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The Billionaire's Regret

The Billionaire's Regret

Queenmsethan page wife
"Ah! Nothing, Jared. Your mother and I are just talking about something. She told me a joke, and it was so funny, which is why I burst out laughing." "May I know what joke it is, Dada?" Jessie laughed. "Oh, it is not for kids, Jared. Do not worry; once you finish your sketches there, Dada will tell you some jokes. Is that alright?" Jared thought about it for a couple of seconds before he nodded his head. "Alright, Dada!" Then he goes back to his sketch pad again. Jessie covered his mouth and chuckled as he took a glance at me. I glared at him and bumped his shoulder.
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THE BET

THE BET

KEESU Y.story about car accidentnow i drive alone past your street
Deji laughing "Okay I will let you sleep now. Good night beautiful" Danielle chuckling "Good night" Danielle was shaking her head and still laughing at his cheesy pick up lines when she got a notification. She opened her Whatsupp and saw the pictures Deji sent. He is decent. Actually he is more than decent. She saw a picture where he is topless and stretched out like a professional model. "Hmmm nice. Those abs looks rock hard. Too bad you are not Jayden" Danielle saved his number as Smooth Talker Deji. She was contemplating if she should call Janet and ask about her and Jayden when her phone rang and she saw that it was Janet calling.
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LOVE BY CONTRACT

LOVE BY CONTRACT

KELSYLVmy marriage makes me feel dead inside
It is obvious why he came and it annoyed me that he will do it knowing that she is with me. “Have we met before?” I scoffed inside at his cliche pick up line. Dude a teenager can do better than this. “I don’t think so,” Kamaria said politely and turned away from the guy to speak to me, effectively dismissing him but he wouldn’t take the hint. He tapped Kamaria on the shoulder to get her attention. “Don’t be like that baby, why don’t you give me your number and we can talk more over a glance of wine, and may be something more,” he flashed her a charming grin that I am sure has gotten him into a lot of girls pants.
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Accidental Baby, Falling For The Billionaire.

Accidental Baby, Falling For The Billionaire.

SeunpeaceSecret LoveIndependentSweet LoveRebelSteamyHeir/HeirnessPregnantMisunderstandingFast-Paced Plot
He opened up to me last night! I hope we remain good together. It would be a shame for the both of us to separate after the talk last night. I opened the paper to read. Dear Dalia, Roses are red, Sky is blue, Of them all, I love you. My cheeks became suddenly hot and I folded the letter. What was that? It was the most cliche thing I have ever heard. Couldn't he find better pick up lines? I chuckled at the thought of him researching just to make me happy. His serious face and all…
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Lovers  In Disguise

Lovers In Disguise

xavier
"Condoms are in the car, darling, if you need any," Jazz unhelpfully supplies, before we grin at each other again as if we really think that is a great pickup line. "I meant your books," she clarifies. "Baby, what I can do to you they don't teach in any books," I drawl, then actually wink at her. She's obviously not impressed. "Gentlemen, please correct me if I'm wrong, but you don't seem to be taking this matter very
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Shattered Vows

Shattered Vows

Dalia Bamy's wedding dress secret lifeamelia quest topless
I burst out laughing so hard I nearly choked on my soda. Jenna looks deeply unimpressed. “Yeah, real fucking funny,” she mutters, side-eyeing both of us. “Keep laughing, you bunch of soggy mofos. I’ll remember this when you two need someone to body a man for you in public and I’m too busy teaching spin hooks to felons named Big Maria.” Dawn snorts into her drink. “You’d thrive in there, don’t lie.” “Shut up,” Jenna says, but she’s already smiling.
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Taming the Dangerous CEO

Taming the Dangerous CEO

Death Wishjesse turning redjasminx sex
“And I want to court you to be my girlfriend.” Even worse! I shrugged my head in disapproval. “You’re joking.” “Do I look like it?” “You don’t look like a clown but damn, you have a talent to be one,” I spat in annoyance. “What did you even saw in me? I’m not even beautiful!” “You are! I was in fact, blinded by your dazzling beauty,” I frowned at his clichéd pickup line. It was so cheesy I wanted to puke again right now to turn him off. I always hated awkward moments like this.
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Fake Socialite? Joke's on My Blind Date

Fake Socialite? Joke's on My Blind Date

Celestial PivotMistressPlot TwistsFeel-Good StoryGirl PowerFace SlappingRegret
She broke into a contemptuous smile as she glanced at the caller ID and promptly put it on speaker. "Hello?" Grandpa's robust voice came through from the other end of the line. "Jillian, how did the blind date go?" Marlene replied arrogantly, "I take it you're Jillian's grandfather? Your granddaughter owes me two thousand dollars, so she's being held at my restaurant. "Listen up, old geezer—you'd better hurry up and bring the money here to bail her out. Otherwise, I'll strip every last one of those fakes off her and throw her out onto the street."
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The Assassin and Her Alpha Mates

The Assassin and Her Alpha Mates

C.A. Maddenkidsi can't believe my little sister is this cutehello kitty is bad
The memory was so vivid I could almost smell the candles—he always mixed the scents just right. A real smile tugged at my lips since I lost them for the first time. “And when he screwed up? Forget flowers—he’d come home with a spa gift card. Oh, and his jokes…” I laughed wetly. “God, the terrible pick-up lines.” “Like what?” Luke asked softly as he pulled back onto the road.
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