Eric Cartman Funny Novels & Stories

"Nope, aside from she doesn't like our alpha, and I don't want to discuss that further, maybe you and Hunter could talk about it sometime," Before I could utter my response, Carter, together with Levi and other pack members, came out of the woods with some small meat in their hands, then after a while, Hunter came out from the other side. Carter began laughing when he saw him while he frowned in response,"What's funny?" Hunter asked with a serious look on his face as he began putting on the ground the big deer meat he caught. Carter quickly shook his head while he tried to hold his laughter in. Levi and the other pack members tried to hold their laughter,"Can someone tell me what's so funny

But now he seemed to be falling apart before our very own eyes. "I'm sorry," Mr. Carter said, finally regaining control of himself. He wiped the tears from his eyes and tried to compose himself. "I know this is serious, but the way you phrased it just struck me as funny. You had me there with your words.” "What is funny with what I said?" I asked with confusion plastered on my face, standing upright to face him. "I didn't mean to imply that it was funny. I just wasn't expecting that question.” Mr Carter stated coldly.

He shrugged, relaxing back into the chair. "Wow." The cartoon started, and with my popcorn in hand, my attention was fully on the Tv. Okay.. a robot gone rogue, this should be good. Actually I won't say it went rogue, just kind of broken. I thought I would be able to keep a straight face, and a detached vibe.. but it wasn't possible, the cartoon was just too funny for me to remain impenetrable. "Nah, he didn't. Ha! That's funny, and what is with grandma's goat."

“Sounds like a real skill set.” “Damn right it is,” a smirk stretched his upper lip. “And for a small fee—say, your number—I’d be happy to share my wisdom.” Niya exhaled sharply through her nose. Same Carter with the same dumb joke or ridiculous story. Annoyingly good at making people laugh, he had a way of sensually flirting with every new girl that set foot in the store. He was never outright sleazy, just smooth enough to make it all seem harmless. And as much as Niya hated to admit it, he was funny. But that didn’t mean she wasn’t disgusted just thinking about it.

Max nodded, a reassuring smile on his face as I turned to look at him, my eyes meeting his. "Thank you," I said, my voice full of emotion. "But there's this new guy that I don't know why Judith doesn't like him," I said, a smile spreading across my face. "His name is Carter, and he's a doctor, And whenever we talk about him, she makes the most hilarious faces," I said, laughing out loud as I recalled her reactions and made one of them. Max joined in the laughter, shaking his head. "Oh, you've got to show me that," he said, his eyes lighting up with amusement.

Just when I thought he would put me down, he placed me inside the cart, leaving my jaw hanging open in astonishment. "You might want to sit down," he suggested, and I pursed my lips, but complied, sitting in the open area of the cart. He casually pushed the cart down the aisle, confusing me initially. But then I realized his plan when he spun the cart around and pushed it down the aisle at a lightning-fast speed. I giggled, leaning back as laughter erupted from me. A couple further up the aisle glanced at us, and the lady smiled at our silly antics. I became a giggling mess in the cart while Hayden watched me with a smirk. We reached the cereal aisle, and I hopped out, attempting to reach fo

Coral’s POV: When I saw this, I was scared and his blood froze for the entire day! “Mark, what is Mr. Carter laughing at?” He shrugged, “How would I know? Mr. Carter has been very strange this past few days. He always looking at his phone.” “That’s right! He was absent-minded when looked at his phone. I don’t know why he was with a smile on his face all the time.” “Is he thinking about buying Caron Telecom. After all, it’s such a big investment. It’s normal to be cautious.”

"No it's not, and I'm sorry if I was occupied." "Occupied is one way of putting it. You looked like a zombie." He raised his arms, slacked his jaw, and made gurgling noises. "Look at me, I'm Riri. A zombie," he mocked. "Shut up." He straightened. "So what's the problem? We haven't seen each other much." He stared thoughtfully into space, seemingly trying to recall something. Carter stomped his foot when he remembered. "Since you came at the shop with Uno. How's everything going? She's not giving you a hard time is she?" His jaw set. His honorary brother mode was kicking in.

“Just a video of a dog playing basketball. Nothing that would amuse you.” Matt chuckled. “Is that all?” Judging by Williamson’s reaction, it was probably a dirty video of a woman. “You boys look like I caught you with your dicks in your hands.” “Sorry, sir,” Carter said nervously and put his phone down to his side. “It won’t happen again.” Matt laughed. “All right, guys, I’m not mad. I was just kidding with ya.” They seemed to relax. Carter was about to put his phone in his pocket.

I gritted out. He sits up straight again. "Okay, hold up man. But she hasn't tried anything crazy since you found her in your house, right?" "Not yet, but I know she will soon. She is a fucking lunatic!" I said and gulped the remaining drink in my glass. Carter burst into laughter again. He doesn't know how angry I am right now. Everything is always a joke to him until I punch that silly face that he uses to deceive girls. "Sorry dude, can't help it. This is so fucking hilarious. I can't believe a girl who is not Megan, is getting you this worked up"