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Hell is empty. All the devils are here.Where there was once darkness, there is now light. But what does it reveal?Trapped for decades.A beguiling creature with a black past. Hate, devouring everything, for those who were blinded in their hubris for what is to come.A new age in which nothing is as it seemed in those past days.Freedom within reach - but what is the price?When patient M escapes, those who know tremble because his revenge threatens to sink the world into the red of blood. A woman tries to stand in his way and coax him to reveal the secret that could open a new chapter in human history. Without suspecting that she can pull each individual into the bottomless abyss. The borders are blurring - who is the hunter here, who is the hunted?

Eighteen year old kolehiyala Anna Eleonora Azores-Madera left home dahil sa pagrerebelde sa ama at sa sobrang galit sa two-timer na nobyo. She met Janus Buergo, a compassionate autho shop owner, and cohabitate with him. Nang mamatay ang kambal na bagong silang niya ay naghiwalay sila. Nagkita silang muli after five long years and won simultaneously sa grand lotto. Sign ba ito ng tadhana na sila ang itinakda para sa isat-isa? Or badya ng panganib at magdudulot ng trahedya sa kanilang mga buhay?

A Lesbi girl who completely turned herself to something she didn't expected to, because of the one person who committed his life to her. Are they having a happy ending? Or he's her one that got away?

Brielle is a strong and full of dreams. She is an orphan. Since the death of her mother, she has been the mother of her siblings. But because of his father's debt, she did not expect to be the one to pay it. She married a mysterious man that she has only just met. Unbeknownst to her, he was also the owner of the coffee shop where she worked. How she can handle her situation? Is she will marry him? The cold-hearted guy?

How could someone possibly love someone with doubt and secrets? Paris Felicity Rivera lost her memories, yet she didn’t cared. Sapat na sa kanya ang masasakit na pinagdaanan sa puder ng kanyang ama at ng pamilya nito. Her father would almost auction her hand for marriage to different bachelors, and all she wished was to get out of that life. At sa kabaliwang iyon, alam niyang wala na siyang takas. Thus, she decided that if she had to get married to Chester Del Fuego, she will have the decision regarding her body. And she’d give it to the man he loved the most; Chancellor. But… did she really? For Chancellor was a Del Fuego too, and he had the same face as his two other brothers. He had the same exact face as Chester, the man Paris was supposed to marry.

Hanggang saan ka dadalhin ng mga pangarap mo sa buhay? Si Gianna Camia Lopez o kilala bilang si Mia ay isang 21 years old 3rd year college student na nakipagsapalaran sa syudad upang makapaghanap ng trabaho at mapaaral ang kanyang sarili. Sa kagustuhang maabot ang kanyang mga pangarap at matulungan ang kanyang pamilya sa parehas na pagkakataon, ay pinasok ni Mia ang ika nga nila'y butas ng karayom. Naging dancer ito ng isang sikat na club, Alhambra kung tawagin. At kung saan ay makikilala niya ang lalaking magpapabago sa buhay niya. Isang naiibang lalaki ang makakaagaw sa atensyon ng dilag. The search for that one man begins after that one night in Alhambra.

"Mom, I'm still your child. I came from you; why can't you accept me as your own?" Naluluhang saad ni Evan. Being the son of a Mafia king, at a very young age, Evan Chraystler Al Monleon is already aware of the happenings around him. Nang mamulat ang kaniyang mga mata sa mundong kaniyang ginagalawan araw-araw ay alam niyang hindi normal ang nangyayari sa kaniyang paligid. Witnessing someone being killed in front of him is not new to Evan anymore; even being bothered at night from a deep slumber just for an urgent illegal transaction is one of his daily encounters. Pumatay at mag-utos na patayin ang kung sino man ay madali lamang sa kaniya ngunit sa likod ng kaniyang maskara ay nagkukubli ang kaniyang desperasyon upang tanggapin ng kaniyang sariling ina. Bilang isang surrogate child ay hindi madali para kay Evan na lumaki na walang gabay mula sa kaniyang ina kahit pa sobra-sobra ang kayamanang naibibigay ng kaniyang ama ay uhaw pa rin siya sa kalinga ng babaeng nagluwal sa kaniya. All the pain he gained from knowing that his mother couldn't accept him because he was considered a lifetime deal made Evan freeze. Not until this woman came to tame him. Andrea Maureen Salvegas was the heiress of the Salvegas family until a tragedy came that put an end to their fairytale-like lives. Because of her parents' debts, Andrea became the forever slave of the Al Monleon family. She wasn't expecting to fall in love with one of the Mafia King's sons, Evan; The most ruthless and frigid among his siblings but the softest when it comes to her.

