Exercise Jokes Novels & Stories

Droplets splash as he moved swiftly and naturally. The said that exercising can reduce stress. Alexander Pope thought so: “Strength of mind is exercise, not rest.” And Plato agree: “Exercise would cure guilt conscience. And so, Seungcheol thought that to lessen his anxiousness, working out is the key for his head, just as it is in his heart. He believes that physical stress can cure his heart ache and he might forget everything that keeps him awake at night. After jabbing for an hour, Seungcheol looked up and stared at the yellow light above the boxing ring. Sweat burst out on his forehead, and his tongue seemed paralyse.

I explained with a guilty smile. "Then you have blessed genetics!" Seo commented as a compliment. I smiled and shrugged. "Well, we don't have dance here, but I can set up an exercise routine for you, and you can alternate with crossfit twice a week, or you can practice some body-to-body combat with me," Seo suggested. Jayden, who was drinking water, almost choked on it, and I ended up smiling. "BODY-TO-BODY?" Jayden asked in a slightly louder tone, making everyone in the gym look at him.

He looked up and his lips parted in surprise. Avery was busy stretching her arms and legs.. doing some simple exercise. Seriously, what is wrong with her? "What are you doing?" He asked. "Exercise of course, I do it everyday at work, my doctor said exercise is one of the most important daily activities in the life of a human. It helps in a lot of ways. Your blood circulation, your brain, your heart, your...." A loud thud make her stop talking. Lucas had hit his hand in his table.

Sixty seconds of jumping jacks wasn't really that hard—other than the fact that she'd neglected to wear a sports bra and her boobs bounced around harder than she did. Christopher was kind enough not to look and she was embarrassed. He had a stop watch and when he called time they just stood around and talked, about music, about exercise, and then they went on to the next exercise and on and on through ten exercises. She was sweating like a pig at the end but she also felt good.

Xander's POV Practice was over and the locker room was buzzing with smack talks and guys fooling around. Jokes were thrown at it each, insults that didn't have any bite, and asses were smacked. I was right in the middle of it, pulling off my sweaty jersey as I and Jake bantered. "Man, you skated like you got bricks on your feet today," I teased him, grinning at him as I wiped my face with a towel. Jake shot back a jab as he laughed. "Oh yeah? At least I didn't trip over my own stick like some rookie player. What's your excuse? Still daydreaming about Jamaican beaches?"

“Give me ten minutes.” After that, Jeff returned to exercising while Cylo sat quietly on the edge of the bed, observing the entire room. And that made the morning atmosphere in this room feel very calm. Jeff did some exercises, such as push-ups and sit-ups, to warm up his muscles. Occasionally, he would also show off his muscular body to Cylo, although not openly. He felt happy because he always kept his body in top condition, so he could show it off to his crush like this.

He started the push up and with each round down he kissed her lips. “Haha....what type of exercise is this?” She giggled as he continued to kiss her cheeks and lips. “It’s called caring exercise.” He stated and she laughed heartedly..... ______

I turn to see the guys looking at me. "What?" I ask "Nothing. You just can't stop bouncing" Axel states "I know. I ran for a hour and then did my sit ups, push ups, and squats. If I just all of a sudden stop it's hard for me to breathe. I have to bounce it out" I tell him "You did all that?" He asks shocked "Duh. I dont box for nothing. I still have to work out" I tell him rolling my eyes "Well ok then" He says tossing me another bottle of water

My legs do feel like jelly, but my pride is stronger. “Sure you can.” He ignores me, gripping my waist tighter. “Quick drink and then top field for training.” “Ooh what is it today, sit ups or push ups?” I joke. “Witches!” Axel responds wiggling his eyebrows. “Witches?” I gasp, checking I heard him correctly.

It was a joke though. "Didn't you just give birth? How do you manage to run this fast?" I asked while tapping my knees as I was out of breath. Here she was laughing at me, not even breaking out in a sweat while I was panting hard like a dog. Eww, that was a bad description but it fit the point I was trying to make. " Duh, I exercise," She rolled her eyes at me, " You're too lazy." she said and I wrinkled my nose.