Dad Joke Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

"Tsk! What are you laughing at?" "Mr. Axel, I assume you haven't dated before, right? Not every girl could take your cheesy jokes." Amber, covering her mouth, laughed uncontrollably in front of him. The affection in his eyes deepened. He clicked his tongue and retorted, "That was a pickup line!" "A funny pickup line is a joke in itself." She was halfway through teasing him when her eyes wavered in shock. Her silver locket dangled and swayed gently in front of her.

U : "Let me guess! You called us all to show off that you got a new cell phone for yourself. Am I right?" D : "No you are wrong. I called you all to tell you guys I got married last week wednesday! Now I’m in Coimbatore in my hubby's house! My new home!" All : "Whaaat?" D : "Whoa calm down guys! Talk one at a time!" I : "This is some sick joke, D. Don’t try humor. It’s not your genre." D : "Idiot. I’m telling you the truth" R : "You ran away with your lover? But you don’t have one! What the hell did you do?"

🖤 Alexandra 🖤 “Okay I am done with this nonsense,” Dada said, and this time there was no soft smile, no calm tone, no pretending like everything was under control, he sounded frustrated in a way I had only seen a few times in my entire life and none of those times ended peacefully for whoever caused it. I blinked at him, still sitting on the hospital bed like my brain had decided to clock out of this entire situation. “I am also done, Dada,” I replied, folding my arms as I leaned back slightly, because if they wanted to act dramatic then I could match that energy without even trying. “This joke is going on way too long.”

I snatch the fifty dollars from his hand. “I will bet fifty dollars on you not getting your cock between my boobs tonight.” He winks and clinks his glass with mine as he raises a sexy brow. “Thank you. I will take that as a personal challenge.” I shake my head as I sip my drink. “Does that ridiculous pick up line work on many women?” He smiles and winks cheekily. “You would be surprised.” I smirk. There is something extremely honest about this guy. He isn’t pretending to be someone he’s not. It’s disarming.

If I had the energy to smack them, I would have done it, but alas, aside from being able to move my lips and fingers slightly, I feel like I’m completely bedridden. “Here, have some water. You must be thirsty as hell after all this time.” Somebody said before I felt a straw by my lips and with all the energy I could muster, I sipped and sipped. I must have been drinking a lot because I heard the sound of people coming in and one suddenly spoke. “Whoa, somebody’s about to create another desert.” I knew only Aspen would come up with such a terrible dad joke so I used up my energy to flip him off from the bed, which made everyone else laugh.

] Jack: [Reply quickly! The messages were heartbreaking, giving me no chance to breathe. Finally, he wrote: [Fine, don't reply if you don't want to!] He then tagged me in the group chat. Jack: [Stop partying, @Ariana. Remember to take your morning-after pill (Doge emoji)] Lina immediately followed with a message. Lina: [I've wasted all these years abroad. I'm not even as open-minded as Ariana (Laughing while covering mouth emoji)]

I scrambled to my feet, tucking my phone into my chest like a secret. “Coming!” … Jenna hooked her arm through mine as we strolled past clothing stores and cafés, her bag already held two dresses she didn’t need. I couldn’t wipe the smile off my face. “You are glowing, Ash!” She teased, bumping me with her shoulder. “Don’t think I didn’t notice the dopey look on your face when I walked in. Spill! Did someone finally message you something better than a lame pickup line?” I rolled my eyes playfully, “Maybe.”