Exercise Jokes Novels & Stories

I turn to see the guys looking at me. "What?" I ask "Nothing. You just can't stop bouncing" Axel states "I know. I ran for a hour and then did my sit ups, push ups, and squats. If I just all of a sudden stop it's hard for me to breathe. I have to bounce it out" I tell him "You did all that?" He asks shocked "Duh. I dont box for nothing. I still have to work out" I tell him rolling my eyes "Well ok then" He says tossing me another bottle of water

My legs do feel like jelly, but my pride is stronger. “Sure you can.” He ignores me, gripping my waist tighter. “Quick drink and then top field for training.” “Ooh what is it today, sit ups or push ups?” I joke. “Witches!” Axel responds wiggling his eyebrows. “Witches?” I gasp, checking I heard him correctly.

"Remember that the other shoe slipped from his foot and was carried away by the waves to the shore." Their laughter exploded together in the silence of Ezra's forest house. Mila was very entertained by Felix's ridiculous jokes. At least that can relieve a little of her irritation at what Jonas is doing today. “Stupid joke. Where did you get that idea?” Felix tapped his temple. "From here. It's better than us wasting our time crying over Ezra's death." "I'm not sure Ezra would be happy if he was made the butt of a joke." “When else can we make fun of him like that, hmm? Are you feeling better now?”

I questioned, shoving my hands into my back pocket. "Some people go to the gym." He smirked and flexed his muscles. I rolled my eyes and muttered. "Show off." "Just know life has its way of throwing farts at you so you can give up and run out cause you can't take the smell, but all you need is to stand firm with your air freshener and show life's fart who the boss is, spray it and make it comfortable your way," he said, almost like a joke.

In return, I shared bits and pieces of my own life, carefully leaving out the parts I wasn’t ready to talk about. “So,” he asked with a curious smile, “what do you usually do when you’re not buried in lectures?” I simply smiled. “I’m a bit of a gym freak,” I admitted. “Whenever life gets too loud, lifting weights helps me clear my head.” His eyebrows shot up. “That explains the abs,” he teased with a grin. I couldn’t help but laugh. “And here I thought you were trying not to stare.” “Oh, I wasn’t trying,” he replied shamelessly, earning another laugh from me.

Not at all. “However?” I repeat, urging her on. “However,” Jennivah says, stoically. “You need to be aware that certain types of… rigorous activity… can cause complications–” “Rigorous activity?” I ask, head swiveling between Jennivah and Lo. “What are you talking about?” Jennivah just blinks, wide-eyed in embarrassment, clearly at a loss for words. Lo’s face flushes crimson. “Seriously!” I say, “What are you saying–”

“No!” “Yes! "I did one of those things where they throw color at you or something." I laughed out loud, rocking my head back to let it out. "It's not that amusing!" "I can't believe you would run marathons of all people." When we were younger, you despised exercise." "I enjoyed riding bicycles." "I also compete in bike races." I couldn't stop laughing. "That's insane." "It's something that raises my adrenaline and is exciting, which is why I used drugs."

I stared at him and he just laughed. "Babe, I know it's in our race. But brother Zary and I always exercise and we also go to the sauna, so don't worry, nothing bad will happen. Then I can always exercise when I come to you. That's where we sweat. I already have a lot" I slapped him softly on his bib and he just laughed. "See? Nothing will happen to me because of our exercise, all the forbidden diseases are dead" he said laughing so I laughed too.

Jayden had a lot of fantasies and I had promised him my body every day so he could fulfill them. "Did I say something wrong?" She seemed frightened. "No, not that, it's just," I yawned but was too lazy to cover my mouth, "it's just that I can't take that much break. This exercise is very important for me," I explained and heard her sigh as she continued kneading my calf. "It's okay if I fall asleep right? I don't think I can continue this while I'm awake," I said with another yawn, this time longer than the first and I felt a little embarrassed at how wide my mouth stretched.

“Jokes have owners, Grace! Do not try to crack one if you know you will do something contrary to what a joker can, and that is to pull a smile or erupt outbursts of laughter from people. That back there was not a joke at all, Grace!” I say that because if she was joining, that was a terrible one. She should know that she stinks at it.