Deep Thought Funny Novels & Stories

“With kids, something unpredictable is always happening.” “I understand,” the brunette smiles unexpectedly warmly, and I get stuck on the cute dimples in her cheeks.

Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

“Neither can I. I mean, a cat, a platinum card, and a mysterious disappearing man? This feels like something out of a soap opera.” I laughed a little, but it wasn’t from amusement. It was the kind of laugh you give when nothing makes sense and your brain’s trying to hold it together with duct tape.

I was laughing with my best friend and the fact that I might die soon was pushed at the back of my head. "No, I've got a better one," I said still laughing, "I'm like Dracula whose down to his last meal." "And his fangs all fell out," Asher added and we both burst out into uncontrollable laughter. "Why are we finding this humorous?" I asked as I wiped a tear, "it's not even funny at all." "I guess we're just trying to laugh all our pain away and pretend it's just a huge joke," he answered as he sobered up. "I honestly don't want to think of you dying so soon and leaving me all alone in this crazy world."

I can't believe Dave has suddenly gone mad. "I'm not mad Leo. Now stop crying." "No, you are! You laughed. Who laughs in a crisis like this? Only mad people." "No. People laugh when they're fiancee is being funny." "You see. We just lost our dear ones and you're saying I am being funny? This can only happen when someone is mad." "Stop saying that I've gone crazy Leona! I'm absolutely fine. Okay, I won't laugh again." He shouted. "If you are not mad then why were you laughing? What was funny?"

“Sounds like pure trash wrapped in muscle to me.” I smiled at that. “Right?” We sat there a moment, like we were all remembering our own worst times. And then Kim said it again, quieter this time. “You know what’s funny? When it’s happening to you, however bad it is, you still think maybe next time… you’ll know better. But you don’t.” We all laughed at this so hard we were basically acting like old friends. “That’s not funny,” Zane said with a small, sad laugh. “That’s just sad.”

“Uh huh… yeah, you’ll notice he’s not giving ME $50,000, though…” “Anh – ” “I’m just kidding. You know that.” “I know,” I said, though I was a little nervous. As Dr. Sheldon Cooper, my favorite TV nerd of all time, said once on The Big Bang Theory: ‘It’s funny because it’s true.’ But I pushed that out of my mind. “I don’t know what I’m going to do with it yet…” “Yeah, well, don’t put it all on black.” “Oh hell no. And I think I can cover rent this month,” I teased.

I say this as I sip on my juice. “Yeah? So we, I guess, then buy our coffins and dig our graves before we leave this house, right?” Huh! Can you listen to this girl? I am here saying, and I have it embedded in every being and sense of me, that I am not letting these people hurt me, even just a little. My only friends are already envisioning corpses? “Will you just stop? Your joke isn't funny at all." I state.

She said, "Don't you understand that looking at the moon helps us stay connected, regardless of the distance?" Looking at the moon and pondering matters of the heart, how could that ever be boring? David's tone was filled with irritation as he stated, "People like you have to be incredibly foolish to be obsessed with such boring emotions." "Indeed, we are utterly foolish. Clearly, we can't hold a candle to someone as smart and wise as you, who can walk for miles without a break. I mean, who in their right mind gets so bored that they resort to kidnapping for entertainment?"

It made me laugh again. “Why are you laughing like that?” Serena asked, eyeing me suspiciously and I shrugged. “Nothing special, nothing serious. It’s just funny” I replied and Serena raised an eyebrow at me but I just merely shrugged again. “Something I thought was something else but suddenly made a lot of sense to me right now. I’m finding it funny because I made a big deal out of it and now it’s such a trivial matter” I added and Serena nodded.