Dumb Dog Novels & Stories

"So repetitive…Don't you have another insult to throw? Makes me think you have a rather–limited vocabulary…" "BITCH! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SLUTS LIKE YOU GOT TO BOW DOWN AND TAKE SOME BEATING! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK BACK, LET ALONE TO ACT UP JUST BECAUSE YOU MIRACULOUSLY WRAPPED THE HEADS OF THOSE FANCY BASTARDS WITH YOUR DIRTY, LITTLE FINGER!" "Woah…easy there, doggy." "WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!" "...uhh, a dog? Heck man, I really think you're the disabled one here, not me"

We walked in companionable silence for a bit, Bubblegum leading the way, tongue flopping out happily as Robert held on her pink leash. “You know,” Robert said as we passed a bakery window, “last week we had a bulldog who kept pretending to faint just so his owner would pick him up. Swear to god. He flopped over like a Victorian maiden every time she called his name.” I burst out laughing. “Seriously?” “Dead serious. She had to carry him out in her arms like a baby. I’ve never seen a dog that dramatic.” I grinned, the sound surprising even me. “You’re good with them,” I said softly.

“See this little cloth strap hanging inside at the bottom? What’s the point of you mutts having teeth if you don’t know how to use them? I’ve seen dogs in dog shows smarter than all of you!” Jonathan slammed the hatch shut and got back into the driver’s seat. “I don’t know what bothers me more, him calling us mutts or him watching dog shows.” Amorous was almost passed out in the front seat but chuckled at Tener’s comment. “Don’t make me laugh. It hurts.” Tener laid down, “Sorry, bother, we’ll be home soon, and the fussy devil can take a look at you.” Jonathan mumbled something that made Amorous laugh harder

Bob Whale opened his mouth. There was anger in his tone. Obviously, if he had not been seriously injured, he would have attacked Dumb Fidas at this time. If he had not listened to Dumb Fidas's so-called "Perfect Plan", he would not have ended up like this. "Shut up!" Dumb Fidas glanced at him coldly. Being reprimanded in public, Bob Whale was about to lose his temper. However, when he saw Dumb Fidas's icy cold gaze sweeping across him, Bob Whale's heart suddenly jumped for no reason.

The weight of the last-minute trip fell on his shoulders the moment he crossed the threshold of his door. Harmon, his dog and faithful squire, jumped on his knees before he took more than two steps forward. He grumbled and growled softly, in doubt about the identity of his own owner. He was a very smart animal, by the way, but after so many years he had not yet gotten used to the purposeful style changes that camouflaged the face of its owner soon after an investigation.

“Usually right when you’re convinced your life is boring.” “And then, on that same street I walked past every single day, Jake appeared.” I laughed softly at the memory, the kind of laugh that only comes from remembering something so old it has already become part of you. “He was a pug. Tiny. Ridiculously stupid-looking.” I smiled faintly out the window. “If someone walked past him, he wouldn’t even turn his head properly. He’d just sit there panting like ‘habah habah’ with his tongue hanging out.”

After finally calming Aria Vale down, Damian didn’t give her a chance to react. Without warning, he swept her into his arms and strode down the hillside. If she kept crying like that, he was convinced she’d drown the whole mountain. Ghost—the massive Tibetan Mastiff—wobbled after them, ready to follow. But Damian let out a sharp whistle, a single commanding note that echoed through the trees. Ghost halted instantly. The enormous dog dropped to the ground with a pitiful whimper, snowy fur drooping as he hung his giant head in miserable abandonment.

She was a futanari, a girl with a penis, and today, her body was crying out for release. Suddenly, a flash of movement caught Eden's eye. There, in the grass, was a small dog, a terrier of some sort, trotting along without a leash. Eden watched as the dog approached her, its tail wagging excitedly. As it drew closer, Eden noticed something peculiar – the dog's genitals were exposed, and it appeared to be in heat.

There was a duo of dumb and dumber because how did the second one manage to say something even more stupid than the first? "Oh what I would do to get to hit that, maybe with what nice about it the commander will let us share? " I looked down at Damian to see his reaction but it seems most of his attention had already been claimed by the press ups no surprise about that it would be weird if he was more focused on me than the exercise he came to do in the first place he was now moving faster and I was impressed by his form and everything I didn't know much about exercise but I would have to endure this strain on my muscle everyday because of several reasons.