Dumb Things To Say Novels & Stories

He had some interesting sayings. All of you with your ‘fucks' and ‘asses,' that takes no brains to say. Merely verbal filler of an empty mind. At least when I speak, I have things of importance to say. Yeah, like telling Ransom about his magic. I'm still not happy about that part, Ten. I was going to do it.

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !

Suddenly, Bethany turned to her and said, "I'm not stupid or dumb. Victor said you're saying those things just because you're jealous. "If you call me dumb again, I'm going to throw rocks at you."

As if a bucket of water was poured down, the ladies' expressions turned sour. "Wait a minute," the guy excused while getting his phone. "I have a dictionary application here," he said then browsed at his phone screen. "These are the synonyms of the word dumb. It says: fool, stupid, idiot and gullible." He stopped for a moment. Next, he looked alternately at Almond and the other girls. "What should I do?" He heaved a sigh. "I don't think these words are enough to describe the other girls. What about? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Ahh! What about..." Before he uttered his last words, the smile on his face disappeared, "BRAINLESS?" He uttered in cold tone while poring at Freesia and the other women.

“What happened to baby?” “You hijacked it first.” “What did I do first?” “Called me baby.” “We both can say baby girl.” “No then it's an echo.” “What is an echo?” “What you sounding like now.” “I have not heard of anything dumber.” “You will see how dumb it is when you start doing it.” “Do you know how dumb it is thinking it?” “Did you just call me dumb?” “I might of perhaps.” “You might have perhaps not be getting any sex.” “You can't do that.”

“TV? Who are you watching that says things like that?” Jamal paused for a second, his face scrunching up in deep thought before he shrugged, clearly not wanting to admit where he might’ve picked up such colorful language. “Buddy, listen,” Damian chimed in, his voice calmer but still carrying the weight of an uncle’s authority. “You can’t go around saying stuff like that. It’s not cool, it’s not smart, and it’s definitely not something you should be doing, especially in front of your friends or other grown-ups. Got it?”

he says in a duh voice. "Wherever" I say slumping back down in the couch and thinking about how stupid kade is.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

If in doubt, just agree with everything. Rule number two: Don't lie about something major. Women are like walking lie detectors. They can smell bullshit from a mile away. White lies are fine, providing you don't hesitate. You’ve got to get in there quick with comebacks like, “Yes, that dress looks great on you,” or “It absolutely does not make your ass look fat.” Use your brains, it's basic common sense. The correct answer to, “Do I look fat?” is never, ever, “Yes.” Rule number three: Pet names like, 'Honey', 'Babe' and 'Sweetheart', are all good. Whereas, names like 'Dragon', 'Nag' and 'Witch' are considered bad. Never ever say to her that she is just as bad as her mother.

"If you want me to be in my limits then don't do stupid things eat your food, or else I am going to make you." "Fuck you." "Sure, anytime."