Clean Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

‘Huh? Alex – ‘I am working on my pick-up lines. How is this?’ ‘Pathetic.’ I replied honestly. The swift topic change didn’t go unnoticed by me. ‘How about this – Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.’ I couldn’t help but let out a small laugh at reading it. A billionaire working on pickup lines? Just wave some dollars in front of her and she’ll be all yours. ‘You can do better. Why working on it though? For Diana?’

But I wasn't any less either. Enriched with sassy humor, wittiness, and a sharp tongue that can bite the life out of you, I once had boys lined up for me, but every one of them had left me disappointed (Just like Rudransh did!). For a year or more, it will be all good with cheesy pick-up lines, butterflies in the stomach, and little surprises here and there, but as time passes and we get closer it will turn out to be plain-ass nothing.

His pick up lines never fail to make me blush even though we're not new to each other. "Bear me later. Just rush back to the meeting or else I'll feel guilty the entire day" "You better be. Because I'm not feeling like to stop talking to you. Get ready to pay for distracting me," he scoffs. "Bye," I giggle whispering on the call and cutting it. A playful thought hits my head as I roll my eyes evilly. He still doesn't know the worst way to get teased. Christian I get back to the cabin again where the clients have been waiting.

I leaned to his shoulder and smiled. "I love you.. a lot Kenneth Domanco.. Nicholas Lemiere." I said. "You're mean to me Chloe but I still can't say that word." "I know.” "I remembered when Leo my brother said about how to hit girls.. He teached me a few pick up lines and when I thought about it now that's the stupidest thing that he ever told me.” He chuckled and I'm happy hearing him trying to tell me about his life. "What did he teach you?" "This 'You're beautiful like the sun in the sky.. can I get your number?'. That's the stupidest pick up line ever.” He laughed and I chuckled.

“And if I fail to give you 100 chemistry pickup lines?” “I will get to that later so do we have a deal?” “Yeah, I guess we do.” Dwight said as he brought his hand for a handshake. And that’s how my problems started, I thought he wouldn’t actually give me a 100 pickup lines, because for a while, he kept quiet and I thought I was victorious, hell I was already making planes of what I will tell him to do, but I didn’t know that he was just getting ready, now we are on number 84 and I have never been so frustrated since that holdup in traffic five years ago in Senegal. I already told him to stop, but his smart reply was we had a deal…. I made a deal with the fucking devil.

I know he's Chase, one of the 'populars', so why is he talking to me? "What do you want?" I said harshly, but I don't think he got that I didn't want to talk to him because he just smiled flirtatiously at me. "Someone better call God, because I think he lost an Angel." he smirks at me. I give him a straight face. That's the worst pick up line ever. "No someone better call the devil because I escaped from hell." I said sarcastically "Hey baby girl what's your code."he asked

They were so much moved by this pick up line that they couldn’t even allow him to finish. “I could search my whole life through and through and never find another you. If I had to choose whether to breathe or to love you, I would use my last breath to tell you that... I love you.” “As the days are passing by, my love for you is growing strong. Please be mine forever. Please belong to me. You are my life's most wonderful song. Please marry me, Erica.” He said the last few lines and my fork dropped for my hands, not attracting them since they were all focussed on the proposal.

I got excited, “really? What?” He leaned in with that unknowing look again, goddess he was so sexy at that moment! “How did you get to be so beautiful?” Wow! What a line! I laughed loudly at that, “stop! You don’t have to give me cheesy pick-up lines to get close to me.” I joked with him. He chuckled, “I know, I know, I just couldn’t help myself! But really…what does Ari like to do for fun? That’s what I really want to know.”

The pickup line and hypotonic rejection of my coming worked pretty well on me. I slouched on the chair in my room and replied "Okay.. there's no problem. You have to finish up your work right? It's nothing. Good luck with your work." "Babe, I hope you are not sad or mad at me?" He asked with a sweet calm voice that made me smile but I never knew it was a form of manipulative skill he had. " I was but no more hunny pie, I understand that you are busy so… I don't have to be a reason why you'd get distracted. I am not mad, '' I replied.

The sound of his laughter worked effectively in breaking the stare, "You couldn't be any more original? That one won't work on me!" She didn't know what he really meant and answered with a confused 'huh'. With eyes lowered to his feet and the ghost of a smile still evident on his face, he explained, "It's a very common pick up line you know." "That wasn't a pickup line! I meant genuinely!" Eira defended herself and even though she had been honest, her cheeks burnt for some unfathomable reason. Slightly annoyed, she exhaled a sharp breath and saw a frown form on Nate's face. Was he offended?