Deep Thought Funny Novels & Stories

He could almost mistake him as a mad man for laughing so hard. “Oh my god.” He wiped the tears on his eyes from all the chortling that he made. “You’re so funny. I didn’t know that delusional people these days are this funny.” Irvin didn’t say anything. He only glared at him as he keep on laughing at him. “ANd you really think that you can do that?” “Why not? You’re the one who’s doing crime here. You’re the one who should be scared, not me.”

“She's starting to make jokes now.” “I was always funny,” I shot back. “You just weren’t paying attention.” Juno giggled from across the room. “You’re one of the most serious people I know, Thea. I think the last time you tried to tell a joke, it was about F. Scott Fitzgerald.” The brothers and Juno all laughed, but it wasn’t mean-spirited. It was gentle, teasing. Easy. “Hey!” I protested. “There’s lots of humor to be found in classic literature. Just look at Shakespeare! He’s full of excellent jokes.”

They all laugh thickly and heavily. They cough and laughter. All combined to my very embarasment. Their every disastrous laughter gets to me. It sinks svd dissolves deeply into my frsigle innocent brain. It continually quakes my brain. Feels as though a roughly functional tractor rides through my evefy brains skull. As though it continually till my brain as soils sre tilled. It's sure devastating and unbearable.

“… is unsettling.” I couldn’t breathe. Another deep laugh erupted from somewhere inside me, so powerful it bent me over slightly as I grabbed my stomach. “Goddess…” I wheezed. “I forgot…” I struggled to inhale. “… how funny you actually are.” Zayden smirked. “Don’t get used to it.”

On the day of our wedding, my fiance's best friend, Penny Lynd, showed me a video, smiling as she said, "Hey, Lydia. I've already educated Aron for you. He's now a real stud, so enjoy!" I felt my breath leaving my lungs as they made love in the video, while Aron Quaker laughed, clapping her shoulder. "Where did you get that AI video? I only took your clothes off that one time." While he was laughing without a care, I felt like I'd just fallen into an abyss. Seeing me lose my cool, Penny laughed out loud too. "There! I knew it would upset Lydia! She's so dumb that she can't even tell that it's an AI video—and a bet's a bet! Starting today, we will be married for three days." It was only t

one of the other Elders wondered making the rest laugh. These old men don’t even have teeth at the back. How the fuck do they still laugh in sync together in perfect harmony ? Although their laughs are too shrill for men to have. Ughh. Stupid whiny voice boxes. “Looks like she will be worth more dead than alive afterall,” another remarked and the rest of the assholes guffawed even louder at that. “She is nothing ! If she were in my toilet I wouldn't even bother flushing it. My bath mat means more to me than her,” another scumbag commented and then noises similar to cackling geese echoed throughout the place.

"I f*cking made a mistake when I called it boring." Art laughed at her and she sulked. "Oh, yes. This is definitely not boring." ____

"You ordered a latte and spilled it on your shirt. All over your shirt. It was everywhere. You looked like a disaster. A beautiful disaster. The most beautiful disaster I'd ever seen." "Because you made me laugh. Because you told that terrible joke. The one about the chicken crossing the road. The one I still don't find funny." "Because you're easy to make laugh." "Because you're funny. You're the funniest person I know. You always have been. You always will be." He smiles. The almost smile. The one that reaches his eyes. The one I've been waiting to see for three years. The one I thought I'd never see again. The one that makes everything okay.

“Really deep down. Like in the very underground depths, you're a good person.” Luca caught himself in time before he could laugh again. She was so hilarious, and she didn't even know it. “So who are you killing?” He asked, growing serious. “Myself.”

To him this was very funny, it was very very funny to him but to me, this is very serious and annoying because even thinking about it just makes me want to puke. I pray that never happens……