Dark Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

".....I think I'll get you handcuffs or maybe a sexy maid outfit or much better a sexy police officer uniform so you can definitely send me to jail for falling in love with you" This just went from flirting to extremely cheesy. Diane couldn't help but giggle. "Who taught you that?" She tried to suppress her laughter. "That's awful" Dario pouted " that was one of my best pick up lines" "And girls fall for it? I'm truly shocked" She folded her arms giving him a fake shocked look. "They always do " he boasted " I was the most chased after during my years in highschool and college" "I thought Ronnie was the most chased after in highschool?"

“Are you a keyboard?” “Why?” I ask, even though I already know this one. “Because you’re just my type.” I already know these pickup lines, but shit, why am I getting giddy. Heck! Am I gay? Boys shouldn’t be acting like this. “Are you this thing called darkness?” “Why?” “Because at the time that I saw you, I can’t see nobody else, Stephen.” My heart beats even worse when she moves her face close to me.” Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?” She asks, then her eyes look down at my lips.

Kids these days! Simone was talking to Eva about some upcoming dance and I was chatting with them too until my fake boyfriend decided to text me and his cheesy pick-up lines instantly became much more exciting than the discussion of when and where to go shopping. Blackmailer- 'And lemme guess, now you feel awesome? Super amazing? Dance-all-through- the-night great?' I bit my lip, fighting a huge smile from spreading on my lips. 'No, I feel neutral. You aren't anything special.'

“Sorry about that, just thinking out loud.” “What is the world coming to when a gorgeous girl sits at my bar alone? Is this tragedy? Or a fortuitous turn of events for me?” He smirked. I swiveled in my stool to face him. The full weight of Damon’s gaze tore right through all my barriers. Crap! So much for my covert reconnaissance mission. And then his words finally struck home. “Excuse me? Is that your go-to pick up line?” I accused while fighting a smile.

His face is wet. He is the most compelling sight I have seen in any elevator on any floor in any building. "Marcus," I breathe. "Mm." He wipes his chin with the back of his hand. "I want you inside me," I say. "Right here. In this elevator. I do not care even slightly." He reaches into his back pocket. I raise an eyebrow. "Hope," he says simply. Men with hope around in their back pocket for as long as they can be put to good use. I am apparently a woman who attracts hope.

Dawn rolled her eyes, seeming to be shouting at the top of her lungs to make herself heard “I’m disappointed in you. Is that really the kind of guy you want, with that kind of bad pick-up line?” “I’m not being jealous…” Dawn’s friend whined, pouting “I’m just saying… It’s hard enough to compete with Deborah when she walked around the college hallways in sweaters and sweatshirts. How can I believe any guy will come on to me while we’re standing next to… That?” she pointed at Deborah’s entire body, almost hurt “And with that hair?”

I look straight into the camera, cum sticky and warm on my lips and cheeks, chest heaving, pussy still throbbing and dripping. “Happy... fucking... Thanksgiving, bitches.”

You might want to dial it back a little bit because I'm already obssessed. I was so red from blushing and I look like an idiot trying to keep my calm composure while I'm internally screaming and I'm fighting the urge to smile. He gently hold my cheeks, "It really works, huh? Damon's cheesy pick up lines to make you look cuter." That's unfair, that's a double kill from Dylan.

Definitely that had sexual chains but I didn’t want to jump into unhealthy conclusions. “Oh, that”. He said with a slight grin. “Just wanted to use a hot pick up line. I heard that phrase was pretty good and I tried it out”. Zack uttered which made me inwardly roll my eyes. And here I was, thinking about multiple things since he had said that phrase. “So, you thought that ‘I want you’ was actually going to freak me?”, I asked weirdly. “You’ve used your question, my turn”. He voiced out shifting nearer to me but I didn’t give him the reaction he wanted.