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For Adults+🔞🔞🔞 Only..Gracie never wanted to come back home—but the summer traps her in the house with the one man she both fears and craves: her stepfather. Cold, ruthless, and dripping with quiet disdain, he’s made it clear for years that she is nothing but a burden. Yet his every glare ignites something forbidden in her, a hunger she’s never dared confess. Now, every moment alone with him feels like a test of control. The brush of his hand, the gravel in his voice, the way his eyes linger too long—Emma can’t tell if he wants to destroy her… or devour her. The secret she carries inside burns hotter each day, pulling her closer to the edge of obsession. This summer, masks will shatter. His cruelty hides something darker, and her longing hides something even more dangerous. Between hate and desire lies a line they are both desperate to cross—where punishment tastes like pleasure, and love is twisted with sin. A raw, heart-pounding tale of forbidden lust, dangerous secrets, and the irresistible pull of the man she was never meant to want. But Gracie’s story is only the beginning. This book unlocks a collection of raw, taboo-driven erotic tales—each one more daring, more dangerous, and more intoxicating than the last. For readers who crave the forbidden, who ache for the edge where desire blurs with darkness, this is your invitation.

Palermo is a feared Mafia boss, commanding respect throughout the criminal underworld. He's a strikingly handsome and heavily tattooed man who exudes charisma, leaving women enraptured. As a wealthy and ruthless leader of the Mafia, he's unflinchingly willing to take lives. He's a figure who cares not for the concept of sin, but even he couldn't believe he'd fall in love at first sight with a woman he had only just laid eyes on. She was stunningly beautiful, and in his eyes, Ysabel was the only woman who truly held his attention. She was the first woman he wished to protect and cherish, and he never anticipated developing an interest in her, an interest that compelled him to know her, to draw close to her, and to become a part of her life. However, it was beyond belief that in the midst of violence, near-death experiences, and imminent peril, he found and came to know the captivating Ysabel. To his surprise, she even managed to steal his heart. It may sound peculiar and humorous, doesn't it? He was on the brink of death, yet he still managed to fall in love at first sight with this woman of extraordinary beauty whom he had just met. But he is Palermo Lazarus, a Mafia leader who would stop at nothing to possess and claim the woman who had entranced him and breathed life into a heart he once believed was as cold as stone. He became possessively infatuated with her and was resolute in making her his own.

Aneska Prameswari merasa hidupnya hancur setelah memergoki calon suaminya berselingkuh. Tenaga, waktu, dan uangnya sudah terbuang sia – sia untuk mempersiapkan pesta pernikahan. Sebuah ide gila terlintas sebagai solusi, yakni mengakhiri hidup. Alih – alih meninggal dunia, Aneska justru terbangun dengan identitas lain. Nadlyne Aurora, Ratu sekaligus istri Galen Ashaf Edward. Raja ke- 3 Kerajaan Aldarian. Kerajaan masa lampau pada abad ke – 18. Tepatnya, tahun 1899 silam.

Hidup sebagai seorang menantu dari keluarga Lindsay yang kaya raya. Namun, kehidupannya begitu menyedihkan, ia selalu dihina, dicaci-maki oleh orang tuanya. Hingga suatu saat, ia bertemu dengan seorang ...

Sophie Mack, a 19-year-old resilient and dedicated child of a zealot parish man, raised by a nanny turned stepmother after the death of her mother from birth. She not only faced betrayal by her stepsister, but her boyfriend of five years drugged her, then she had a one-night stand with a stranger, resulting in triplets.   Elliot Harrington, a 26-year-old shrewd billionaire, wakes up in a hotel room to find himself wrapped around a beautiful girl.  Before he checks out of the hotel room, he leaves the girl with a bundle of cash. Later, he sends his investigator to find the girl he slept with, who mistakes Sophie for Olivia, Sophie's step-sister.   Five years later, Sophie, now a renowned financial analyst, returns to New York and starts working at the prestigious Harrington Group, where Elliot is president. Little does she know, her triplets embark on a mission—to uncover the identity of their elusive father.  *** "Owen, did you hear what that man said? He said you looked like his boss. Can the boss be our daddy?" Nathan said, looking at Owen, who had already started working devotedly on his laptop. "We can't be sure of that. But we can still make him candidate 1. The point is helping Mummy find Daddy," replied Isabel, the only girl of the triplets.   "I found him—his boss—and I guess I kind of resemble him. I have his eyes and ears." Owen said with a raised brow. "See, Nathan, you have his hair. But Isabel, you don't resemble Dad, not even Mom; who do you resemble?"  "Who told you his dad? We are not even sure he is our dad; it's just candidate 1." ***  Will Candidate 1 prove to be the missing link, or is there another layer to the mystery that even the triplets couldn't foresee?

