Exercise Jokes Novels & Stories

' Ellen thought as she reddened slightly. “All right, then, what do you want to talk about?” Kaixer inquires. “Uhmm, I'm curious what kind of hobby you enjoy,” Ellen inquires. “Oh, I like video games, jogging, boxing, basketball, and badminton,” Kaixer remarked, and Ellen made an amazed face. “Ooh, I also like boxing. If you don't mind, may we train tomorrow?” Ellen asked, and Kaixer smirked a little. Ellen blushed slightly as she thought, 'D*mn, he's handsome when he smirked.'

Joe Bandit P.O.V Working out in the gym, and doing other active activities always helped me destress. Whether I’m playing football or going for a run, because I was nervous for an upcoming game, or couldn’t sleep because of the envelopes Chasity’s father sends. I always work out to destress. If there is to much chaos going on and stuck in my mind, how can I function around others? Just like how a person plays Bejeweled because that’s their way of distressing. Working out is like that for me.

That was easy, it wasn't really stressful. After doing three hundred and forty-five counts of jogging, I felt strong pains in my abdomen. I took back my words, it is fucking stressful. Mr Harrison was still jogging, I gave him a thumbs up and sat on my mat. I wondered how I went that long. Mr. Harrison called me up, forcing me to do more lounges, bridges, hydrants, and other exercises. He was blunt and strict all through. There were times when he'd tell me to bend, sometimes he held my waist. His hands were firm and hard too, I wished I could get more of those touches and grips.

Droplets splash as he moved swiftly and naturally. The said that exercising can reduce stress. Alexander Pope thought so: “Strength of mind is exercise, not rest.” And Plato agree: “Exercise would cure guilt conscience. And so, Seungcheol thought that to lessen his anxiousness, working out is the key for his head, just as it is in his heart. He believes that physical stress can cure his heart ache and he might forget everything that keeps him awake at night. After jabbing for an hour, Seungcheol looked up and stared at the yellow light above the boxing ring. Sweat burst out on his forehead, and his tongue seemed paralyse.

I explained with a guilty smile. "Then you have blessed genetics!" Seo commented as a compliment. I smiled and shrugged. "Well, we don't have dance here, but I can set up an exercise routine for you, and you can alternate with crossfit twice a week, or you can practice some body-to-body combat with me," Seo suggested. Jayden, who was drinking water, almost choked on it, and I ended up smiling. "BODY-TO-BODY?" Jayden asked in a slightly louder tone, making everyone in the gym look at him.

He looked up and his lips parted in surprise. Avery was busy stretching her arms and legs.. doing some simple exercise. Seriously, what is wrong with her? "What are you doing?" He asked. "Exercise of course, I do it everyday at work, my doctor said exercise is one of the most important daily activities in the life of a human. It helps in a lot of ways. Your blood circulation, your brain, your heart, your...." A loud thud make her stop talking. Lucas had hit his hand in his table.

Sixty seconds of jumping jacks wasn't really that hard—other than the fact that she'd neglected to wear a sports bra and her boobs bounced around harder than she did. Christopher was kind enough not to look and she was embarrassed. He had a stop watch and when he called time they just stood around and talked, about music, about exercise, and then they went on to the next exercise and on and on through ten exercises. She was sweating like a pig at the end but she also felt good.

Xander's POV Practice was over and the locker room was buzzing with smack talks and guys fooling around. Jokes were thrown at it each, insults that didn't have any bite, and asses were smacked. I was right in the middle of it, pulling off my sweaty jersey as I and Jake bantered. "Man, you skated like you got bricks on your feet today," I teased him, grinning at him as I wiped my face with a towel. Jake shot back a jab as he laughed. "Oh yeah? At least I didn't trip over my own stick like some rookie player. What's your excuse? Still daydreaming about Jamaican beaches?"

“Give me ten minutes.” After that, Jeff returned to exercising while Cylo sat quietly on the edge of the bed, observing the entire room. And that made the morning atmosphere in this room feel very calm. Jeff did some exercises, such as push-ups and sit-ups, to warm up his muscles. Occasionally, he would also show off his muscular body to Cylo, although not openly. He felt happy because he always kept his body in top condition, so he could show it off to his crush like this.

He started the push up and with each round down he kissed her lips. “Haha....what type of exercise is this?” She giggled as he continued to kiss her cheeks and lips. “It’s called caring exercise.” He stated and she laughed heartedly..... ______