Dark Humor Dad Jokes Novels & Stories

I've been married to my wife, Stacy Howard, for 12 years now. She doesn't let me sleep with her unless it's on the 5th or 20th of the month. I thought she was just uninterested in physical intimacy. That is, until I accidentally witness her walking together with her first love, Devin Fisher, on the street on Thanksgiving Day. Stacy, who's always cold and aloof to me, is actually smiling softly at Devin. Our daughter, Tammy Gilbert, tags along with them as well. She holds Devin's hand while calling him "daddy" in the sweetest tone ever. Instead of demanding answers from Stacy, I turn around and head home. There, I dig out the divorce agreement that I've already prepared in advance.

Natalie’s life shattered when she walked in on her boyfriend of two years having sex with her best friend on her graduation day. Feeling hurt and betrayed, Natalie followed her sister to an exclusive, masked theme club and had sex with a stranger who was twice her age. She was disowned by her parents and got more than she bargained for when she discovered she was pregnant after leaving the city. Six years later, Natalie had become a big shot as a cybersecurity specialist and was given an assignment to fix a breach in the biggest Tech company in the same city that held the biggest memory for her. But she soon find out that the man she slept with at the club six years ago was the wealthiest

Mia has secretly wanted her best friend’s father, Alexander Voss, for years. To him, she was always just a kid. But right after she turns 18, her best friend Lily invites her on a luxury family vacation at a private beach resort. When Alexander steps out of the pool, dripping wet and more attractive than ever, Mia decides this is her chance. She will do whatever it takes to seduce him. What begins as a thrilling game of forbidden attraction quickly turns dangerous. Secret touches, stolen nights, and intense passion pull them deeper together. But every moment carries huge risk. Lily starts to notice strange things. Old family secrets come to light. Someone watches them from the shadows. Li

Because of her stepsister Lily's plot, Miranda accidentally spent the night with a stranger. Afterwards, Miranda found herself pregnant. But her baby was taken by Lily. 6 years later, she's the mysterious Healer, returning to the pack with her kids for revenge. But the AlphaKing drags her to the registry office. Her: You have the wrong person! Him: You thought you could run away again like that morning? Just then, the kids appear. Him: "And you stole two other kids from me?!"

My father hates my mother for ruining his chance with his first love, and his hatred spills onto me, the unwanted child who carries her blood. I'm 18 when I'm kidnapped. The abductor calls Dad, who is a police officer, and threatens him. Dad thinks I staged the whole thing myself and tells the man to slice me apart if he wants to. The abductor tortures me to death. He even cuts my body into pieces and feeds it to the fish. Only then does Dad lose his mind. He tracks down the abductor and hacks him to death.

After catching her fiancé buried between her sister’s thighs, Maria ran. Straight into the arms of the last man she should’ve fallen for—his father. ~~~~ MARIA: The future I imagined went to shit the night before my wedding. Being betrayed by those closest to me nearly fucked me up, leaving me broken and in need of an escape. When I fled, I did it with zero plans—nothing but rage in my heart and my suitcase in hand. But then fate threw me into Declan: older, dangerously compelling, but also equally scarred. He took me in when I was stranded—no questions asked. It was the last thing I expected, but he continued to care for me, keep me safe and... warm me up. In more ways than one. A

My dad is a rich scion who has been kidnapped to a compound. He keeps telling me that he'll escape with me since I was a little kid. When I was six years old, Dad made all the preparations to escape. He planned on leaving the compound with me. But I didn't hesitate to expose Dad's plans to my grandma just for a piece of bread. While I munched on the bread happily, Dad got strung up on a tree and whipped mercilessly by others. He glared at me resentfully while screaming at me for being a bastard. Hearing his cursing made me sad. I couldn't understand why Dad wanted to leave this home. Three days later, Dad killed himself by smashing his head against a boulder. After Mom got drunk, she a

Helen's world came crashing down when her boyfriend, who promised to make her his luna, cheated on her with his fated mate. As if things couldn't turn more worse, she realized on the night of the blood moon that her mate was her ex boyfriend's father. What would she do when the said man is her father's best friend? And what should they do when her father is against their relationship?

Belle catches her boyfriend cheating with her best friend on their one year anniversary. Feeling humiliated and heartbroken, Belle finds herself in a VIP club with the friends she was supposed to be on a double date with, trying to forget everything for one night until she meets him. James Wilder, a dangerously hot billionaire who seeks to claim her body and soul until he becomes her only obsession. Belle thought tonight was about losing her virginity to Sam, but she ends up having a wild steamy encounter with James. The man who turned out to be the CEO of the company she just started working at, her boss, and worst of all, her best friend Tania’s father. Belle believes fate is on her

He found her when she was at her lowest and offered her the lifeline she needed the most, that was where their story began. When their relationship reaches an all new height, tragedy rips them apart, making him believe that was their end. Six years later he finds her again but she isn't the girl he once knew. Deeply lost in the world of drugs, violence, and gangs will he be able to bring her back to the light, even if it means risking both their lives in the process? Or will they go their separate ways?