Dad Joke Examples

Mae Madison has been a childhood lover of Raymond Wright. They had pictured themselves becoming a couple someday until disaster struck them. Will their relationship even survive? Mae's family business went bankrupt and his father died because of a heart attack. Raymond wasn't left out too in this chaotic disaster, as he lost his only sister to the cold hands of death. Mae was angry, he accused Raymond of leaving her when she needed him most, and before he'd explain himself, she broke up with him. Raymond became a shadow of himself, he needed her too by himself, but now she's long gone. He became cold, heartless and suffered from Schizoid Personality Disorder for the remaining days of his life. 3 years later, Mae came looking for a job in Monroe Groups to start over her crumbled life, but the truth won't be farther than that. It was Raymond's company, and he was the new CEO. “What happened when their cross paths, A Forgiveness, Salvation or more hatred to ensue between them?” “Will Mae even tell the cold CEO he had a son with her for the past 3 years after their separation?”

Emma, a very strong willed lady was faced with a situation where she had to go save her sister, Elizabeth, only to get there to find out that it was all a set up. She didn't only lose her virginity to a stranger that night but also lost her boyfriend the next morning. Life slapped her with both betrayal and heartache that she had no other choice but to pick up whatever was left of her and leave the country.  Years later, she didn't only come back smarter and wiser, but with three cute angels whom she still didn't know who their father was. What happens when the enemies from five years ago come again to raise their ugly heads?  Will Liam Brooke finally realize that the lady he had slept with wasn't the same lady he was giving special treatment all these years? What happens when Emma realizes that Elizabeth was pretending to be the lady that was slept with and was enjoying the benefit that followed?

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"Kamu mahasiswi baru yang selalu menjadi topik di kampus?" Alya hanya mengerutkan kening tidak mengerti dengan pertanyaan yang bahkan Ia pun tidak mengetahuinya. "Tuan Adam Raguals Smithson, presdir perusahaan ternama internasional, berusia 38 tahun dan tidak pernah terlibat skandal apapun." Gadis berusia 18 tahun itu kembali melongo bersamaan dengan kerutan di keningnya. Dalam pikirannya ada ya orang yang dikenalkan dengan orang lain bukannya memperkenalkan diri sendiri. "Lantas kenapa Kamu mencari sugar baby?" Dia tidak punya skandal? Sudah mapan? Tampan pula lantas apa yang membuat Adam menginginkan Alya menjadi sugar baby? mampukah Alya menolak pesona Adam yang setiap hari bertambah? atau Ia akan terjebak dalam perangkap sugar daddy seperti Adam?

Ghina Ulya Syarifa tidak menyangka ternyata pernikahannya dengan Alaric Zalman Maheer-seorang CEO, duda beranak dua membawanya kejalan yang benar. Dari seorang wanita penghibur di sebuah Club malam berpakaian seksi kini dia berubah memakai hijab serba tertutup. Hijrahnya Ghina tidak serta merta semulus yang orang lihat, rintangan terbesarnya datang dari Ayunisa Shakila Maheer-putri satu-satunya, anak bungsu Zalman. Tugas besar Ghina menjadi ibu sambung dari ke dua anak Zalman tidaklah mudah. Bisakah Ghina menjadi istri soleha dan ibu sambung yang baik untuk keluarga Maheer?

Every woman has a weakness. Some crave danger. Some crave control. But some crave the one thing they should never want—a Daddy. Powerful, possessive, and impossible to resist, each Daddy in All Yours: The Daddy Diaries will test the limits of desire, obedience, and surrender.

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Matahari bersumpah demi apa pun bahwa sosok Hananta si Bos arogan yang selama lima tahun menjadi atasannya adalah makhluk paling menjengkelkan di seluruh jagat raya. Dan Matahari bersumpah bahwa ia tak akan pernah mau lagi terikat dalam hubungan apapun dengan sosok Hananta, bahkan sebagai bawahan sekalipun. Namun, tampaknya takdir memang senang bermain-main dengan dirinya. Tak tanggung-tanggung, ia harus menjadi pengasuh bagi ketiga anak Hanan! Tak hanya itu, mereka bahkan memintanya untuk menjadi pengganti dari sang Ibu. "Karena anak-anakku menyukaimu, maka kamu akan jadi ibu mereka."

Ayra Adriana adalah gadis yang di asuh oleh paman nya, orang tua ayra meninggal kecelakaan saat ayra berumur 7 tahun. Ayra sangat bahagia dibawah asuhan paman nya. tapi dia diperlakukan bagai pembantu oleh istri dan anak perempuannya ketika sang paman tidak ada dirumah. Hingga suatu hari, perusahaan paman ayra mengalami kesulitan karena hutang yang begitu banyak kepada seorang CEO. dan paman pun terpaksa menjodohkan anaknya dengan CEO tersebut untuk melunasi hutangnya. karena istrinya yang tahu siapa CEO tersebut, tidak setuju jika anak semata wayangnya yang di korbankan. terpaksa paman memohon kepada ayra agat bersedia menjalani perjodohan yang menyakitkan tersebut. Akankan ayra mampu meluluhkan hati suaminya itu?

When Raven Carter's mother marries werewolf Alpha Dominic Steele, she inherits more than a biker family—she inherits a curse. Her first shift under the blood moon awakens something ancient, drawing four dangerous men into her orbit: her stepfather bound by forbidden mate-bond, an enforcer hiding murderous secrets, a hockey star playing double-agent, and a ghost wolf cursed to protect her. But Raven's destiny demands sacrifice, and someone she loves must die.