Cruelest Joke Novels & Stories

It was short and uneven, like it had been chewed on by a wild animal. The laughter and howls from the crowd continued. I walked off the stage and through the crowd, past all the smiling eyes that looked at me like I was a clown. I didn't cry. Not a single tear. I felt nothing. Just the cold certainty that my entire eighteen years had been a joke. And I was the punchline.

He murmured, ruefully. I badly didn't want to see him sad anymore. "Jokes could help.You can tell me jokes" "Jokes"He said more to himself as if thinking of something up. "Well, I think I heard this somewhere,I don't really remember how it starts or ends but the punch line is...'Get lost,you old cargo'!" I grimaced. "So am I supposed to laugh to an half joke?" He pouted."I'm an hopeless joke teller" I couldn't stop myself from laughing not because of his half joke but because of how hopeless he looked.

“You lied, you tricked us, we won’t tell you anything if we’re stuck in here anyway. There’s no point in coming clean with the likes of you!” I throw back my head and laugh at the attempted insult. Not only are these creatures just as stupid as Ted, but turns out they’re a bunch of comedians too. “That’s fine,” I finally say, wiping off the tear from my eye from laughing too hard. “I’ll just gut you. Every single one of you. Instead of crushing you and killing you fast, I’ll kill slowly, one by one, while the rest of you watch. And don’t worry, I won’t get tired or bored, quite the opposite - I know I’ll enjoy every second of sitting here and skinning some alive, gutting others, shoving kniv

“Hey, no brooding. This is an adventure, not a prison sentence. Let me distract you.” She turned to him, her expression wary. “What are you going to do? Tell me one of your terrible jokes?” “You wound me,” he said, clutching his chest dramatically. “But yes. Absolutely.” He cleared his throat, adopting a serious tone. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other?” Riele blinked, momentarily thrown off. “Why?” “Because they don’t have the guts.” The joke was terrible. Absolutely awful. But Riele burst into laughter anyway, the tension in her chest breaking apart with each giggle. Jay grinned, triumphant, as if her joy were his greatest victory.

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The fisherman looks on in disbelief, saying he hadn't seen anyone come in. Of course not, no one sees it. They open the trunk-like crate and turn it over on the floor, revealing fishing nets and then Celeste, all wet and coughing up water as she tries to catch her breath. Her black hair is plastered to her face, her clothes are plastered to her body, and her face is red from coughing. She looks up at me, swallowing hard and then laying down on the floor. - I hate you! - She screams. “I said no jokes. — I spoke firmly and saw everyone surprised by Celeste's escape. "Take her to her room and lock her up."

He had another glance at his watch and said, “Four more minutes.” “Damn it! You can really put up a show!” Densel continued to sneer, “I’m impressed by how strong your mentality is.” The other employees started to mock and sneer at Andrius. “You keep it up. I bet he can’t even cry when the time is up.” “I remember the last pretentious prick died a horrible death. A truck ran over him, his head exploded, and his body was dragged for several kilometers.” “Damn. When they discovered the body, it looked horrible.”

I ignored his attempts to get under my skin because all I cared about at the moment was him. “Because watching you drown yourself would’ve ruined my chances at passing Rogue Psychology,” I muttered, gripping his arm and pulling him up. He hissed through his teeth as I steadied him. “I said I’m fine, prince.” “I’ll be the judge of that,” I replied, “Give me your knee.” “What?! Are you nuts?” “What? Scared I’ll drown you?” I smirked. Then it hit me —an actual joke. Since when did I crack jokes?

My body suddenly jerked as I busted out in laughter. My hand gripped my chest, stopping myself from choking. I knew Brooks was funny, but I never knew he was this much of a clown. He almost made me believe his shit. Almost!! And trust me when I said he was a real clown, because why was he also laughing. He fucking joined me in laughing. He knew he had just told me the joke of the century. “Did you change profession?” My laughter faded into the air.

"Did you know the cockroach is the most handsome creature in the world?" "Why?" - Shin. "Because, just when the cockroach walks, someone is already screaming and, when it lands on you, they still thrilled it with a jump-Aahh!" I shouted, then stood up. "Hahaha... you're right, your joke about the cockroach is funny-hahaha ..." Supposing that Shin threw a cockroach at me, I was surprised and stood up. "Shut up!" I said, in irritation. "Okay! Okay! I will stop, but that joke of yours isn't good. Aren't there any more funny jokes?"