Dumb Things To Say Novels & Stories

I hit her back with the pillow " I am actually trying to not get us into deeper shit ! but of course it's a talk for humans not bunnies." " I'm not a bunny... You little rat." " Shut up... Freaking duck." " Stupid donkey." " Stupid sloth." " Of course, I'm talking like a stupid, how else could you understand me?" " Shut up and don't annoy me ahead, I am in no mood for that." " I'm sorry if you don't like my honesty, but to be fair, I don't want to let you leave in delusions." She said

He ays quickly before walking away quickly. Enjoy your stay here? That is the best that he could come up with? That old, cliché line? She must thing that he is a complete and total idiot. Hell, at this point he is thinking the same dang thing. He is clearly dumb as a box of rocks. He sees a pretty woman and he blurts out stupidity. Smooth. Real smooth. “Hey! Wait a sec!”

"Oh, I...um, what do you think of the show tonight?" "Oh, um, i-it was as amazing as ever!" I awkwardly exclaimed, "Like.. never have you guys had a bad show, right?" I am an idiot. Can't I think of anything else to say than that? He chuckles, "Yeah I guess.. thank you."

I blurted out cutting her sentence short. She blushed and hid her face, "umh... probably because I went to the school for smart kids here in Germany..." I ached my brows at her, "wait wait babe.. you guys have school for smart kids...? Does this mean you also haave school for dumb kids?" She laughed, 'don't put it like that... it's not school for dumb dumb kids, it's school for average kids.. you know.. okay and then school for dumb kids...' I laughed nodding my head, "yep school for dumb kids it is.. so tell me more about it..."

One kid said excitingly. Hearing those words my smile immediately left my face and a worry line formed on my forehead. "Please don't tell me that you guys did something stupid again." I said looking at them. "Those are not stupid things Madam. They are awesome ones." The kid said defending his friends. "They are stupid when they are done against a lecturer." I said and walked towards the direction from where they came towards me. "He said stupid things to you that day Madam so he deserve these stupid things." A girl said frowning.

*huff* "That's not an actual reason, dumbass" Dumb??? It's not dumb! "You look stupid. Are all humans the same?" What's with him? He called me a dumbass before and now stupid, and still, I can't get angry at him. Otherwise, he will snap my neck into two. "Hahaha" He laughed hard. "You are too small and can't talk, and you stink. Your blood is not giving me a smell, and you are too skinny to eat. You are not worth anything, so I don't have any reason to spare you"

, I was on edge of just screaming at him. “You are dumb.”, he said and left without waiting for my answer. What does he mean by I am dumb? He is dumb! His whole family is dumb! I watched him walk towards his friends and he sat with them. They were laughing and giggling about something. I decided to not intervene and sat on the rock near me facing the opposite side. Mindlessly I watched the trees move and the leaves rustle as the wind passed through them. I looked at the ground to find a bunch of stones were gathered at one place, so to kill the boredom I started to kick the stones away one by one. It was fun.

She smiled again, I was there standing like an idiot, when I realized I need to move so she can come in. “Yeah sorry, come in, thanks for the cookes, are they the same ones that Sophie brought?” She nodded her head, “I really liked them,” I responded with a goofy smile. Why am I having this stupid conversation, what the hell, am I stupid, say something smart, like her hair is nice or her face something. Stop talking about cookies! I decided it was for the best if I just stopped talking altogether because I could only think of one topic, and it was cookes. I am officially out of mind.

He coughed. “What did you say?” I glared at him, daring him to repeat his words. “Sorry, I coughed during that. I called you a dweeb.” “I am not a dweeb!” I yelled, outraged beyond belief. “You like reading? Really? That's the best thing you can come up with?” “What's wrong with reading?” I mumbled, utterly baffled. “Look around you dumbo, we're in school. We have to like reading.” “You're an idiot.”

As Bethany watched him roll over the ground like a small puppy, she crossed her arms. "HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA! You're stupid!" "Hah, excuse me?" "You're stupid, is what I said!" He screams, "What door would ever answer to you? They aren't living things! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bethany bites her lip hard. "I dare you to say that one more time!" "HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're really a stupid person!"