Clever No Soliciting Sign Funny นิยาย & เรื่องราว

“Oh God, how cute is that?” “Just you wait,” Joel chuckles, carefully placing Charlie in the baby seat that’s been attached to the wagon, ensuring he’s secure. He hands Charlie a sign that reads: “No worries, ladies—I’m still single.” “That is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen!” I clap my hands, laughter spilling out as Charlie chomps down on the sign. “Even if he is sucking on it!” Joel beams at me. “There you go... all ready to wow the crowd!”

That wouldn't happen before my eyes. “Find out who bought the place,” I said quietly. “I want names. Their numbers and licenses. I want to know what exactly happened.” “Already digging,” Simon replied. “But they’re being slick. No signage, no promo. Just a blacked-out entrance and a bouncer with a list. Invite-only.” “Sounds like someone wants a war.” “Or a message.” I laughed once under my breath. “A message? Cute.” But my chest was already tight.

Zen put on her best smile and pretended to browse the dusty brochure rack, “Good afternoon. What a lovely little town. I can’t wait to try some of this pizza.” The woman behind the counter’s sour expression didn’t change. She looked annoyed by their interruption, perhaps she’d been reading a steamy part in the novel. She had a mustard stain on her shirt, and a large Styrofoam cup from the local gas station sat next to the register. She cleared her throat and slid a sign towards them that said, No loitering. Leila noticed there was no sign that said no shoes, no shirt, no service. Perhaps it would hurt their business around here to post such a thing.