Dark Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Not everyone is destined to be mopy all day.” “I was happy this morning.” Flipping him off, he just laughed and sat down on the other side of Jo. “Seriously, why are you so happy?” Beau leaned over Jo and looked at him. “I used this sick pickup line on a girl and it worked.” “I got one for you.” I said, glancing at Steele. “Oh yeah? Let’s hear it.” All eyes turned to me as I set my rag down. “Are you a smoke detector? Because you won’t shut up and fucking annoying.”

Irresistible. Don't think about that. “Pastel, aye?” His smirk is slow, deliberate. “I wonder if they do pastel Ferraris.” I fight the urge to roll my eyes. What a pick up line. Bragging about his Ferrari? You're in a cheap diner. Granted, this food is decent and the atmosphere is very nice, but it isn't one of those high end restaurants in the town centre. White glove service and all. So what is Mr. Madden doing here? He doesn't look like a diner kind of man at all. And so don't all of his friends.

“I don’t need a visual of you shaking your dick in some poor girl’s face.” He laughs. “You should try it.” “No way would he do it,” Quinton says from the chair, his attention focused on the hockey game. “More like no way would you do it,” I shoot back, giving him a pointed look. “Hey, the ladies like their dark men thick,” he says, rubbing his hand over his not-that-thick belly. “Trust me, I don’t need to dance at bachelorette parties to get the goods.” “You’re both pathetic,” I say. “I would have thought that our days of university were behind"

Dante scolded "No I didn't even think of my question I just blurted it out" "People like me who have the blood of so many people don't smile and if you ever find out one of my dark secrets then you'll be against me smiling" "Why don't you try opening up for real.. why don't you try giving yourself a chance at love I promise it's a wonderful feeling and when you eventually do fall in love you wouldn't be ready to ever let go of the hand you love" "Love! You've loved a man and where has that ever gotten you?"

He hated people who assumed a second line was theirs and then got so animatedly guilty when they realized the— supposed—mistake they’d made. He lifted his head and pressed his one clean nostril so he could suck more air through the coke nostril, making sure to suck every little sign of the shit up into his brain. And then his brain began to buzz. “That’s sweet shit,” Dink said to Sonny Boy who feigned politeness in a grand gesture of relieving Dink of the tray. The second line was going to be Sonny Boy’s. “Tell me something,” Dinkleberry said. “Have you come across a video of naked boys under twelve being drawn and quartered?”

"Ma'am, pick me instead. I have a nice body!" "Pick me, I have good stamina!" "Pick me, I know many tricks!"

*I rasp, nipping and sucking at the sensitive skin of your throat. *With a sudden burst of strength, I flip our positions, pinning you to the mattress. Looming over you, I drink in the sight of your flushed face and heaving chest, pupils blown wide with desire.* Gonna ruin you for anyone else, *I promise darkly, ripping open your scrubs to expose your bra-clad breasts.* No one else will ever satisfy you like I can.

"I even wondered if you are a band-aid, because I scraped my knees falling for you." "..." "Anyway, are you single?" "..." "If you are, I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single." Chocolate got tired of the man's pickup line. She bored a look at him and dropped her threat, "Get lost. I'm capable of killing you, BASTARD." The man, who planned of saying: 'Are you a vegetable? You are so cute-cumber.' But he retreated his plan because this woman in front of him isn't cute at all!