CONTENT WARNING This story contains graphic sexual content and explicit scenarios intended for mature audiences 18 years and older. Reader discretion is strongly advised. Veronica Harper devoted five years of her life to a man who never loved her—because she was never more than a bet. Her devotion, vulnerability, and virginity were handed over… all for entertainment. She walked into her bedroom—and saw her best friend screaming her name from another man’s mouth. Her boyfriend’s mouth. Betrayed in her own bed, humiliated in public, and framed for a crime she didn’t commit. Then two lines on a pregnancy test changed everything. Pregnant, disowned, and hunted by lies she didn’t create, Veronica fled, carrying two secrets no one could ever touch—her unborn twins. Five years later, she returns for a funeral, keeping her children hidden and her heart locked away. She believes the past is buried. She’s wrong. Forced back into the orbit of the man she once gave herself to—and still loves—Veronica must protect the quiet life she built alone. But grief and betrayal are cruel guides, and the woman who destroyed her life now threatens everything she holds dear. The worst betrayal isn’t in the past. It’s happening now.

Pulang dari liburan tiba-tiba dirinya dijodohkan dan menjadi ibu tiri bagi seorang anak berumur 5 tahun!! Situasi macam apa ini? Yuk ikuti cerita bagaimana kehidupan Dena setelah menjadi ibu tiri!!

(Cerita ini mengandung unsur 21+) Lagi asyik mengantri untuk membeli karcis bioskop, Katya benar-benar kaget saat seorang anak kecil tiba-tiba saja menarik tangannya. Lebih kaget lagi, ketika ternyata anak kecil itu membawanya kepada seorang lelaki yang bernama Gaffandra, untuk dijadikan temannya menonton! Lalu dari kejadian itu, pertemuan antara Katya dan Gaffandra pun berlanjut... ... di atas tempat tidur. * Dibesarkan oleh kakek dan ayah yang sering kawin-cerai, membuat pernikahan tidak akan pernah terlintas di benak Gaffandra, meskipun usianya sudah menginjak 38 tahun. Ia terlalu menikmati hidup bebas tanpa ikatan dan drama yang merepotkan. Namun ketenangannya pun terusik ketika pasangan hidup selibatnya, Olivia, tiba-tiba saja menuntut sebuah pernikahan. Gaffandra pun segera memutuskan hubungan tanpa ikatan dengan Olivia tanpa merasa keberatan sedikit pun, meskipun sesudahnya ia bingung bagaimana menyalurkan hasrat normalnya sebagai seorang lelaki yang butuh pelampiasan. Hingga akhirnya ia bertemu Katya, dan mengajukan sebuah penawaran menggiurkan yang sulit untuk ditolak. *** IG : @blackauroranovels

Alpha Daddy: Take Mommy Home Five years ago, Lia vanished without a trace, leaving behind the man who shattered her heart — and the child he never knew existed. Far from the city’s power and politics, she raises her son in peace, determined to keep him safe from the world she once escaped. But fate plays a cruel trick. When her little boy’s photo goes viral, it catches the attention of Damien — the cold, ruthless alpha CEO who instantly notices one thing: The child looks exactly like him. Driven by shock, anger, and something far deeper, Damien tracks Lia down. He wants answers. He wants the truth. And most of all, he wants his son. Lia fights to protect the quiet life she built, terrified of the enemies who once pushed her away. But Damien is no longer the man she left. Discovering he’s a father awakens a side of him no one has ever seen fierce, protective, and determined to bring his family home. As hidden secrets surface and old wounds reopen, Lia must decide whether she can trust the man she once loved… or walk away again. He lost her once. This time, he’s not letting go.

Sa likod ng inakala niyang perpektong buhay ay may nakatagong, 'galit, inggit at kasakiman' na rason kung bakit siya ay naulila. At ngayon, kailangan niyang magpakasal upang ma-isalba ang kumpanya na tanging alaalang naiwan ng kaniyang mga magulang. Sa itinakdang araw ng kanilang kasal ay saka niya nalaman na ang lalaking ipinagkasundo sa kan'ya ng abuela ay ang lalaking lihim niyang minamahal. Mabubuntis si Fern ngunit hindi sa kaniyang asawa– Kun 'di sa lalaking nais na sana niyang kalimutan. Dahil do'n ay nalaman niyang pinagtataksilan siya ng asawa at kaniyang matalik na kaibigan. Zarina Fern Samañiego-Arceta, sa kaniyang pagbabalik ay siyang pagku-krus nila muli ng landas ng taong ibinaon niya sa limot. Sa kanilang muling pagtatagpo ; Asawa, kaibigan at nakaraan. Kanino ang may mas nakakagulat na rebelasyon?