Captain Underpants Sayings Novels & Stories

One viral video destroyed my life. ​My boyfriend cheated. My roommate filmed it. The entire school watched. ​I didn’t mean to kiss Ryan Carter. I just wanted revenge. ​I thought I was using the King of the Ice to hurt my ex. I was wrong. Ryan isn't just the most feared guy in school, he’s my future step-brother. ​Now, we’re sharing a hallway by day and a forbidden secret by night. But as our fake feelings turn into a dark obsession, I’m realizing the terrifying truth. ​Ryan didn't just happen to be at that party. ​I was his target all along.

“I want you to touch me… right now. I’ll show that scumbag ex I’m good at sex too.” Those were the last words Emily remembered saying before she woke up naked in the hockey captain’s bed — with her brother’s best friend staring back at her. One drunken night. One reckless mistake. One positive pregnancy test that ruined everything. Emily is a talented painter who just caught her boyfriend cheating. Alex is the campus’s arrogant, playboy hockey captain who never does commitment. Now they’re stuck together by an unplanned baby, crushing guilt, and a sizzling attraction that refuses to die. He says he doesn’t do responsibility. She says she won’t abort their child.

In a world of passion, betrayal, and mystery, a young college girl bravely charts her own path... with a big bad wolf lurking in the dark. Swept up in a whirlwind romance with the charming football captain, her world crumbles when she discovers his deceit. But she's no damsel in distress. She stands tall, choosing self-discovery over heartbreak. However, the forceful gravity of bond pulls her back to him, crushing everything in between. Simultaneously, an ominous cloud hangs over the city. Unexplained disappearances spark whispers of werewolves, adding a thrilling layer of suspense. This chilling narrative intertwines with the girl’s journey, creating an intoxicating blend of roman

Hockey star Leo "The Comet" Valdez has one rule: never let anyone know he's an Omega. In a world of brutal Alphas, his secret is his survival. After a career-defining play that cost Captain Jax "The Ice King" Thorne the championship, Leo's worst nightmare comes true—he's traded to Jax's team. Forced to work under the man he humiliated, Leo braces for war. Jax is colder than ice, determined to make Leo's life a living hell. But the Captain's possessive hatred masks a dangerous hunger he can't control. He knows Leo is hiding something, and his Alpha is screaming to find out what. The locker room becomes their battlefield. The ice, their stage. When a brutal hit leaves Leo vulnerable, his

In the brutal world of professional hockey, where every hit can end a career and every secret can destroy a legacy, one captain is about to learn that his greatest enemy on the ice might be the only man who can break him completely. Evan Ryder has it all: the captain’s “C,” screaming fans, and a future brighter than the arena lights. Until Kade Volkov crashes into his life like a storm he never saw coming. Violent, unpredictable, and hiding a deadly vendetta, Kade is no ordinary teammate. Forced together by the coach, their hatred ignites into something far more dangerous. As fights turn into stolen touches and locker room tension boils over, they cross a line that could ruin them both. But

Welcome to four couples where love flips into lies, truth gets cheated on, and betrayals leave bite marks. The ice is brutal, but the desire is worse. First, stepbrother and stepsister — captain and photographer — sparking in the family darkroom with taboo hate that turns dripping wet. Next, the debt-ridden enforcer and his ice-queen manager lose it in dominant, screaming desk s*x. Then fake-dating explodes for the cocky winger and journalist into vicious, car-rocking hate-fucks. Finally, the goalie and forbidden trainer surrender in hot, possessive rehab nights. Pleasure appeal ruins everything. With scandals, fights, and secret group chats, these couples chase orgasms while everything

Nathan was the hockey team's resident troublemaker. On the ice he was cocky and impossible, yet every night he logged on right on schedule, humbly seeking guidance from the tactical god 'IceTyrant'. And me? I was Quinn, the team's invisible gofer, hauling gear and washing jerseys all day while the players looked down their noses at me. Then one day he found out who I really was. He backed me into a corner, gripped my chin, and said, "Quinn, I've got money, and I make the rules." "Reject me one more time. I dare you." Later the whole school saw it. That hockey captain, usually too cool for everyone, was chasing after me with a plate of peeled shrimp, "Baby, just one more bite. Please."

“We shouldn’t be doing this,” Imani whispered, her voice trembling more from want than from fear of her brother barging in and catching her leaning in to kiss his ex-best-friend now turned enemy. “Then stop me,” he murmured back, his fingers brushing her jaw, his breath hot against her skin. But neither of them moved. The distance between them had already disappeared, along with every rule she’d promised not to break. *** When Imani Grayson, a quiet psychology major, is assigned to mentor the university’s star hockey captain, Nicolas Jameson, she expects arrogance not the kind of chemistry that keeps her up at night. What begins as a simple assignment spirals into late-night tutoring se

“Denying me the privilege to taste your body is a death sentence I refuse to accept, especially since all I want is to consume you, all of you till there’s nothing left, Lady bug”… ~   Rhea Hale has spent the last four years paying for a crime she never committed. Blamed for her twin sister’s death and forced to live in the shadow of the girl everyone loved more, Rhea has become an expert at surviving heartbreak, whispers, and loneliness. The only thing keeping her together is the small circle of people who still believe in her innocence. Until the night she catches her boyfriend cheating with her best friend. Humiliated and desperate for a fresh start, Rhea heads to Westb

“You said you’d win,” Ryder murmured, his voice brushing against Elias’ ear. “You said you’d crush me.” Elias clenched his jaw, refusing to turn around and a low chuckle followed. “But you didn’t.” “Shut the fuck up, Ryder” “A deal is a deal, Captain… tonight, you belong to me.” *** Elias Carter has always been in control of his team, his game, and himself but one brutal match changes everything when he loses to his greatest rival. Ryder Volkov. Now bound by a deal he can’t take back, Elias is pulled into a dangerous game of power, control, and obsession. What starts as punishment slowly turns into something far more complicated. As their rivalry intensifies both o