Bro is goated when it comes to bashing and insulting others in a funny way. “What do you say, Captain?” Caleb asked, his eyes filled with expectations, while the others also looked at me, waiting for my answer.

He added which made me look at their captain. He did say that one. Well, I guess he was telling the truth. " the funny thing is, he was waiting for someone to call and ask for the phone when he didn't even realize that the phone was dead for few weeks haha" he added more which makes them laughed. I unconsciously smile at his remarks when I look at the jerk slowly turning his face into a tomato. " Hey, guys stop it or you want to play continuously for a week after this" Hayden warns them and pointed at their captain.

"What the fuck? Who did that?" "What the hell, dude!" "Are you a noob, you bloody idiot? Attack the other team!" "Shit for brains, drop your fucking weapon." "What do we do? He's not listening!" "we've lost over half our XP, you fag, stop it!"

he taunted. What the fuck is this guy’s problem ? “Don’t narrate your own pathetic story while taking my name, Mister. I can beat your cocky ass in the pool any time,” I smirked. “If you don’t know, I am the captain of this club and I don’t waste my time with noobs,” he replied back but there was still an amused grin on his face that said that he was just messing around with me and that he did not mean any of the things he was saying.

The Captain laughed at his junior’s remarks. “You may be the Bossman here, but I am ultimately your Boss.” The Captain punched his shoulder in an attempt to lighten the atmosphere.

"Loose cannon? Says the golden boy who hides behind daddy's name. Step up or get out of my way Ryder." Guys on the ice slowed down watching us. Coach blew the whistle but we ignored it. This had to look ugly. "You think you can talk to me like that?" I shouted pushing my chest into his. "I am the captain. I built this team. You are the new guy with a rap sheet longer than the season." Kade laughed right in my face that rough sound echoing. "Built this team? With what? Your perfect press conferences and your old man's dirty money? We all know the Ryders play dirty off the ice too."

Instead I felt like shit, like a total failure. “It’s okay guys, you don’t need to do this” I said. “Do what?” Xyla replied, pretending like she knew nothing of what I was talking about. Just at that time, the teacher walked in and classes began, I couldn’t stop glancing over at Emory, he had his head down and barely paid attention to the class. Ofcourse no one bothered him, he was the captain of the hockey team and his grades were just enough to keep him in the team.

“You’re really stupid! Monteclar did what you did so embarrassingly!” “I’m ashamed of you spermcegg!” “H-ha?” I asked Tit confusedly, this is really Tit, who is old enough to say what else?’ “Are you the one to speak such a language in front of a Monteclar, you are so rude!” I turned away to see his hand moving in my direction. “Have the courage to stand upside down in front of his big bulge!” galaiting added more. “I should do the b-blow job, not you! You’re young, you can’t! You don’t know how to spermcegg!”

I'm grateful for the government of the day and for this opportunity to hear from the people but we shouldn't open our doors and our ears to hear crabs and nonsense from gangsters. He spoke so calmly due to his age as he stretched his hands to Jefsexy and his crew. “How on earth do you ever imagine a man fucking a man and it seats down well with you?." “The anus isn't meant for fucking but for you to used it for your damned poop.” “ It's so irritating and disgusting when ever I hear a man will have the audacity to fuck a fellow man man.” Mr. Kitty said a little bit loud as his voice began to show his anger gradually.

He said aggressively, “For a frog at the bottom of the well like you, do you know how big the sky is? How dare you offend the young master? Where do you think this is? Who gave you the guts?” Saying that, under Vince's surprised gaze, the captain disdainfully patted his collar with his hand as if something dirty had gotten on it. Insult! A blatant insult! Vince went crazy and roared, “Sh*t! F*ck!” He ignored the pain in his hand and jumped up before stretching out his legs. He tried to clip the captain's head off with a scissor kick! Looking at this situation, Vince could not leave even if he wanted to. Even so, he would rather die with this arrogant pig!