Clean Humorous Stories Novels & Stories

Every so often he would scoop warm water over my shoulders and back, rinsing the shampoo away. Dante sat on the bathroom floor with his back against the wall, one knee bent, watching us with a small smile. He kept me company the whole time, telling me stupid, funny stories about things that had happened at work. He told me about a client who had shown up to a meeting with his fly open the entire time, and another story about someone who had accidentally sent a very personal email to the entire company. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt and tears filled my eyes. Dante grinned every time I laughed, clearly pleased with himself.

Everything in me let loose at the same time I felt his thick cum fill my insides. He slid out of me, my legs became wobbly as he dropped the one he was holding to the ground but he managed to hold me up. "Shower sex remains my best." I mumbled. "Mine too." He agreed without hesitation. "Right, Lucain, I forgot to tell you." I spoke up, craning my neck to look at him. "What is that?" He asked. "I need to go to the hospital." I answered. "Do you think you still have the flu?" He asked.

“I might not have read your script, but with the way you spoke about it, I'm pretty sure it's brilliant and it'll do brilliantly well.” My gaze lifted to see him stunned with his eyes wide opened like I had told a ghost story. He blinked, then smiled. “That's actually quite encouraging. Thanks. I guess you're not that weird after all.” I scoffed. “I guess you're not that tough after all.” Several minutes later, we were still seated, having a great conversation. He narrated a story where he almost got beaten to death after pretending to have a gun so he could scare away some robbers. Somehow, he found a way to make the story hilarious, my amusement making my stomach hurt as I laughed heartily

I just kept scrolling through my timeline and conversed with the girls here and there, even though there was a littke dispute at the beginning I was still having a good time and was dying laughing from the stories the guys told. "Then her mom bust in the room, while I was just about to bust a nut; swinging a big ass frying pan i didnt even grab my pants I just jumped out the window forgetting that shit high ass fuck I almost broke a buttcheek" Jon said while everyone was straight rolling I swear almost every nigga got a crazy sex story. Chynna and the twins went to the store to get more marshmallows even though that task only requires one person, but I was happy she was gone cause everyone w

She said and the couple laughed it off, claiming that they understand "Mom, can we leave please?" Max spoke up in his deep sexy voice that was laced with annoy Immediately they left, "Olivia, how could you greet elders like that?" her mother a What worries them was how they could tell that Max was pi "I didn't come here to be greeting people. Moreover, I did say 'hi' to them." She said nonchala .. Immediately Max and his family settled down on their seat, "she's so beautiful." Emily sai "But was deprived of a brain. Grow up well, dear." Max rep

At six-two and well over two hundred pounds, an unruly mop of dark hair on his head, he was certain the guy in the back with the pool stick in his hand, his mouth running, and a crowd of onlookers surrounding him must be Elliott Sanderson. “It smells like a toilet in here,” Jamie remarked, looking very uncomfortable. “We’ve taken out Vampires in worse,” Aaron reminded him. “That’s different. I’m distracted while we are doing that. This is just… gross.” Shaking his head, Aaron developed a plan to approach the burly storyteller. He made his way over to where the crowd was gathered and listened in as Elliott recounted an adventurous tale involving selling a used car to a mob boss, pausing only

“Do you like jokes?” “I do,” I said. He told me one about a duck in a library that made no sense and made perfect sense because he laughed so hard at the end that he forgot the last word and had to start again. Emma rolled her eyes and said she had a better one, and then her punchline was the same as Eli’s by accident and they both laughed until Stella smiled, and I had to look down for a second because the feeling in my chest was too much. When the laughter faded, Emma picked at a crumb and looked up. “Where do you live?”

What else a person can crave for. As soon as I took my medicines, I visited them. They are as funny as tom and Jerry. Uncle was searching for some sweets, without being caught from aunty , I was trying hard to control my laughter. They are the most hilarious couple of the world, no one can be more hilarious then them. I was observing all this when uncle found a sweet on the lower shelf and as soon as aunty saw this, she immediately grabbed uncle's ears. " ahhh, mah lady it hurts".

Succumbing to the humor of the situation, they both laughed. As the laughter settled, Ryu and Yuka found themselves diving into a delightful exchange of amusing and embarrassing stories. The conversation flowed endlessly. With each story shared, their initial awkwardness melted away, replaced by a warm and genuine connection. It was like they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with laughter and understanding, forming a bond that was equal parts comforting and thrilling.

My dad stated, placing a plate of hamburgers and chicken on the table. Dinner was enjoyable filled with great conversation and too many embarrassing stories. It seemed like whenever I thought it couldn’t get any worse, my mom or dad pulled out another embarrassing story. It wasn’t any better for Sarah, as most of my embarrassing stories involved her. Surprisingly, many of the stories Tyler had never heard before, so Jake and Tyler had some good laughs. The story of Sarah and I running naked home from going skinny dipping in a neighbor’s pool was not even the most embarrassing story of the night but definitely got a good laugh from everyone.