Filipino Corny Jokes Novels & Stories

He replied and distanced himself from me. Huh? What is this old corn saying? “What is rude about what I said, old corn? I just want you to be mutual in tw*tter. Hello, I want to look at your icon to make sure I can follow the legit account. By the way, you should also accept my friend request on f*cebook. ” “T-tw*tter?” says Dean while slapping his face using his palm. Wait I used the word TT, then he replied Junior... don't tell me he is referring to his manhood? You know TT is the Filipino term for Penis.

“You sound like a businessman that lost everything maybe because of stealing or somewhat…?’ This time it was Joe who laughed loudly. “You little Dolphy. You changed a bit but I love how your perspectives changed for the better – that is, to smile and laugh even in the midst of chaos. Of course, Marie knew who Dolphy was. He was a Filipino actor-comedian who had the ways and skills to make everyone laugh when he was still alive. “Okay. You are free to accept whoever your heart is telling you to say yes. I mean to those who will court you, you can choose them whom you like. I will no longer ask you to do this and that. I understand I will just forever be your bestfriend.

Don’t tell me this is about Cebu? “About what you said earlier. What was the answer? I have a feeling that I wasn’t able to fully grasp the whole premise of the joke.” Laglag ang balikat na tumitig ako sa kaharap. I thought this is about that night but who am I kidding right? Gusto kong humalakhak sa kagagahan ko. Here I am standing awkwardly in front of the nation’s crown price, asked about the stupid things pero mas inuuna ko pang pagde-daydream.

Umalis siya sa kaniyang pwesto saka naglakad at umupo sa kaharap kong upuan. "Kung wala ka lang sa kalagayan mo ay napuruhan na naman kita. Pinag-alala mo sya." Sinadya kong makita niya ang pag-irap ng aking mata. "Kailan ka pa naging corny?" He just smirked at my remark. Sandali kaming walang imik.

Ehh, maybe dean will be displeased if I don't wait for him Manang convinced me a lot of times before I agreed, I'm also hungry huhu if I'm at home at this time we're already finish eating, and I'm just doing my social media, or maybe I'm already asleep I immediately entered the house and as soon as I arrived at the door, another of their housemates was supporting me to the dining room, as if I just wanted to sink into my position, being embarrassed, especially since I was the only one whom they are waiting for, I hurriedly approached Uncle Fred and kissed his cheek, a cheek to cheek greeting, because he doesn't want to give him a 'mano', a typical gesture of young Filipino people to the elde

"Bakit na iinggit ka ba? You want me to call you stupid like your cousin?" Aba! Ini-english na naman ako ah Teka nga at ng masampolan ng pang malakasang english. "Call me stupid and papansin at least hindi ako katulad mong nag set up ng engagement party pero hindi naman pinakasalan tssk." Nanlaki ang mga mata niya at naiatras pa ang isang paa dahil sa gulat. "Sinong tanga?" Kinanta ko na may tono ng sa Dora the Explorer

The man replied and the grin on his lips widened. I raised an eyebrow at him and smiled at him foolishly. "Talaga? Parang hindi naman iyon ang narinig ko, parang ang sabi mo ata ay ang sarap kong k******n." I said and his eyes widened in shock. He was looking at me in disbelief. (Trans: "Really? That's not what I heard. If my memory serves me right, you said you wanted to fuck me.") "Y-You can you speak Filipino?" He asked and I just nodded in response, his eyes got even wider when he realized that I indeed can speak Filipino.

Piiiinnn! I PIN loving u since day 1 Joke yon haha tawa ka dali Char. Sige na reply ka na pag nabasa mo to. Hindi ko alam kung bakit subalit nang mabasa ko ang napakaraming messages na iniwan niya'y hindi ko mapigilang mapangiti. Ang corny ng hayop na 'to. Buti na lang talaga, hindi ako sina Macy at Gracelyn na marupok pagdating sa kaniya. At isa pa, buti na lang talaga at marupoked na ako. Siguro kung sa ibang babae 'to, kilig na kilig na agad sila. Well, hindi na ako katulad ng dati kaya sorry siya.

Gusto mong manood ng movie? ""Anong movie?"" tanong ko naman. ""Japanese movie, ang title 'ay, "My girlfriend is a serial killer." Mukhang maganda."" ""Bumili ako ng beer, baka gusto mo, Ralph."" ""Ibato mo sa 'kin."" Bumaba ako sa kama ko dahil nasa sahig naka lagay ang tv, tinabihan niya ako atsaka sabay na uminom ng beer. ""Ang sarap!""