Dumb Funny Things Novels & Stories

Martin grumbles. "Nothing. Other than that Dad is probably right that the three of us are the dumbest team on the field ever”. "Yes, it is damn well thought out". Martin laughs. "The Three Stooges". "Who ?" "Forget it. Take a nap, maybe we can still run away”.

The water is not deep, so Austin didn't jump into the water and said by laughing loudly "How can you be so dumb? You tripped while walking" She said "Austin, it's too cool, please lend me your hand" By listening to her suffering voice he immediately stretched his hand and said "Come out" Saanvi immediately grabbed his hand and dragged him into the pool then she said "How can someone be so dumb?" she laughed loudly. Both are fully drenched in water while Austin was about to go out Saanvi pulled him again, he fell again so Saanvi said "Oh god, How can someone be this dumb" she laughed again.

I am totally bored. Dill: What? That sucks. Good thing you have me to occupy your time. Me: Ha Ha. I know right!? Still...I wonder whats taking him so long! I sighed and put down my phone. I wonder how long he's going to take. I still didn't eat breakfast. After a couple of seconds Dillion texted me back. Dill: Maybe he's jerking off somewhere... with a clown. After reading that text, I started bursting out into laughter. He always said the most stupid and random things that always made me laugh.

"Ms. Sampson's villa isn't home for the homeless. They're your parents, aren't they, Felix? Figures. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Ugh, I can still smell the mud on them." Rage flared within my heart, but I held it back and quickly wiped the water off my in-laws. Diane had a short fuse. She would not stand for this insult, so she snapped, "And who are you supposed to be, you uneducated swine? How dare you call Felix a homeless man!" Zack did not hold back. Instead, he pressed on the attack. He picked up a ceramic ornament and hurled it at Diane. I deflected it with my hand, and the ornament grazed me.

"Liking a man who doesn't like you, even when you are this amazing, young lady Chocolate, is indeed dumb. However, what about the other girls who aren't as amazing as you? If they pursue the same guy, should we also call them dumb? Just dumb?" As if a bucket of water was poured down, the ladies' expressions turned sour. "Wait a minute," the guy excused while getting his phone. "I have a dictionary application here," he said, then browsed at his phone screen. "These are the synonyms of the word dumb. It says: fool, stupid, idiot, and gullible." He stopped for a moment. Next, he looked alternately at Chocolate and the other girls.

Dumb right? I bumped into someone when I took the next turn sending their drink flying out of their hand, and all over my shirt. I reached for her hand to hold her steady, she almost slipped. “Oh, my God, you have no idea how sorry I-” The woman did not even let me land. “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? CAN’T YOU WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING? ARE YOU STUPID, OR DUMB, OR JUST PLAIN BLIND?”

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

' Blackmailer- 'Yeah you are a brunette bimbo with small boobs and zero IQ. I bit my lip from wailing in desperation. It's another thing being called dumb and stupid, it's completely different being taunted on physical appearance and I definitely didn't appreciate it from my boyfriend, fake wasn't a good enough excuse. 'I bet they are bigger than your d!ck.' Drew- 'Shit just got serious! Brb getting some popcorn!'