Can Ilongga beauty tame the dragon? Paano nga ba kung nakahanap ng katapat ang certified black sheep ng pamilya sa katauhan ng isang estranghera? Dahil sa isang malaking pustahan ng magbabarkada. Ycon, the deadliest CEO and the black sheep of the family ay aksidenteng nainlove sa isang titibo-tibong Ilongga. He was a certified womanizer in town. Katwiran ay pagdating ng panahon ipapakasal naman siya ng kanyang lolo sa babaeng hindi niya naman gusto pero nagmula sa maharlikang pamilya. Why not sulitin niya muna ang pagiging buhay binata, sayang ang genes kapag hindi natikman ng ibang chicks hindi ba? Hannah Maricor Evina Zaavedra, na taglay ang totoong tagline na basta "Ilongga Gwapa" The adopted daughter of The Zaavedra family in Iloilo. The cow girl, happy go lucky, always positive in life, maawain at mapagmahal kanino man. Paano kung magkrus ang landas ng dalawa at ang mga pinaniniwalaan ng bawat isa ay hindi magkatugma? Away-bati, aso't pusa, kulog at kidlat, araw at ulan, init at lamig ganito parati ang dalawa hanggang ang isa sa kanila ay nahulog na nga. Ngunit ang unti-unting nararamdamang ay mukhang magiging forever secret nalang sapagkat nagkaroon ng lamat ang angkan ng mga Lee at Zaavedra, dahil sa kinasangkutang eskandalo na ang pasimuno ay ang mismong ate ni Ycon at ang pinsan ni Hannah. At tila yata at inaayunan ng tadhana dahil makalipas ang walong taon ay mauungkat muli ang nakaraan sa aksidenteng pagtatagpo ng landas ng dalawa sa isang sikat na isla ng Boracay sa Aklan, at sa wakas nagkaroon nga ng pagkakataon na maisakatuparan ang dati nang plano na paghigantihan ang dalaga. "What happens in Boracay stays in Boracay." But that planned night na sa huli ay kanyang pagsisisihan dahil sa mga sikretong malalaman. Magkaka-forever pa kaya ang dalawa? Hay ang gulo-gulo na talaga!

Madeleine Lodrigo was abandoned by her father since sixteen so she was forced to work for a living. After her ex-boyfriend left her with a debt of 20 million, she is once again, forced to work just to pay the huge debt on his behalf. Pero nagbago ang lahat nang makilala niya ang isang Perez Salvatore. As a multi-billionaire with a severe case of haphephobia, Perez Salvatore finds it very devastating that he can’t even touch the woman he loves. When he met Madeliene Lodrigo, he was determined to make her stay and even made her his wife so that she can cure him. However, it was bound to be difficult when the tides turned to another direction and he was surged with new emotions. Nadag-dagan pa ‘to nang biglang bumalik ang first love niya, all of it went chaotic. A marriage that shouldn’t have been made and a love that shouldn’t exist, made them decide to part ways. Pero paano kung may malaman si Perez na makakapagpabago ng kanilang tadhana. Is it a happily ever after? Or is it too late, after all.

What is fate? Is it something that was destined to happen? Can it be changed? No. If it can be changed, it would't be known as fate, isn't it? They say that fate can be control in our hands. Then, is it possible to take everything in total control in my hands?, I wondered. No, whatever the results is, I'm sure this was fated to happen under my control. This world... will surely go along with my favor. ................ "PLEASE!!! I BEG OF YOU!!! Join the Imperial Knights Academy as a special student or else I will be fired!!!" With such a line thrown to him, the 16-year-old human, Lucifer Nightwalker von Nightmare, an orphan who was stranded on an island with her little sister and magical pet-- was forced to compromise and attend the famous Imperial Knights Academy as a special student. While spending 3 years in the academy, he would meet his fated ones. After he graduates, he would then become an adventurer to explore the world, unlocking the secrets behind. This, will be the starting of his journey. In a world of sci-fi and fantasy. Humans, beast-kins, dragons, vampires, elves, fairies, spirits, dyrads, archangels, demons, dwarves, magical beasts, and much more, co-exist. Which later then, he would become a king-- leading everyone to challenge against the Celestial Gods. However, that was the boy's fate. ...................................... Everything begins with that fateful meeting six years ago. His fateful meeting with the principal of The Imperial Knights Academy. Yet, it wasn't even the beginning of fate. .....................................