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I didn't trust my voice anymore I expected a smirk but he looked serious "Why?"he asked again "Curious" I said quietly after a whole minute of silence Now he smirked "What do you think..?" He asked I sighed.. "I think...it's not a good occupation" I spoke my mind He laughed.. He laughed I guess I am funny after all "What's so funny?" He looked at me with a serious note.. What's up with Ahmed today? You don't know him I looked away..hurted by that mental comment but I knew it was true

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

Cereal_killer HEY THERE, ANNABELLE. Not_annabelle -_- ANNABETH. Cereal_killer I KNOW, BUT, WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT? Not_annabelle YOU THINK ANNABELLE IS FUNNY? Cereal_killer OF COURSE. OMG, HAHAHAHA, DON'T EVEN REMIND ME. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER, THE DAY I WATCHED THAT MOVIE. I_pooped BUT, I- Yes_you_suck

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

He looked deep into my eyes for a while and then burst into laughter. "What the hell are you saying, man? What the fuck is coming out of your mouth? I don't think you are in your right senses at all. You must be high in something." He paused as he could not stop himself from laughing. What is so funny to him? Why does he always have to be joking around with all this stuff? I am here saying all this important stuff and all he did was laugh?

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

one of the other Elders wondered making the rest laugh. These old men don’t even have teeth at the back. How the fuck do they still laugh in sync together in perfect harmony ? Although their laughs are too shrill for men to have. Ughh. Stupid whiny voice boxes. “Looks like she will be worth more dead than alive afterall,” another remarked and the rest of the assholes guffawed even louder at that. “She is nothing ! If she were in my toilet I wouldn't even bother flushing it. My bath mat means more to me than her,” another scumbag commented and then noises similar to cackling geese echoed throughout the place.

He didn't want to go the rest of his life regretting having made some certain decisions. Suddenly, Devlin's laughter resounded in the room causing a shiver to run down my back in a very uneasy manner. It was shocking to me why she was laughing, I couldn't fathom the reason she was laughing, I had no idea what was so funny or if she was making fun of me, but I knew that such a laughter would not bode well for me. Devkin was a deranged woman with nothing going for her and she took pleasure in these sorts of things. This was where her happiness laid.