Filipino Corny Jokes Novels & Stories

She is like a walking track record for these kinds of shit. "It's the janitor" I trailed. "Oh right, Mr. Cortez, but I thought his name is Jorge?" "Is that his name? Sorry I named him Johnny because he's the janitor, I have no idea about his name." "Jesus Nick you really need to stop with those corny jokes" I know Yhannie would say this. She says this every time I try my best to crack a joke, no matter how dope I drop the joke she still invalidates my capability just because it’s an hour for her to understand the joke.

They also have Maja Blanca, sticky rice with mangoes, vegetables and fruit salad for desserts. In the afternoon, the videoke machine arrived. It is something that is always present in every occasion in the Philippines because Filipinos love to sing whether they have the talent or not. The men, usually relatives of Maan from both sides of the family, arrived to help in butchering the pig and dressing the chicken. While the men were busy outside, the women were also busy in the kitchen. They were momentarily interrupted with the arrival of Mark and the Chairman. They were welcomed by Gil who was in the front yard and led them inside the house and introduced them to everyone. The teasing starte

I chuckled and waved back. "Bri, punta ka sa bahay mamaya! We eat there! We have a lot of fish!" It was Jon. He's one of the fishermen that I am slowly getting close here. I smiled. He's speaking in Filipino again. But thank God I am slowly understanding it now, although I couldn't really speak it since I'm just new. But at least I do understand the basics. "Thank you! I will go there, Jon!" I answered back with a smile. I saw that his friends started teasing and pushing him jokingly causing me to chuckle while shaking my head.

"What? SPAGHETTI and faKE.... Spake!" " Darling.. I know my jokes are not funny but your answer is..... very corny..." Ycson replied. Sol glared at Ycson so we just laughed and waited for Ycson to say but I thought of the answer. I raised my hand and everyone looked at me. "I have an idea!" They waited for my answer and when I looked at Ycson, he seemed to think that my answer was wrong. His smile was still wide and he thought maybe I didn't know the answer.

L extended his hand to Patrice. Patrice rolled her eyes and opened the locker. L smiled as he placed the books in. Patrice locked it and faced L. “Come on?” She asked. L nodded and started to walk behind Patrice. He is smiling. Damn, the cold Lance Kim is smiling widely in this dismissal time. Trust me, all the girls who saw him smile are melting in joy. Melting in ‘Kilig’-ness (A/N: Kilig is a Filipino term for giddy, excited, etc.)

He raises his glass and she does the same. The more time passed, the drunker every single person got. Which definitely means more intoxicated singing. The karaoke classics for Filipinos come out, from Stupid Love by Salbakuta and Halik by Aegis to My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion and Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler. Everyone’s vibes are in harmony, all are having the time of their lives. Megan, Danica, and Felicity even manage to belt out a silly song that they have as an inside joke, entitled Fox Fart News. “HOY!!!!! Ano na?! MCDO NA TAYO74!!!” Naia slurs in maximum volume.

It's just so great! Yeah. I'm so proud of my girl. My girl. I still can't believe she's mine and I'm hers. I still can't believe that we love each other. I still can't believe--- I'm seriously getting cornier---you know more corny, like---tss whatever you guys don't get my joke anyway.

I pouted and looked away, “you are so pervert!” He just laughed at me and we continued watching the movie. And right after we were done watching it, we drove to the nearest Filipino grocery store to buy some ingredients. It was my first time coming into a Filipino grocery store and I was delighted when I saw a pack of chicharon. We bought it and we headed back again to the condo unit.

Dala ko ba yung mga shot glass at alak? “Smile ka na, pare. Eto naman, sa Friday pa naman deadline n’on, sabi mo?” sabi sa akin ni Jin. Nagbuga na lang ako ng malalim na buntonghininga, kasabay ng pagkunot lalo ng noo ko.

He gave an annoyingly loud devilish laugh which made the others erupt into laughter. “That’s what I’m talking about.” Agyemang drawled as he raised his hand to high-five Stan. “I mean that’s the only reason I’m attending that ceremony.” He chuckled as he fixed his gaze on a scowling Philip. “To see you deep-dicking the shit out of your mate.” “Eww…” No one was surprised at Paige’s reaction. “Shut up, Paige.” Philip chuckled and then turned to throw a tiny shell at a grinning Agyemang. “If you want to watch porn, get on Pornhub like every other person, asshole?”