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She would rival Meghan, she thought wryly. Demis was absent from the dinner table. “He’s resting in bed,” Francine explained. “There has been too much excitement for one day.” Meghan, brilliant as a butterfly in emerald lace, laughed thinly. “Excitement? Here on this godforsaken rock? You’ve got to be joking!” “This is a difficult time for all of us,” Francine murmured. “He’s dying but I might as well be dead too,” Meghan complained bitterly. “I absolutely hate this place.”

Please? After hearing his words, I felt nothing at all. No one knew how hard I had tried in the past to earn a bit of recognition from him. But now, all I felt was irony and ridicule when I heard his plea to win me back. I let out a cold laugh. "Did you really think I was the one who planned to get you drunk back then? Alexander, you're so smart… Have you never once questioned if there was something off about the whole incident?" Alexander furrowed his brows deeply. "Who else could it be if not you?"

LUCAS You know that thing people say? What's it again? Yeah, I remember. They say something like, “the darkest hour is just before dawn”. Uhm . . . I'm not sure that applies to everyone's life. Sometimes it's just dark and it gets darker and there's never any promise of seeing light. just seems to never come. That's pretty much how I felt at the moment. I had searched for this Lunarry spell and no one knew what it was, or if it even exists anymore. What does that mean for me? Should I give up already?

“Ohh please tell me its some underworld mafia center don , vampire, werewolf 7 feet tall who has been running his underworld business using this haunted house as a cover but he doesn't know my superpower that I can see and talk to ghosts” I said excitedly. The darkness goes completely silent. Then a woman's voice says: “...You watch too many dramas.” I grin. “That's not a no.” A soft laugh echoes through the tunnel. My phone flashlight suddenly turns back on.

"I pissed it off? No, fuck no. It pissed me off. It killed my friend and took her. Where'd it take her? What is it? Who the hell are you?" The corner of his mouth quirked up as he made a small approving hmph. "You're just like her," he whispered. "What's that supposed to mean?" He shook his head and remained silent. "Are you going to answer any of my questions?" I asked. He shrugged. "Depends what they are." "What's the darkness?" He shook his head. "Why is it pissed?" He shook his head. I balled up my fists. "What the hell is that?" I pointed at the glowing firefly-like thing.

After this laughter, they all become the most miserable persons in this whole city. They want to make Emily ruins but now they all going to become a laughing stock in the whole city.

“Why are you laughing? Is my name that funny?” “How isn’t it funny? There’s a saying that the day will never understand the darkness of the night. Look at your name. Dayton Night? Are you the night that admires the light of the day? You’d better not admire the light of day anymore. Can’t you just remain in the darkness of the night?” She did not know if she had said something wrong or triggered his nerves. Anyway, the man’s languid expression changed at once.

It was a random question that I wasn't expecting but I answered truthfully, "lights on." "Are you scared of the dark?" "Aren't we all?" "No. Why be scared of what is resident in all our souls. I think we are a mixture of light and darkness. The more you run from it, you end up denying your own very nature." I looked at him eyes wide, "Wow. Wow. Wow." He laughed at my fascination. "I swear, I said it three times for ambulance effect, because make it make sense why you are engaging me in a fake deep conversation instead of about sex and daddy-isms."

Fumbling on her feet, Z laughed, a heavy, cruel one that made even Dark stood from his throne, looking wildly at Z whose hair has been streaked with quite a darkness that honors the night, dotting stars twinkling from it as though some kind of hairpins. “How lovely it is to see you, Dark Sylvania!” Z looked over her shoulder. Dark moved back a little, gritting his teeth. Her eyes shamed even death, where the flames darker than the night flickered through, dancing like wildfires. “Now, don’t be shy, m’dear. It’s just me. Your greatest nightmare.” And she laughed once again…

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