Dumb Things To Say Novels & Stories

15 years ago Garrey “If you do anything stupid you are sent back. If you say anything dumb, you are sent back. And if you do anything to embarrass me “I am sent back. “ “No. I will kill you. “ “You always say that and then you don’t do it. “ “Until the day I do it. So shut up and walk. “ “I am walking. But I can talk AND walk. “ “Jesus…Don’t you ever shut up?’ He pretended to be thinking.

"What the fuck? Who did that?" "What the hell, dude!" "Are you a noob, you bloody idiot? Attack the other team!" "Shit for brains, drop your fucking weapon." "What do we do? He's not listening!" "we've lost over half our XP, you fag, stop it!"

Which is either comforting. Or very, very stupid.

What about we talk it out tonight while emptying a good bottle of wine? Idiot.

Maybe my mouth can say what my tangled words can’t. So I do the simplest, stupidest thing.

A clear voice cut him off. I slowly raised my hand and stood up from the back row. “I want to apply too.” The classroom went completely silent for a moment. Then it burst into laughter. “Xena? Is she crazy? She wants to take the provincial exam with a 20-point score?” “She’s just there to make up the numbers, right? Haha.” “She probably can’t even remember the formulas. She’ll just embarrass the school.” Mr. Watson’s smile froze. His brows came together into a deep frown.

I can't do that. "Kabhi kabhi khamoshi hi bohot kuch keh jati hai. (Sometimes, silence speaks more than words.) I said. He looked at me with a startled face. Shit! Ew! I can't believe I said such a tacky line. He must be feeling so awkward. Oh God! Help! He chuckled softly. Yep! his making fun of me of course! 'Rahina! you are hopeless!' "I didn't knew you're such a romantic. Ek aur baat pata chal gayi aap k baare mei.

“That’s either the dumbest thing you’ve ever said or the beginning of something legendary.” I smiled coldly. “We’ll find out soon enough.”

I start saying at a snail's pace but I get cut off by him. “Shut the fuck up." He orders in a low but demanding voice. “Yes, Daddy." I reply automatically. Shit! Fuck! Holy shit! Fucking hell! Oh my fucking goodness! I did not just fucking say that. Time stops, I run out of air, and the universe laughs at me for blindly falling into its embarrassing trap.

Then I whisper the stupidest thing I’ve said all week. “Can I come over?”