Dumb Dog Novels & Stories

"Stop making yourself look stupid; you know you're speaking to me." I frowned at him, not sure if he's right when he says I'm stupid because I don't understand him. "You're both really rude and keep telling me I'm stupid, and you're both confusing to talk with," I shake my head. " Fvcking drop it! That dog isn't talking!" I was astounded when I heard his voice rise. What did I do to irritate him again? Wait, Isn't he aware that his dog communicates? So... Is it just me who knows?

Are wolves that smart? I turn slightly, looking back to where I’d left Dumbo, but there’s nothing. When I turn back toward the wolf, he’s lying on his back, his tongue hanging lazily out of the side of his mouth. I snicker, unable to help myself. It’s obvious he’s a big, strong killing machine. But right now he just looks like any dog wanting his belly scratched. If a dog was the size of a tiger that is.

Pigsy had rushed out once more and kicked Samuel hard with his trotters, breaking more of his bones. He subsequently stepped on Samuel’s forehead with his front trotter. “Are you still unclear of the position you’re in, dumba*ss?” he growled. “As a human, it’s certainly rare to be dumb to such an extent! Your mere existence brings shame to your parents. Why don’t I end that for you?”

"Liking a man who doesn't like you, even when you are this amazing, young lady Chocolate, is indeed dumb. However, what about the other girls who aren't as amazing as you? If they pursue the same guy, should we also call them dumb? Just dumb?" As if a bucket of water was poured down, the ladies' expressions turned sour. "Wait a minute," the guy excused while getting his phone. "I have a dictionary application here," he said, then browsed at his phone screen. "These are the synonyms of the word dumb. It says: fool, stupid, idiot, and gullible." He stopped for a moment. Next, he looked alternately at Chocolate and the other girls.

My eyes widened, and a startled shriek escaped my lips. "AHH! Burog! You little pervert-are you really trying to mount that poor dog right in front of my house?!" Heat flared in my cheeks as I gaped at my pint-sized mutt, Burog, going at it with a dog easily twice his size. For such a tiny creature, he possessed a surprising amount of stamina.

He leaned down slightly, his breath hot against my cold face, and delivered his final, crushing sentence in a low whisper. "Who do you think you are? You're not a god, Danny. You're just a dog."

What kind of dumb human she is can't she understand her own heart and her own feelings she is already fallen to him but she is still denying her feelings and scolding her heart as stupid infact her brain is stupid though her heart is trying to make her realize real feelings she keep on trying to run away from her feelings iam damn sure this girl is dumb I think so that guy needed to take initiative otherwise this girl will be single forever if it lasts long she will become a single virgin ghost iam sure about this when this dumb human realizes her own feelings didn't her mom and dad teached to her how to act like a girl oh I will become a stupid if I stay longer with this dumb human I accept

The hugest lackey laughed. “ I would take that from you if you were even a raisin smarter than my dog, ” I diminished. “ What ?! ” “ I forgot to add that it's a non-existent dog, ” I shrugged. I didn't even have pets, I should probably convince dad to get me one after this.

Never leave your dogs in the car, whether it’s hot or cold. Benny and I walk into the bottle shop, “Holy shit!” cries the clerk. “What the fuck is that?” “It’s a platypus”, I deadpan. This shit about my dog either irritates me or makes me laugh when someone asks this ridiculous question. I sigh. “This, my friend, is a Great Dane; do you have any nice pinot grigio?” I ask politely.

My roommate, Jessica Miller, kept a pet dog in our college dormitory. Out of consideration for everyone else, I bought her a crate and told her that letting the dog roam freely would frighten the other residents. She lashed out at me. "Chloe, how selfish can you be? Would you like it if I locked you in a metal cage? I've had him for years. He doesn't hurt people, so stop worrying over nothing." During a dorm inspection, her dog suddenly lunged at the dorm supervisor. I desperately pulled the dog away, but the supervisor was still left covered in wounds. The incident went viral online, yet Jessica claimed that I was the dog's owner. My other roommates were threatened into silence, while