Dad Joke Examples

Pernikahan Nathen Shawn Wilson terancam batal, tepat dua minggu sebelum hari H tiba. Tak ingin menanggung malu, lantas Elena meminta sang cucu untuk menikah dengan Nathen yang merupakan anak angkatnya. "Jika aku menikah dengan Paman, kekasihku bagaimana?" - Felicia "Putuskan saja. Mudah, bukan?" - Nathen Antara Nathen yang hanya bisa pasrah menerima keputusan mendadak sang ibu, sedang Feli masih belum selesai dengan masalalunya. Lantas bagaimana kisah mereka akan berjalan? Ikuti keseruan Feli dan paman tampannya - Nathen, hanya di Istri Dadakan Paman Nathen.

Kira, I can hear myself again!!' She squealed happily. All the pain she felt from the beatings the rogue gave her didn't matter anymore. She finally got her voice back. ' Your voice is back!' Kira said almost immediately. ' Now we can finally talk to our mate' She squealed happily too. All the excitement Haven had felt a moment again dissipated into thin air. ' Mate?' Her eyes immediately flew to the man holding her. She had completely forgotten she was in the arms of this .. This ' Man'. Haven looked at him in disgust. His hands were still hovering in the air as he looked at her, a blank expression on his face. " What do you think you're trying to do?!" Haven could feel the rage locked up within her for all these days started to surface. Just looking at his face made Haven want to kill him over and over again. What sort of a sick joke was Selene playing with her? How can the one person she hated turn out to be her fated mate?

TRIGGER WARNING: THIS BOOK MAY CONTAIN THEMES LIKE DARK AND SPICY ROMANCE, STEAMY AND SEXUAL CONTENT, VIOLENCE, SUBSTANCE ABUSE AND FORCED SEX WHICH IS STRICTLY NOT FOR KIDS UNDER +18 READER'S DISCRETION IS ADVISED. . "If I should take you tonight Sierra, your body belongs to me and only I will be able to touch and do to you as I please, do you understand?" He asked with a smug grin on his face while he waited for her response. "I don't care who the fuck you are but you can't hold me captive. I will run away from here. That I promise you!" She swore vehemently. "The thing is..." He tugged at the collar around her neck, pulling her forward with a sinister smile on his face. "You can run Piccola but you can't hide. I'd tumble the whole world upside down to find you if I have to. You belong to me and only me!" *.*.* . Twenty year old Sierra Delavine has a one night stand with a masked stranger at a hotel who turns out to be Diavolo Castillo, the most dangerous Italian Mafia and drug lord right after receiving the heartbreaking and devastating news of her sister's medical condition. Diavolo who is the sworn enemy of the former senator who happens to be her father, offers her a deal to become his sex slave in exchange of her sister's life. She would have to live with him for three months and take him. All of him whenever and however he wanted it. As their worlds collided, they found themselves caught in a web of lies, betrayal, and danger. Will Ciara accept Diavolo's offer and will she find solace in the heart of the ruthless Italian mafia?

When an agreement that only a blood relative of the LeTale family can negotiate the end of their ongoing war is endangered by an ambush on their warehouse causing many family fatalities, and landing the Don in intensive care, Maria LeTale is flown home to take the reins she has never asked for. Tasked with keeping her safe, the Don's favourite Capo, Tony Calcolo, vows to protect Maria at all costs. But what would the cost be if he got too invested in his latest project?

Dylan is an eighteen year old man, born with oozing charisma but confuse in his gender. He dreamt to be rich but life is cruel that he don’t even finish his college—until one night, he crossed path with Luke Carter Vozinelik, a charming executive which became his companion. After the CEO died, he forced Dylan to work and love him. Until he discovered his miserable and bitter past. Dylan fell in a profound situation, choosing between his mayhem family or his Billionaire boyfriend. Money can’t buy genuine happiness, but Dylan can’t turn back from the life he once dreamt.

He pressed me against the car door, his scent enveloping me.“If you were mine, I’d take much better care of you,” Matias growled.I wiped away my tears. “Who says I’m not yours?” I whispered. “You bought me.”Matias’s lips were a hairsbreadth from mine. “I want you to want me, as I want you.”I looked up into those swirling, captivating eyes of his. “Who says I don’t?”His lips swooped downward, then, and captured mine.My whole body caught fire.***Catalina’s whole world shattered when her father sold her to Efrain. Her instincts told her he was her mate, but the womanizing a*shole didn’t want her - rejected her. Now, with a rejected “R” on her neck, Catalina must navigate the world alone. Or maybe not. The tall, mysterious Matias Castaneda who bought her might just also capture her heart. But he has a darkness all his own. Is there a second chance for them?Bought by the Daddy Alpha Don is created by Caricia Dulce, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

The rumors say that Yardley Hughes’ fiancée is a hillbilly from the countryside, ugly and uneducated, a dowdy woman. But when she shows up at a gala, the sight of Celia Stanton stuns the whole crowd! “How’s that ugly?”“I heard she’s pals with an award-winning actor!”“Her dad’s the wealthiest man on earth!”“I heard she’s the famous fashion designer, Leo!” As each of her secret identities are exposed, everyone is dumbfounded. But none of that matters, because Yardley still doesn’t like her. Yet, the official social media account of Hughes Incorporated makes a post that reads, “The pair are in love and will marry soon,” shocking the world.

Memiliki keluarga kecil yang bahagia adalah impian semua orang. Namun, itu tidak berlaku dengan Mawar. Setelah ditinggalkan oleh kekasihnya, impian memiliki keluarga kecil yang harmonis itu seketika hilang. Ia ditinggalkan setelah melakukan hal memalukan untuk dirinya sendiri. Ia harus menanggung segala konsekuensinya sendiri. Tinggal seorang diri di kota besar membuat dirinya harus berusaha dan berjuang sendiri untuk ekonomi keluarganya. Belum lagi, ia harus mengandung seorang anak hasil perlakuannya dengan mantan kekasihnya itu. Orang yang sebelumnya berjanji untuk bertanggung jawab akan dirinya nyatanya pergi meninggalkannya begitu saja. Entah ke mana kekasihnya itu, ia menganggapnya sudah mati. Hari kelahiran anaknya sudah tiba, kebencian dan keinginan membunuh putranya semakin kuat. Namun, seseorang menyadarkannya. Membuatnya mempertahankan putranya dengan perasaan campur aduk. Takdir kembali memainkan dirinya. Keluarganya yang selama ini tidak mengetahui keadaannya mendadak ingin bertemu dengannya dan tinggal bersamanya, di saat itu juga ia takut akan pandangan buruk keluarga besarnya. Mencari suami kontrak untuknya dan ayah untuk anaknya adalah pilihan yang bisa ia lakukan. Namun, apakah akan semudah itu? Apa bisa dirinya menggunakan kekayaannya untuk mendapatkan seorang suami? Siapakah laki-laki yang mau menerima wanita kotor sepertinya?

Jesika melarikan diri dari pernikahannya. Bersembunyi di dalam bagasi mobil seseorang, niatnya hanya untuk menghindari dua orang yang sedang mengejarnya. Namun, siapa sangka kalau dia justru menjadi pengantin dari pria yang tak dikenalnya. Gaun putih yang ia kenakan, menarik pria itu untuk menyeret paksa Jesika kedalam gedung penikahan.

Things got broken when Rina found her fiancée sleeping with her best friend. Broken and scarred she went to a random club and slept with a stranger. Few weeks later, she left the city when she became pregnant for an unknown person. Five years later, she came back with triplets! Working under a CEO, Robert Fernandez