Deer Blind Dad Jokes Cast Novels & Stories

It was obviously a joke because Evelyn was very good at cheerleading. I looked at Evelyn to see her reaction. She was glaring at dad and I laughed out loud. Mom and Dad laughed too. “Did you mean that? Are you trying to say that I’m not good at anything?” Evelyn seemed to have taken it seriously. “Of course, not darling, I was just joking,” my dad chuckled “Joking? Don’t do that again, you suck.” Evelyn feigned a genuine smile, happy to get back at dad. They began a comeback contest. It entertained me, but I lost interest at some point. I finished up my dinner and excused myself.

It was obviously a joke because Evelyn was very good at cheerleading. I looked at Evelyn to see her reaction. She was glaring at dad and I laughed out loud. Mom and Dad laughed too. “Did you mean that? Are you trying to say that I’m not good at anything?” Evelyn seemed to have taken it seriously. “Of course, not darling, I was just joking,” my dad chuckled “Joking? Don’t do that again, you suck.” Evelyn feigned a genuine smile, happy to get back at dad. They began a comeback contest. It entertained me, but I lost interest at some point. I finished up my dinner and excused myself.

I hurled out every effing thing inside my gut. “Damn ! Where did you guys go to party ?” Dad Lucan said as he used his powers of Alchemy to soothe me down. Dad B must have mindlinked him to come up to the washroom. “That is not because of alcohol, dipshit,” Dad B chided Dad J. “What is it then ? Oh God ! Is that deer meat ?” Dad J asked mildly- umm …. horrified ? “Yeah ! We went to hunt together and the poor pup won’t stop spilling her guts out since then,” Dad B worriedly said.

I step two steps closer to him, “It's not like you to run your mouth when you know that you should shut the fuck up.” Then Summer comes up from behind, “Are you idiots making stupid jokes again?” “Why the fuck are you calling us idiots now?” Devan turns around as he faces her. “Cause daddy said you two are worse idiots than Beavis and Butthead.” “What the fuck does your dad know about Beavis and butthead?” “You want me to call you Laurel and Hardy then?” I only but burst out in hysterical laughter, “No, I prefer the one before. Mat has his head up his butt half of the time as it is.”

However, me and my mom got creative just to poke fun at the old man. The funny thing about this whole selective amnesia thing is that me and my mom have the power to laugh at dad’s picture whenever and however we want. We made this backstory that dad died in a stampede at a strip club and while it’s pretty hilarious, it’s also ironic because dad just left us for his stripper woman. “Some hateful bitch sprayed something on my eye at work.” I spat. “HAHAHA, for real?” Jayler was laughing and it’s nice to see him like that. “What did you do?”

He said with a big cheesy smile. "Ready to become Alpha?" He said as we walked towards the stage. "I was born ready!" I said smiling. As I approached the stage I saw Xander grab the mic. He gets everyone's attention and then pauses for a moment. I give Damien a sideward glance and he smiles at me before we hear his father speak, "Hey guys, did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?... Great food, but no atmosphere! Xander said then laughed. "Get it? No atmosphere!" Xander said, laughing at his own joke. I look over at Damien and he's laughing. Oh, my Goddess, these two are definitely father and son I think to myself as I shake my head.

"Kaiden and Roman would have such a field day if they ever heard me telling something like that." "Well, good thing I'm not a dad. Hey, do you want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it." I choke on my own saliva in an effort to groan louder than Dad, but I have to admit mom's lame jokes are taking my mind off the stinging pain and desire in my body. "Then there's the one about the clown who visited his cousin in Austra—" Dad opens his mouth to cut her off, but he's interrupted by a loud banging on the front door.

she suggested while the rest just stared at the screen, or rather at me, crowded together. "I would rather take the matter in my own hands,” I muttered, low enough so that the rest didn't hear. Apparently, they still did. "Pun intended," my dad joked and Alpha Chris secretly gave him a high-five behind their wives' back. C’mon, Dad ! Mast*rbation jokes ? Seriously ? No one could feel as embarrassed as I did at the moment. It rivaled the ultra embarrassing bathroom meeting we all had a few days back. Mom glared at my dad who shrugged while Alpha Chris grinned. Sigh ! Like Beta, Like Alpha.

Drew paced around the living room, worried about Amanda that hadn't come back. His two brothers looked at him amused. “What's funny?“ He snapped at them. “‘You,“ they replied in unison, a wide grin on their faces. "Idiots," Drew muttered under his breath. “Last I checked I wasn't a comedian," he retorted. "You don't have to be a comedian to be funny," Mason replied. Calvin nodded his head in agreement. “That is true. Take Panda as an example. She isn't a comedian but she is funny," he said.