Dumb Funny Things Novels & Stories

She deadass did save my life but something in the back of my mind kept telling me that was not the reason I was agitated to meet her. "Then tell me what the fuck the reason is, you stupid brain." I yelled into my pillow, muffling the sound to the point where it almost sounded non-existent. I'm not one to play mind games, I just wanted to know the reason. Did you get the pun there? I'm so fucking funny. I know you're shaking your head thinking of what a stupid pun that was. But you know it was fucking lit. Maybe I should go into Comedy instead, I'm too funny for Urban/Realistic/Drama. Imagine my next stop being called Life of Eve: Comedy and Puns. What do you think?

Dillon scrawled out his message. First, The Hulk is the dumbest and most useless of them all! No restraint, just SMASH! Plus, what about the contractors and ordinary people that have to clean up after his destruction? What about those poor souls? Does your "brawn and brains Banner" pay for damages and reimburse families for their dead loved ones? Anyway, hmm food wise, can you get me a Coke icee and maybe 'kittles? Purple bag?

And so, on and on ,like the osscilation of a pendulum, the disheartening piece of my bio churned while the sands of time dripped slowly and slowly as it watched my narration irks the soul of the spectators. That I thought, but it appeared to be nothing but a blunt lie. It was a revolving piece of gags and laughs. A piece of funny cake, a chunk of interesting cheese, a loaf of an adventurous bread and a real ginger to the spirits of the audience. They applauded.

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I can't stop thinking about it- why would two rogues need a stupid cloak from me when they can basically buy or steal it anywhere? After a long pause, I part my lips to reply, but Dumber quickly jumps in and announces, "I'll get it." Oh, so they got it, and Dumb never asked me. Good thing the friend decided to speak up, or I look like a complete idiot. I sure hope stupidity isn't contagious because if it is, I'm catching on to it.

, I was on edge of just screaming at him. “You are dumb.”, he said and left without waiting for my answer. What does he mean by I am dumb? He is dumb! His whole family is dumb! I watched him walk towards his friends and he sat with them. They were laughing and giggling about something. I decided to not intervene and sat on the rock near me facing the opposite side. Mindlessly I watched the trees move and the leaves rustle as the wind passed through them. I looked at the ground to find a bunch of stones were gathered at one place, so to kill the boredom I started to kick the stones away one by one. It was fun.

Which is either comforting. Or very, very stupid.

There was a duo of dumb and dumber because how did the second one manage to say something even more stupid than the first? "Oh what I would do to get to hit that, maybe with what nice about it the commander will let us share? " I looked down at Damian to see his reaction but it seems most of his attention had already been claimed by the press ups no surprise about that it would be weird if he was more focused on me than the exercise he came to do in the first place he was now moving faster and I was impressed by his form and everything I didn't know much about exercise but I would have to endure this strain on my muscle everyday because of several reasons.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

"that wasn't no damn joke a joke is supposed to be funny what you did was cruel and fucked up" She leaned against the brick boulder on her porch "what ever it was a little joke tell her to have a sense of humor everyone else was laughing" "so i don't give a fuck about everyone else you poured powder and milk on her that shit ain't funny" "it was flour" "I don't give a fuck if it was your dead grandmas ashes don't mess with Alaina" "she said she wanted to be lighter so I helped her" "you really dumb as fuck you know that right you and your little minions some dumb ass bitches"