Darkest Jokes Novels & Stories

The long Jacket guy asked and I stood up in pain,it was as if thousands of pins were split into my head. His eyes blazed,a warning was burning within and I knew that this creature wasn't ordinary,maybe the devil created him specially. "Atleast you just confirmed you're deaf,despite the fact that you've got long ears" I say and one of his men laughed. "You're fired!!!" He told the guy who laughed. The whole room was still and quiet as if the world was dead,shock was written on everyone's faces as they watched the drama. "I thought I was talking to a human, but it's obvious I was talking to a beast. You think this aura of yours will bring respect...hehe,you're just the lonely dark creature you

Okay, this shit got to stop, maybe I should try a joke or something? “Hello triple Ds” I say chuckling awkwardly and they just stand there not knowing what to say. “you know, because the names of the three of you starts with a D” I explain my bad joke. “Yah we got it” Dylan says with a fake chuckle, okay, maybe that joke can still be saved. “I’m a double D myself” I say laughing liking my own joke and all their eyes instantly go to my breasts. I choke in my laughter when Derek lets out an angry growl and I sink further inside my hoodie while Dylan starts counting the specks of dust on the floor and Dean find the light fixtures very interesting all of a sudden.

I ask him. “By how much he is coffin,” Max laughs. “That is far worse than my joke, and I’m telling Jasper,” I laugh with him. “I think we should have a night dedicated to the worst joke teller, and we can all put forward our worst jokes,” he tells me. I think it’s a great idea; we should have silly nights together to help us bond. I continue laughing as the Lycan Kingdom comes into view, and we can see a large gathering of people.

The malicious speculation online kept getting worse and worse. "He's probably just trying to make money off of all this." "Only someone desperate for money would be insane enough to do this." "I suggest everyone stop sympathizing with them. This is just a stunt to grab public attention." Some people even started fabricating "tragic stories" about our family. One said that we owed millions of dollars in debt, another claimed Mom had a terminal illness, and some even said Dad was being chased by debt collectors and was going to jump off a building.

“HAHAHAHAHHA!” “I can’t believe our alpha is so…. HAHAHAHA!” “WEAK! HAHAHAHAHAH!” It was Augustus who continued Amadeo’s words, bursting out in laughter all together. Even Theodore was chuckling embarrassedly, hiding his laughter but his face says it all. He’s laughing at Dark too! “ENOUGH!” Dark slammed his hand on the table again. But fortunately, it didn’t break in two anymore. He stood up, his face as dark at the Northern stormy skies.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Mokunfayo Badmus: Seated in the large creamery, the only thing blaring in my head as I watched the lips, of the boy seating opposite me, moved to inform me of the biggest joke of the century was; You have got to be kidding me! I'd driven furiously all the way across town, frustrated and sick with worry to see a hale, hearty and all dapper Stephen only for a piece of joke? You have got to be kidding me! In silence, I waited patiently for the face of the boy before me to slowly morph into a look of mischief as he laughed out loud and tease me about the look on my face when he dropped the 'bombshell'. I waited for him to tell me 'JK, LOL, aunty you take things too seriously', then I would

Present I don't have time to reply. I feel the sting on my arm, again, almost instantly I begin to border on unconsciousness and finally I go into a deep darkness. The last thing I saw was his evil look and the hint of victory on his cyanide lips. ... I wake up abruptly, jumping immediately, because a bucket of icy water has been suddenly thrown at me. The cause is that damned Russian who won't stop shouting at the top of his lungs. I barely manage to find myself in a bathroom, not just any, this place is luxury everywhere. There is no longer a trace of that old room he was in. I'm naked, it's humiliating to be like this, exposed to the unfortunate... Aleksander? I think that's his name.

On the day of our wedding, my fiance's best friend, Penny Lynd, showed me a video, smiling as she said, "Hey, Lydia. I've already educated Aron for you. He's now a real stud, so enjoy!" I felt my breath leaving my lungs as they made love in the video, while Aron Quaker laughed, clapping her shoulder. "Where did you get that AI video? I only took your clothes off that one time." While he was laughing without a care, I felt like I'd just fallen into an abyss. Seeing me lose my cool, Penny laughed out loud too. "There! I knew it would upset Lydia! She's so dumb that she can't even tell that it's an AI video—and a bet's a bet! Starting today, we will be married for three days." It was only t

He chuckled lightly, but his expression still looked the same. “Yeah I'm sure a teenager like you doesn't act so desperate just to have a single friend.” I gaped at him in utter shock. He was practically mocking me. I didn't understand why he was so dark and mysterious, and yet he was so ridiculously good-looking. This was so unfair gosh. Once he noticed my frustration he smiled perfectly showing off his white teeth and I felt like my stomach did a flip. A single dimple appeared on his right cheek. No. If he thought that I was one of those girls who helplessly fell head over heels in love with him just because he was a bad boy then he was definitely in for a very big surprise.

Leesa had to give the guy credit. He didn’t seem to let the catcalls and groans bother him. He either had the thickest skin in the world, or he thought the derision was in some twisted way an approval of his act. His jokes were new, but were equally as dumb as the last time. She wondered if he wrote the stuff himself or got it from some website—stupidjokes.com, maybe.