Novel & Cerita Dumb Funny Things

“It happens a lot. And people will try to say, ‘Oh, well, it happened for a reason.’ But sometimes, there is no deep reason. Some people just do dumb shit because they can.” Sadé exhaled. “Right. It’s not like our relationship was bad. I mean, we argued, but who doesn’t argue? It wasn’t the type of crazy argument where I’m throwing a knife at him or pushing him out of a moving car. Just dumb stuff. Like, why didn’t you take the trash out, or why did you leave the toilet seat up and I fell in?” Adamo chuckled. “The toilet seat one is always a killer.” Finally, she laughed, too shaking her head. “Exactly.”

how have you been I'm being in hell you dumb fellow let me come out I will poke your face and eat your flesh strange voice : I never thought I will meet one more dumb fellow both brother and sister duo is dumb me : you fool how dare you to call me and my sister dumb you dumb, your mom dumb, your dad dumb, your grandpa dumb, your grandma dumb whole family dumb dare to call my sister and me as dumb I will slit your skin and feed to my co birds remember you nasty guy strange voice : god it's better if you shut your mouth me : where is my sister what you did to her

"Neither do I." "So don't do something dumb," Justine said dismissively. "And things will get better." "Stupid in what way? Are you capturing alive rottens for some lunatic researcher to experiment on?" Peter inquired; his brow furrowed. "You better stop being a savvy ass here now, guy," Justine said, beaming. "Better to be a clever one than a foolish one," they both joked as they smiled at each other, and I felt much better about our predicament.

He looked at Terry: "You’re the dumb one?" "Oh! You’re the dumb one." Terry replied indifferently. Howard stretched his neck and shouted back, "Are you calling me dumb?" Terry tilted his head: "I’m calling you dumb." "Haha..." Robin couldn’t hold back his laughter from behind. This youngest little master was so adorable. Even when he was calling someone dumb, he made it sound so cute. His little expression was so innocent. Howard was stunned! This kid could argue back in such a cute way.

I personally enjoy eating them. "Ahan han, is this not Dumbi," a familiar voice asked. I immediately looked up to find the same guy that told me Sandra was not time. Like, what exactly is this guys problem. He is everywhere, like he just keeps appearing everywhere. And that his big mouth won't stop running up and down. So annoying. "Dumbi, you really have eye for good things, beautiful women. Well packaged women. I have never for once seen you with an ugly woman." The guy added, laughing crazily like a mad man

Heavy with shit we weren’t saying. I cleared my throat. “Alright. That’s enough depressing hospital talk. You know what would really make my day better?” He glanced at me, brows raised. “A really dumb joke.” Andrew blinked. Then tilted his head a little, lips twitching like he was fighting a smile. “A dumb joke?” I nodded, lips curving around the cigarette still hanging from my mouth. “Come on. Hit me.” He gave me a look—half skeptical, half amused. “Fine. What do you call a sad strawberry?”

*huff* "That's not an actual reason, dumbass" Dumb??? It's not dumb! "You look stupid. Are all humans the same?" What's with him? He called me a dumbass before and now stupid, and still, I can't get angry at him. Otherwise, he will snap my neck into two. "Hahaha" He laughed hard. "You are too small and can't talk, and you stink. Your blood is not giving me a smell, and you are too skinny to eat. You are not worth anything, so I don't have any reason to spare you"

I never thought to call them morons, but here they are acting more stupid than morons. Me- I don’t understand their thinking. What is going on? Duke- It’s like the TikToks where the girl is asking about pickling cucumbers, or the one about where hair grows from. I can’t believe this level of stupid exist in my own bloodline. All Duke does is a low growl. “Can you three hear me?” I ask loudly, breaking their mindlinks. “Yes, Father,” they all answer in unison. I slap all three upside the head and dismiss them.

Dumb laughed, “There are two of us, and just one of you, far away from civilisation. No one is going to help you, and when we are done, we are going to take your car, and your wallet, and return to the café. That slut of a waiter is going to be our whore until we are tired of her,” My eyes darkened, my wolf enraged at what they had said about Aurora. “You don’t have to tell him all that,” dumber hissed, his voice filled with anger as he glared at his friend. “That is some plan, would you like to hear mine?” I asked. “Wait, I had already told you the first night we met,” I said in a low tone. “You are a dead man!” dumb growled, lunging at me as he punched me square on the jaw.

, I said. " Okay dawg, you stay safe out there", he said. " Yeah sure, no problem", I replied as we did our ritual handshake. ______________________________________________ *** Back at the hospital*** " Those idiots are just rich, too rich!", I said with a huge burst of laughter, " I mean, how dumb can they get?", I asked rhetorically as I wiped the tears that had welled up in my eyes due to the intensity of the laughter. I was just mesmerized at how dumb Justin and his men could be.