Jejemon Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

I told them while I am walking out of the building. “You’re really the best! We will be waiting at the parking lot” the girl from the other line said. I hung up and continued walking. Another guy proves that all man is the same, JERK!! This is very fun and playing with guys who think they’re such a ‘JUSTINE BEIBER’ who can fool around with girls and think that they can have all the girls they want and even boast to their friends how they get them is a whole bunch of a stupid guys!

Emily exclaimed picking up the grape from her drink, pulling it out of the pick with her teeth. "I would rather get with a random stranger" she said buying the idea of hooking up with a random stranger now that the option was that or Jake's father. "But isn't he so dreamy" Jennifer gawked unable to take her eyes off him, she had always had a crush on him, but knew it was impossible since he was her father's best friend. "He is" Emily replied not sparing him a second glance. "well if you don't, Rose would" Jenifer chuckles.

She narrowed her eyes while shoving the fries into her mouth. Colton gave her cheek a peck. "I will be happy if you are fat. So no one will like you." Jess's eyes bulged, and she slapped his arm playfully. Colton laughed. "If no one likes you, I do not have to be afraid all the time that someone will steal you away from me." Jess rolled her eyes and kissed him enough to shut him up. Good Lord, what was it with all the guys today? They kept throwing cheesy lines.

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May❤: It's because I think you're sweet (￣^￣) Jason🍭: youre amazing you know that May❤: Send me a screenshot so I can see what you saved me as Jason🍭: [Image] May❤: And the heart? Jason🍭: because seeing you makes my heart skip a beat May❤: Where did you get that line? Jason🍭: i dont wanna jinx it but i did it coz i think you will be the greatest love i have ever known May❤: Dude, stop. I'll block you if you keep being so cheesy (¬_¬)ﾉ

Kids these days! Simone was talking to Eva about some upcoming dance and I was chatting with them too until my fake boyfriend decided to text me and his cheesy pick-up lines instantly became much more exciting than the discussion of when and where to go shopping. Blackmailer- 'And lemme guess, now you feel awesome? Super amazing? Dance-all-through- the-night great?' I bit my lip, fighting a huge smile from spreading on my lips. 'No, I feel neutral. You aren't anything special.'

And talking about beauty, Jeremy was no comparison to Cena. "Very smooth, Cena. But I must warn you. I have heard my fair share of pick-up lines." He leaned in, a mischievous glint in his eyes, and nodded. "Challenge accepted. How about this one?" He rolled his eyes and continued. "Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile." I couldn't help but grin and play along while I enjoyed the banter. As we enjoyed our meal, Cena shared stories about his Lycan pack, and I was captivated by his words, forgetting the complexities of my heart-wrenching past for a moment.

If he's smart, he'd back off. Dylan thought "someone" was a guy. Hopefully, he'd think so as well. And I'm back to thinking about him. Ugh. It's the weird pizza guy's fault. I cringe my nose and frown, tapping my feet impatiently. "If you were here with me, I'd never leave your side. Not for a second." Gross. That's hand's down the worse pickup line I've gotten in a while. Seriously? "Thank you." I mumble, biting my bottom lips in annoyance. Fuck, when will this pizza get off the fricking oven?

Text message. "Clever. Very clever. You hid Emma where I couldn't find her. You set traps inside traps. You outthought me for once. I'm impressed. But Bethany, this doesn't change anything. I'll find her eventually. I have time. I have patience. I have resources. You had one chance to catch me and you missed. Now I go underground. Deep underground. And when I resurface, years from now when you're comfortable and complacent, that's when I'll take her. That's when I'll hurt everyone you love. You haven't won. You've just delayed the inevitable. Sleep well. -JP"

and I think I was beginning to love him. Another special charm of his was his habit of sending me the corniest pickup line. It doesn’t matter what time of the day it is; he will always send one, and they are such a mood booster for me. It was on such an occasion that Liam found me. I was in my office, sitting on my desk, and swinging my legs as a child. He had messaged me that he got the perfect lines, and I was waiting to hear it out. "Hmm, I don’t know if I want to know what is going on here." Liam eyed me as he saw me. "What is making you all excited and giggly? That is very unlike you."