Dad Joke Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Boring.” It wasn’t surprising that he was mocking them. The contents of these little notes were utterly unoriginal, filled with cheesy pick-up lines. Some asked directly for her contact details, while others were more detailed: “I’m the guy sitting at your seven o’clock. If you turn around, we’ll be friends.” There were even some who gave their phone numbers directly, listing their height, weight, and hobbies, and claiming they had no bad habits, no ex-girlfriends, and were as pure as a blank sheet of paper.

he smirked, the edge returning to his voice. "Right," Jake deadpanned behind his screens. "So now when your fiancée phones, we all play dumb like we just heard you flip to 'soft-mode Damian'?" The room burst out in laughter once again. "'Hey babe,'" Jackson parodied in a sickly falsetto. "'How was your day, babe?'" "Y'all want KP duty for a month?" Damian threatened, squinting but not making the effort to hide the grinning smirk spreading across his face.

* - *Mason* I smiled at his attempt at flirting. *that was so cheesy. haha* - *Me* *oh you haven't seen cheesy* - *Mason* I raised my brow and seconds later , another text came in. *Is it just me, or do you make every room you enter instantly brighter?* - *Mason* I laughed out loud at this. *hahaha. did you just G****e this?* - *Me* *I don't have to G****e pickup lines , Dahlia. I'm just naturally good.* - *Mason*

said Jisung with a chuckle. “Respect dude. I am a lot older than you” said Hyun Bin sharply at the same time, but Jaemin just rolled his eyes at both of them. “Did you really think it was sexy?? Unbelievable!! That was the extremely terrible pickup line I have heard in my 1000 years life. I am feeling the secondhand embarrassment because of you!! I have never been so much embarrassed in my life!!” said Eric giving him weird looks and anyone could tell by looking at him how gross he was feeling.