CONFESS TO ME: For God Until Him
This was a career-ending sermon.
Confessions were just as bad. As a priest, I obviously could not judge them, but it was quite something.
“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I lusted after my neighbor’s wife with desire in my heart,” the man confessed.
I nodded sagely, trying to focus. “And how many times—”
“But she looks just like that dangerous-hot looking Norwegian ex I had. Her ass is round and perfect and…”
I coughed to get him back in order.